johan Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 You should. Pretty much everything we do is meant to impress you. Directly or indirectly. All so that when we approach you you'll be more likely not to reject us. And at just the point in life where we start getting things really figured out, our hair falls out and we get pudgy. Go to the gym sometime and look around (without making eye contact, of course). Count the partially bald heads. And all the guys straining to lift more than they really should be. Pretending it's no big deal and didn't hurt. Acting they don't actually care. You should take a guy out to lunch tomorrow and thank him for trying, even if it isn't working. Buy him a beer and a couple tickets to the hockey game. He has earned it. Several times. Link to post Share on other sites
Kamille Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 Any guess-timates on how many witty guys like you are hanging around my gym? (Am assessing the risks vs advantages of asking random balding guys out for beer). Link to post Share on other sites
Author johan Posted January 6, 2012 Author Share Posted January 6, 2012 Not sure. But I know your odds would go right up if you came to my gym. Link to post Share on other sites
RecordProducer Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 You should take a guy out to lunch tomorrow and thank him for trying, even if it isn't working. Buy him a beer and a couple tickets to the hockey game. He has earned it. Several times.For what? For trying hard to impress us so they can get into our pants, then move onto the next one? I don't see too many married men trying to impress their own wives. When I see that, I'll thank them for trying. Just when men convinced us that men need variety of pants... or jeans... or genes... to mate with so they can spread their (valuable ) sperm as widely as possible, now we have to be impressed. Link to post Share on other sites
Author johan Posted January 6, 2012 Author Share Posted January 6, 2012 Your hair isn't falling out. Put yourself in our shoes. I'll bet you would be a bit more sympathetic if your hairline was receding. Link to post Share on other sites
somedude81 Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 For what? For trying hard to impress us so they can get into our pants, then move onto the next one? I don't see too many married men trying to impress their own wives. When I see that, I'll thank them for trying. Just when men convinced us that men need variety of pants... or jeans... or genes... to mate with so they can spread their (valuable ) sperm as widely as possible, now we have to be impressed. Why do you automatically assume that we want to move onto the next one? Link to post Share on other sites
kiss_andmakeup Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 I like this post, johan. I make my boyfriend yummy dinners and bake him cookies...does that count as appreciation? Link to post Share on other sites
Author johan Posted January 6, 2012 Author Share Posted January 6, 2012 I like this post, johan. I make my boyfriend yummy dinners and bake him cookies...does that count as appreciation? Kind of. Not really. It would count more if I was your boyfriend. Link to post Share on other sites
Kamille Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 I like this post, johan. I make my boyfriend yummy dinners and bake him cookies...does that count as appreciation? Oh that's a good idea K_amu. Will show up at every gym in Johan's state carrying dinner and cookies. Off to look at airline prices. And buy skis. And chocolate chips for the cookies. Link to post Share on other sites
Dust Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 You should. Pretty much everything we do is meant to impress you. Directly or indirectly. All so that when we approach you you'll be more likely not to reject us. And at just the point in life where we start getting things really figured out, our hair falls out and we get pudgy. Go to the gym sometime and look around (without making eye contact, of course). Count the partially bald heads. And all the guys straining to lift more than they really should be. Pretending it's no big deal and didn't hurt. Acting they don't actually care. You should take a guy out to lunch tomorrow and thank him for trying, even if it isn't working. Buy him a beer and a couple tickets to the hockey game. He has earned it. Several times. Haha very funny. I hope this is a joke. You need to take women off this godlike mantle. Seriously go to the gym because you like being strong and healthy. Theres a saying I say around here to guys worried about being creepy, the more you try not to be creepy the more creepy girls will find you. So you can't win if you play that game. The same goes with impressing people. The more you try to impress them the more they won't give a sht. The more you do your own thing and not worry about impressing the more they'll be impressed. Although I have had women buy me things and it is enjoyable! Any guess-timates on how many witty guys like you are hanging around my gym? (Am assessing the risks vs advantages of asking random balding guys out for beer). I've got a very full head of hair so could you stay away from the baldies so you have more of a chance of selecting me. Come to think of it I know what you look like and if any girl who looks remotely like you enters my field of vision I'm going to yell "Kamille darling there you are I've found you" and if its not you oh well at least she looks like you yum. For what? For trying hard to impress us so they can get into our pants, then move onto the next one? I don't see too many married men trying to impress their own wives. When I see that, I'll thank them for trying. Just when men convinced us that men need variety of pants... or jeans... or genes... to mate with so they can spread their (valuable ) sperm as widely as possible, now we have to be impressed. Your poor husband lost quite a woman. He really shouldn't have moved on to the next one. Bought you a nice diamond neclace and told you he wants to see you naked wearing it. Why do you automatically assume that we want to move onto the next one? She's not talking about you. She's talking about her husband read between the lines. We all have learned to read between the lines with your posts. Yes this post you just made is about you and how you just want one serious relationship with a girl you like and have never had one. Go make it happen buddy you see how insecure and scared women are... even worse then you. Yes if you were a woman you'd have a bf by now and you wouldn't even be insecure. But you're a man so face it and go approach women and make moves. Then once you're past that initial getting the girl phase you might do fine if you keep your balls. Link to post Share on other sites
Author johan Posted January 6, 2012 Author Share Posted January 6, 2012 Haha very funny. I hope this is a joke. No, I'm being serious. Deadly serious. Chocolate chip cookies would be nice though... Link to post Share on other sites
D-Lish Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 No way I'd be giving away tickets to the hockey game to anyone. How about I just give him stubs from last weeks game and tell him it's for tomorrow- just so he feels really good just for a second... But hey, by that time I'll be gone and he'll always have that moment of brief elation to remember. Link to post Share on other sites
Dust Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 No way I'd be giving away tickets to the hockey game to anyone. How about I just give him stubs from last weeks game and tell him it's for tomorrow- just so he feels really good just for a second... But hey, by that time I'll be gone and he'll always have that moment of brief elation to remember. First off I'd look at the date and be like you've had your trick now time for my treat! Secondly you would not be gone haha Link to post Share on other sites
kiss_andmakeup Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 Oh that's a good idea K_amu. Will show up at every gym in Johan's state carrying dinner and cookies. Off to look at airline prices. And buy skis. And chocolate chips for the cookies. Throw some of those mini Reese's cups in with the chocolate chips...delicious!! Link to post Share on other sites
D-Lish Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 First off I'd look at the date and be like you've had your trick now time for my treat! Secondly you would not be gone haha Okay- so I'll put them in an envelope and use crazy glue so it's hard to open, that should buy me some time to make my exit. Link to post Share on other sites
Dust Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 Okay- so I'll put them in an envelope and use crazy glue so it's hard to open, that should buy me some time to make my exit. I'm really fast. You'd look back and see me in the far distance. Then you'd get in your car to start driving away and I'd jump on your hood pushing the tickets against the glass saying "These are no good!" Link to post Share on other sites
RecordProducer Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 (edited) the more you try not to be creepy the more creepy girls will find you. So you can't win if you play that game. And I'd like to add to that: the more creepy you're trying to be the more creepy girls find you. So, either way you end up being creepy! The same goes with impressing people. The more you try to impress them the more they won't give a sht. The more you do your own thing and not worry about impressing the more they'll be impressed. This is sooooo true! Especially when you genuinely don't think you're doing anything special and people think it's special. If you can fake humility, you can have the world eat from your hands. Your poor husband lost quite a woman. He really shouldn't have moved on to the next one. Well, he's dating some trash, so it tells you about his league (league of trash). He never deserved me so we can't say he lost me, as he was never supposed to have me in the first place - I was a check in somebody else's name that he accidentally cashed - but decided to be honest and return the money to the bank! In any case, Dust, you have a way of making me smile and feel calmer. Thanks! Edited January 6, 2012 by RecordProducer Link to post Share on other sites
D-Lish Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 I'm really fast. You'd look back and see me in the far distance. Then you'd get in your car to start driving away and I'd jump on your hood pushing the tickets against the glass saying "These are no good!" :lmao::lmao: I'm laughing so hard right now:lmao: Okay Dust, you get one real ticket. I tell you that I have the other and I'll meet you at the game tomorrow. I'll even throw in "I'm looking forward to it." When you show up and walk to your seat- you'll meet Johan. Link to post Share on other sites
whichwayisup Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 You should. Pretty much everything we do is meant to impress you. Directly or indirectly. All so that when we approach you you'll be more likely not to reject us. And at just the point in life where we start getting things really figured out, our hair falls out and we get pudgy. Go to the gym sometime and look around (without making eye contact, of course). Count the partially bald heads. And all the guys straining to lift more than they really should be. Pretending it's no big deal and didn't hurt. Acting they don't actually care. You should take a guy out to lunch tomorrow and thank him for trying, even if it isn't working. Buy him a beer and a couple tickets to the hockey game. He has earned it. Several times. Love this! If I was single, I'd do just that. Link to post Share on other sites
whichwayisup Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 :lmao::lmao: I'm laughing so hard right now:lmao: Okay Dust, you get one real ticket. I tell you that I have the other and I'll meet you at the game tomorrow. I'll even throw in "I'm looking forward to it." When you show up and walk to your seat- you'll meet Johan. I have to make a rule, always go pee before logging onto LS! Link to post Share on other sites
Art_Critic Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 Go to the gym sometime and look around (without making eye contact, of course). Count the partially bald heads. And all the guys straining to lift more than they really should be. Pretending it's no big deal and didn't hurt. This is why I have a full home gym downstairs... Link to post Share on other sites
whichwayisup Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 This is why I have a full home gym downstairs... Dust, you're too funny! Hey, shout out to RP!! Hi baby! Link to post Share on other sites
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