Mangomonkey Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 Next time your on a date. Tell a chick your a terrorist. I guarantee you that she will be in your bed in the next few hours. Cause we all know. girls love bad boys. Link to post Share on other sites
OnyxSnowfall Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 Next time your on a date. Tell a chick your a terrorist. I guarantee you that she will be in your bed in the next few hours. Cause we all know. girls love bad boys. is everyone in an ornery mood today? ... seriously... Link to post Share on other sites
OldSkool Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 A real terrorist would be dousing her in gasoline and lighting a match. How dare she leave the kitchen, and where the hell is her burkah? Link to post Share on other sites
Queen Zenobia Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 Next time your on a date. Tell a chick your a terrorist. I guarantee you that she will be in your bed in the next few hours. Cause we all know. girls love bad boys. Hmm...if a guy did that to me I'd definitely take it as a joke. The only issue is whether I'd take it as a lighthearted one or a racist one. Either way, it probably wouldn't make me interested in him. Link to post Share on other sites
ShatteredReality Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 A real terrorist would be dousing her in gasoline and lighting a match. How dare she leave the kitchen, and where the hell is her burkah? :laugh: Link to post Share on other sites
AHardDaysNight Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 This is a bunch of crap. Link to post Share on other sites
SmileFace Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 Is this a joke? This is a joke, right? Link to post Share on other sites
AHardDaysNight Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 Is this a joke? This is a joke, right? No, I don't believe it is a joke. Link to post Share on other sites
AHardDaysNight Posted October 1, 2011 Share Posted October 1, 2011 Terrorist is ultimate coward. No Pizza for you! Link to post Share on other sites
AHardDaysNight Posted October 1, 2011 Share Posted October 1, 2011 No I don't remember him...but I doubt he's be considered handsome anywhere outside of pakistan. That was his attempt to be told that he's attractive. That is the poster's own picture. Link to post Share on other sites
AHardDaysNight Posted October 1, 2011 Share Posted October 1, 2011 He's got a pretty weak chin, even for a terrorist. And those sunglasses went out of style in 1988. I doubt he is a terrorist, lol. He's proven time and time again that he's a narcissist who's in love with himself. Link to post Share on other sites
AHardDaysNight Posted October 1, 2011 Share Posted October 1, 2011 This is a narcissist; http://www.corbisimages.com/images/U1990712.jpg?size=67&uid=2db3c84b-baec-4992-b0bb-72911239fd88 The OP is a wannabe. Maybe I'm out of touch, but I don't know who that is. Link to post Share on other sites
The Outlaw Posted October 1, 2011 Share Posted October 1, 2011 And she might be trigger happy and blow your head off as well. So much for a second date. Link to post Share on other sites
Dust Posted October 1, 2011 Share Posted October 1, 2011 This pick up line would work especialy well at an airport or on a flight. Link to post Share on other sites
AHardDaysNight Posted October 1, 2011 Share Posted October 1, 2011 This pick up line would work especialy well at an airport or on a flight. Yes, especially if you're into anal sex! Link to post Share on other sites
Author Mangomonkey Posted October 1, 2011 Author Share Posted October 1, 2011 Okay folks it seems like the terrorist pick up line isn't going to work. I went on a date with this chick this afternoon and told her that expecting her to drool all over me. She went to the bathroom and i got a text a few hours later how she was abducted by aliens. That makes TWO of my dates being abducted by aliens. I came to the conclusion that the world is being taken over. Because i know for a fact that there are no other possible reasons for such things happening to me. Link to post Share on other sites
AHardDaysNight Posted October 1, 2011 Share Posted October 1, 2011 Okay folks it seems like the terrorist pick up line isn't going to work. I went on a date with this chick this afternoon and told her that expecting her to drool all over me. She went to the bathroom and i got a text a few hours later how she was abducted by aliens. That makes TWO of my dates being abducted by aliens. I came to the conclusion that the world is being taken over. Because i know for a fact that there are no other possible reasons for such things happening to me. The terrorists are co-planning it with the aliens. Along with Elvis, The Easter Bunny, and the Geico lizard. Link to post Share on other sites
Author Mangomonkey Posted October 1, 2011 Author Share Posted October 1, 2011 Come on dude.. the Easter Bunny? Look. Im trying to have a mature discussions about aliens, terrorist, and women. Easter bunny. get real.. For the sensitive people. Im being sarcastic Link to post Share on other sites
AHardDaysNight Posted October 1, 2011 Share Posted October 1, 2011 It's clear that I was joking. But if you're offended by the Easter Bunny, at least I didn't say that Santa Claus was commander in chief! Link to post Share on other sites
Author Mangomonkey Posted October 1, 2011 Author Share Posted October 1, 2011 Dude i swear Santa Claus is a criminal. He breaks into your house late at night. Leaves a bunch of junk on your floor AND eats your food. But the kids love em. Our society is so twisted Link to post Share on other sites
FrustratedStandards Posted October 1, 2011 Share Posted October 1, 2011 Bad boys in the sexual sense. We don't want criminals. Geez you men still ask the same questions for centuries. When a man says he wants a sex kitten, he doesn't mean a whore who has been around the neighborhood. Link to post Share on other sites
ShannonMI Posted October 1, 2011 Share Posted October 1, 2011 Next time your on a date. Tell a chick your a terrorist. I guarantee you that she will be in your bed in the next few hours. Cause we all know. girls love bad boys. Hahahahahaha not this girl. No way in hell:lmao: Link to post Share on other sites
ShannonMI Posted October 1, 2011 Share Posted October 1, 2011 This is a narcissist; http://www.corbisimages.com/images/U1990712.jpg?size=67&uid=2db3c84b-baec-4992-b0bb-72911239fd88 The OP is a wannabe. Ted Bundy? Yeah and he was also a sociopath, a psychopath and a necrophiliac. Narcissism was one of his better qualities. Link to post Share on other sites
Dust Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 Vampire/Wizards seem to be the ultimate bad boy. Just let her know you can barely hold yourself back from drinking all her blood and she'll be putty in your hands. The ultimate bad boy wouldn't need advice on being the ultimate bad boy or getting women. He probably just takes woman. Link to post Share on other sites
ShannonMI Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 Vampire/Wizards seem to be the ultimate bad boy. Just let her know you can barely hold yourself back from drinking all her blood and she'll be putty in your hands. The ultimate bad boy wouldn't need advice on being the ultimate bad boy or getting women. He probably just takes woman. Yeah the vampire line would be hot. Lots of girls love vampires:love: Link to post Share on other sites
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