Kriz Posted May 22, 2004 Share Posted May 22, 2004 I mean it. Women need to get over the 'I am fat'-thing. Had this quite embarrassing experience with my girlfriend (still the same girl, for the people who remember me) yesterday: We were lying in bed after sex, both naked. Suddenly she asks wether I think she's fat. Of course, after being asked that same question a milion times and having answered "no" a million times, I thought it would be fun to reply ironically: "No, you're not fat at all! I love your body! In fact, when I fantasise about other women, I always place their head on your body!" My crown jewels still hurt... Link to post Share on other sites
gypsy_siren Posted May 22, 2004 Share Posted May 22, 2004 That is quite possibly the funniest thing I will hear this week. (oh, and, uh, sorry about your crown jewels!) Link to post Share on other sites
moimeme Posted May 22, 2004 Share Posted May 22, 2004 I always place their head on your body I wouldn't apply for a career in the diplomatic service anytime soon if I were you Link to post Share on other sites
dyermaker Posted May 22, 2004 Share Posted May 22, 2004 Of course, after being asked that same question a milion times and having answered "no" a million times, I thought it would be fun to... Now you know what fun feels like. Link to post Share on other sites
niko1999 Posted May 23, 2004 Share Posted May 23, 2004 Reading it, I was able to laugh. I dont know how I would have reacted when I heard something like that though. Sorry to hear about the jewels Link to post Share on other sites
shamen Posted May 23, 2004 Share Posted May 23, 2004 I like the title of your post. If I remember correctly, the average size of a woman in the USA is a 12. Definitely not what we are seeing in TV, mags, newspapers, movies, etc.! Bring on the 12s! Speaking as one myself... I go to the gym and am healthy even if I'm not a size 0. Link to post Share on other sites
Karlise13 Posted May 24, 2004 Share Posted May 24, 2004 That is hands-down one of the funniest things I've read here... thanks for a good laugh!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Pyrannaste Posted May 24, 2004 Share Posted May 24, 2004 LOL. Thanks for making me start the week with a laugh I'd love more chubby women in ADS, too. And expecially average-looking women. If only non-anorexic women you see are tall and have a very beautiful face, perfect skin and very nice boobs (like Sophie Dahl) it is not going to help much Link to post Share on other sites
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