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Struggle?

 

Did he not just score two chicks without a million dollars?

 

Two chicks man...:bunny:

 

Scored? Is that really what you think happened? That he literally pulled two chicks? He had a threesome? What, while texting me?

 

:laugh:

 

Even if he did, it's VEGAS. Do you have any idea the type of people some people wake up to the next morning? Catching strange in Vegas is NOT hard, and doesn't really take a whole lot of talent. That's not knocking on Hokie or anyone else, it's just the fact of what goes down in Vegas.

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But a girl in Las Vegas doesn't jump your bones because you told a good joke. You had the baseline to begin with...

 

Exactly. It's called a hot bod. Some women are in to muscles and tight t-shirts, and that's what Hokie has to offer.

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Struggle?

 

Did he not just score two chicks without a million dollars?

 

Two chicks man...:bunny:

 

There was no scoring. After dropping them off at their hotel room at the end of the night, I went back to my hotel with my friend.

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There was no scoring. After dropping them off at their hotel room at the end of the night, I went back to my hotel with my friend.

ROFL!

 

I somehow got most of the attention, and for the first time, my friend ended up as 4th wheel...and even he knew what had happened when we talked the morning after...it was eye-opening...

Based on how you said it, everybody here thought you had a threesome with the two girls.

 

It's amazing what people will assume when you leave out certain details

 

:lmao:

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ROFL!

 

 

Based on how you said it, everybody here thought you had a threesome with the two girls.

 

It's amazing what people will assume when you leave out certain details

 

:lmao:

 

Wrong. Not everybody. I sure knew better than to think that, and not just because he was busy texting.

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Wrong. Not everybody. I sure knew better than to think that, and not just because he was busy texting.

 

Last text was sent at 2332. I was still in my hotel room getting ready.

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Wrong. Not everybody. I sure knew better than to think that, and not just because he was busy texting.

Fine.

 

Everybody but Star Gazer.

 

Better?

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No worries. I don't think anyone other than Dust follows the details and intricacies of our history enough to ever really understand the dynamics.

 

Just know that there's always a justified reason for why I respond to him the way I do, and if you or anyone else ever chooses to stick around and watch a discussion evolve, Hokie himself will admit the reason I'm...annoyed.

 

I've tried pm'ing you guys for extra details, not so much as a peep. peep peep

 

There are several levels

 

Player

Doing well

Average

Get's lucky once a while

Quasimodo

 

Considering how this forum seems to be full of hunchbacks, Hokie seemed average. Which isn't a bad thing at all.

 

haha this isn't a dragon ball z anime Somedude. A player to me only means some one with no respect not that they do well. Plus girls will label any guy who refuses to comit a player, that doesn't make him one. To me a player is some one who plays women. Some one who is more of a playboy about things doesn't mean he's a player.

 

I didn't start dating or getting anything in the way of female attention until I was in my mid-20's. I'm 28 now. My middle and high school years were filled with girls rolling their eyes when they found out I liked them. The result was that I avoided women during college and most of law school.

 

When I was in HS the girls used to groan if they found out I was in their class. Look at me now, I have a sht load of other problems but finding women isn't one!

 

There was no scoring. After dropping them off at their hotel room at the end of the night, I went back to my hotel with my friend.

 

Repeat after me here is what you do. To your friend "I've got this I'll see them back." Then to them as you're dropping them off "invite me in for one last drink." There will be no drinking necesarily once you're in its on!

 

I'm not saying you should have had sex with them, but spank them or something. Pull the titties out and bronski the **** out of the perhaps. Let them blow you... C'mon man!

 

ROFL!

 

 

Based on how you said it, everybody here thought you had a threesome with the two girls.

 

It's amazing what people will assume when you leave out certain details

 

:lmao:

 

Everyone my ass. I knew he probably shook their hands and said good night.

 

He's a real Somedude and I'm suprised you never picked up on it till now. Unlike you he has even less excuses being that he has a career...

 

Not that you have many excuses accept for never trying either.

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Last text was sent at 2332. I was still in my hotel room getting ready.

 

And your point is...? I knew you hadn't "scored" and it had nothing to do with the substance or timing of your texts.

 

But I do find it funny - no, WEIRD - that you do this: reach out to me, don't get the response you're hoping for, and then come on to LS (where you know I'll be) to talk about your experiences with other women, coloring them in, well, colorful ways so as to mislead folks.

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And your point is...? I knew you hadn't "scored" and it had nothing to do with the substance or timing of your texts.

 

But I do find it funny - no, WEIRD - that you do this: reach out to me, don't get the response you're hoping for, and then come on to LS (where you know I'll be) to talk about your experiences with other women, coloring them in, well, colorful ways so as to mislead folks.

 

You give yourself way too much credit sometimes. And how have I been colorful or misleading? I honestly don't know how anyone could read threesome (or hooking up at all) from anything I said in this thread. Please, cite.

 

And there's an easy fix to your issue. Block user. And all this bullsh*t between you and me never comes out until you bring it up...in every...single...thread... You just can't help yourself. And why does it even bother you if I'm talking to other women and then talking or asking about it on LS?

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When I saw the mention of "scoring" I had to go back and read Hokie's post to see if I missed anything. Don't see how anyone was mislead by any of his posts.

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You give yourself way too much credit sometimes. And how have I been colorful or misleading? I honestly don't know how anyone could read threesome (or hooking up at all) from anything I said in this thread. Please, cite.

 

And there's an easy fix to your issue. Block user. And all this bullsh*t between you and me never comes out until you bring it up...in every...single...thread... You just can't help yourself. And why does it even bother you if I'm talking to other women and then talking or asking about it on LS?

 

It's about time you fought back. :laugh:

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Yes, tbh my last boyfriend was physically quite unattractive, looking back. He is though one of the funniest people I've ever met, and it took me a while to realize I had a crush because I was in denial, because of his appearance.

 

He had people laughing pretty much everywhere we went. His humor's mainly the silly kind that epitomizes what everyone's thinking but not saying too. Loved it, and miss it.

 

The guy I've just begun to see (3x) is funny in what he does and makes me laugh, but at the moment not as witty..and witty is the best :love:

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You give yourself way too much credit sometimes. And how have I been colorful or misleading? I honestly don't know how anyone could read threesome (or hooking up at all) from anything I said in this thread. Please, cite.

 

To be clear, I did not think you hooked up with anyone in Vegas. But clearly, given the way you phrased things, MANY people did. See Somedude and Jojoba's posts. It's your MO.

 

And there's an easy fix to your issue. Block user. And all this bullsh*t between you and me never comes out until you bring it up...in every...single...thread... You just can't help yourself. And why does it even bother you if I'm talking to other women and then talking or asking about it on LS?

 

You're right, I can't stop myself because you are inconsistent to the point of dishonesty. You lash out at me in private, share my private correspondence with strangers, completely betray every ounce of trust I had in you, and then come on here and act like you're some perfect specimen and I'm the bad guy.

 

On several occasions you have written/texted me something to get a certain response from me, and when you don't get it, you come on here and say something contrary to what you said to me. A perfect example is starting this thread suggesting you had some success with women, right after telling me you're not over me and have spent a year trying to figure sh*t out but haven't come close. Ah, one fun night in Vegas and now you have all the answers? Just gotta be a funny guy and all your dating and "scoring" woes will be solved?

 

So please, STOP emailing me. STOP sending me friend requests. STOP texting me. So long as you keep up this Dr. Jekyll/Mr. Hyde act up, you'll forever fail with everyone.

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You give yourself way too much credit sometimes.

 

THIS right here is another perfect example of how you flip flop like crazy.

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Man Star Gazer, I don't know what it is, but between you and e.g., Hokie, and Eternal Sunshine, you have got to be involved in like, 70% of Love shack drama. Whenever a thread starts spiraling out of control, 2-to-1 you are involved in some way or another.

 

Are you into this sort of thing?

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You're right, I can't stop myself because you are inconsistent to the point of dishonesty. You lash out at me in private, share my private correspondence with strangers, completely betray every ounce of trust I had in you, and then come on here and act like you're some perfect specimen and I'm the bad guy.

 

Welcome to a year ago. I apologized profusely for that incident a year ago and have done no such thing since. And to this day, you share our CURRENT private correspondence to the LS community. Trying to get even? Fine. You keep going at it to your heart's content. I guess it's ok for you to do it.

 

Forgive me for asking, but when was the last time an LS member posted wondering why I was saying things about you in public on LS...? And I can't seem to recall, but when was the last time someone asked you why you were going off on me and sharing private details on LS...?

 

On several occasions you have written/texted me something to get a certain response from me, and when you don't get it, you come on here and say something contrary to what you said to me. A perfect example is starting this thread suggesting you had some success with women, right after telling me you're not over me and have spent a year trying to figure sh*t out but haven't come close. Ah, one fun night in Vegas and now you have all the answers? Just gotta be a funny guy and all your dating and "scoring" woes will be solved?

 

Nope, not even pretending to have all the answers. No one puts words into my mouth like you do. Just trying to find my way, one step at a time.

 

So please, STOP emailing me. STOP sending me friend requests. STOP texting me. So long as you keep up this Dr. Jekyll/Mr. Hyde act up, you'll forever fail with everyone.

 

Heh, so I can be more of a model success story like yourself...? :)

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***UPDATE***

 

To keep everyone up to date, Star and I are once again no longer friends on FB. It is indeed a sad day that will forever live in infamy.

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Welcome to a year ago. I apologized profusely for that incident a year ago and have done no such thing since. And to this day, you share our CURRENT private correspondence to the LS community. Trying to get even? Fine. You keep going at it to your heart's content. I guess it's ok for you to do it.

 

I've never disclosed anything you entrusted with me or ever expected to be kept private and sacrosanct. We have not been on good terms for over a year. Your fault. I shared the details of ONE recent text, and only AFTER you admitted the substance of that text yourself here. If you'd like me to disclose anything else, please let me know. I'd be more than happy to.

 

Heh, so I can be more of a model success story like yourself...? :)

 

Thanks for that. You really are such a nice guy; such a bastion of integrity! :sarcasm:

 

Glad to see you expose portions of the real you here on LS sometimes. This is why I deleted you, and will act as a reminder to never accept another request.

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Man Star Gazer, I don't know what it is, but between you and e.g., Hokie, and Eternal Sunshine, you have got to be involved in like, 70% of Love shack drama. Whenever a thread starts spiraling out of control, 2-to-1 you are involved in some way or another.

 

Are you into this sort of thing?

 

Don't forget ES's BFF, with the ever-changing names/new identities. :)

 

Meh, that's just 3 people, out of all of LS. And if you notice the common denominator, it's that I just really have no tolerance for bullsh*t, half-truths, and failing to acknowledge any responsibility.

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Don't forget ES's BFF, with the ever-changing names/new identities. :)

 

Meh, that's just 3 people, out of all of LS. And if you notice the common denominator, it's that I just really have no tolerance for bullsh*t, half-truths, and failing to acknowledge any responsibility.

 

Yes I hate BS too, and I've come down hard on a few people. But you realize that this didn't serve you, right? I mean, people who've been here a while know that you and Hokie were involved and most people would see that he had some major confidence issues that led to "it" not working out, and that meanwhile you've moved on and dated several other people (or so it appears at least).

 

By coming down so hard on him on here though, you made him look to be the sympathetic figure, and you look like the angry insecure one who hasn't really moved on. If you really want to be done with him, you could just not give him any attention you know.

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