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My wife says that she wants us to "shake that bear".

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We live out in Minnesota and for our 6th anniversary my wife has planned a hunting trip. Very romantic, I know.

 

I don't really have much experience hunting, but my wife has been doing this since the age of 12. One thing she told me was that after we are done hunting we are going to "shake that bear".

 

So, for the more experienced married couples here, what does she mean by this? Is it a hunting term? Is it a sex thing? Is she talking about a romantic dinner containing ursine meat? Or what else?

 

I tried asking her about this but she said that it would be a surprise.

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Shake That Bear

 

Apparently she wants to shoot a bear and then have sex on top of it. How lovely.

 

Do you think that she was being serious?

 

Are you very hairy?

 

Any new life insurance policies?

 

I am very hairy. No to the second question.

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Feelin Frisky

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Your wife is vile. Sorry. It's blood-lust meets lust. I've seen animal rights videos of bow hunters whom have gone up to wounded black bears (smaller and less dangerous than grizzlies) and grabbing the arrow and lustfully laughing while jerking the arrow-head in and out of the bear's body to finish it off. There's a little of this behind every shot from any weapon that guns down a defenseless wild animal--joy in the power of execution. To equate sex with that and revel in it atop the conquest is almost as sickening as finding human semen in a human head wound (which has been done too by sickos). I hope she was pulling your chain, but I still find the idea of hunting barbaric.

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Interesting that you joined LoveShack just to ask this question.

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Your wife is vile. Sorry. It's blood-lust meets lust. I've seen animal rights videos of bow hunters whom have gone up to wounded black bears (smaller and less dangerous than grizzlies) and grabbing the arrow and lustfully laughing while jerking the arrow-head in and out of the bear's body to finish it off. There's a little of this behind every shot from any weapon that guns down a defenseless wild animal--joy in the power of execution. To equate sex with that and revel in it atop the conquest is almost as sickening as finding human semen in a human head wound (which has been done too by sickos). I hope she was pulling your chain, but I still find the idea of hunting barbaric.

 

You might be right. I'll keep an eye on my wife's behaviour.

 

Interesting that you joined LoveShack just to ask this question.

 

This is a serious situation and I want to be prepared.

 

what a weird thing to do...why would anyone want to?

 

I don't know. I asked my wife but she just said to wait and see.

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And be sure not to let that bear shake you!

 

Have a very beastly anniversary!

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ugh...i can't get that phrase out of my mind, and unfortuneately it has somehow morphed into that "shake you booty" disco song...:sick:

 

shake shake shake

shake shake shake

shake the be-ar, shake the be-ar

 

( good god, i don't even want to know what that means..it's a pretty disturbing image:laugh: i so DO NOT want to know what the music video for that would be like)

 

 

**************sorry if this post made no sense, but it's very late, I can't sleep, and i get silly minded when i get over tired:laugh:***********

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Just keep in mind bear penises a barbed and will injure your rectum.
Still better than a horse's penis.

 

We will be going on the trip this weekend. Wish us luck.

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Still better than a horse's penis.

 

We will be going on the trip this weekend. Wish us luck.

Please don't leave us in suspense. Now we all will be waiting for the weekend to end so we can get the updated version of Shaking the Bear. :cool:

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We had sex on a bear rug.

 

Everything went better than expected.

 

That is all you could come up with ? What a let down..

 

Just when a good thread comes along to spike up the interest all the interest disappears because of lack of imagination..

 

and QuantumWeapon.. the eyes of the bear when made into a rug face the other way...

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