listen_to_me_please Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 #1) Baby, your going to make me cheat on my boyfriend (with a smirk on her face) Looking back on it, lol that was a good line to use, I'm still thinking about that one 4 years later. Link to post Share on other sites
Pens55 Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 "Im going to hurt you, I always hurt the people I love" ...prophetic. Red flag the size of freaking asia.... 2 Link to post Share on other sites
MooBear Posted June 23, 2012 Share Posted June 23, 2012 "It wasnt cheating! My dad paid the hooker, not me!" True story. His exact words. Link to post Share on other sites
Phanpooh Posted June 25, 2012 Share Posted June 25, 2012 "i do not love you and i might not love you in future" Link to post Share on other sites
fucpcg Posted June 25, 2012 Share Posted June 25, 2012 "I was nothing but nice to you" - About as inaccurate a statment as could be made. "You don't deserve me" - Since splitting up she's been seen all over the bars for the past year, picking up every guy she can and having sex with them. Interesting.... Link to post Share on other sites
DuchessKaye Posted June 25, 2012 Share Posted June 25, 2012 "You are not exactly the answer to my prayers... I want someone a little more intelligent..." <--- The best, so far! Ugh, the pain! Link to post Share on other sites
Eternal Sunshine Posted June 25, 2012 Share Posted June 25, 2012 "You demand too much sex from me" 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Peanut9330 Posted June 25, 2012 Share Posted June 25, 2012 My two favorite lines... 1. Baby your up to bat and she's in the outfield show me you care hit that home run... 2. Why don't you have a few shots get a little buzzed and sleep with me one last time? Link to post Share on other sites
Sugarkane Posted June 25, 2012 Share Posted June 25, 2012 " You can't communicate" and " I should've dumped you a long time ago". I was dumped By text after a year. Link to post Share on other sites
Eternal Sunshine Posted June 25, 2012 Share Posted June 25, 2012 Here is another one: "I don't like how you never get very angry. I would love it if you sometimes threw things around." or "The angrier I get, the more you detach. I am there shouting at you and all I get is stone cold silence. I would have a better relationship with a brick wall." I surely hope he gets a woman that throws things around 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Eternal Sunshine Posted June 25, 2012 Share Posted June 25, 2012 Or his brother would say about me (and he later told me): "You should always go for a dumb woman. I told you she is only going to manipulate you." When I was the one being manipulated Link to post Share on other sites
leoc1973 Posted June 25, 2012 Share Posted June 25, 2012 "wouldn't it be great if a year and a half from now we found each other again and lived happily ever after" she had a great job and was sent to nyc for a month and met 2 whores that she could go party with. She took a worse job down there so she can go "have some freedom" Another words her quote really meant, "wouldn't it be great if I go bang half of New york city and you are sitting home crying and waiting for me to be done having the bottom knocked outta me" Link to post Share on other sites
Million.to.1 Posted June 25, 2012 Share Posted June 25, 2012 "All my other girlfriends converted to Christianity for me. Oh, except Emma, the Jew." Link to post Share on other sites
Snakechammah Posted June 25, 2012 Share Posted June 25, 2012 "It is not my fault you don't love me!!" Link to post Share on other sites
MontanaGirl Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 I'm a bit late, but this line--from an old high school boyfriend--is too good not to share: "Baby, I have heart cancer. I just can't get any more attached to you, knowing that I may die. I can't watch your pain, loving me as I get sicker. Maybe one day if I recover...." I think I stared at him for a good 5 minutes before walking away without a word. Really, he couldn't even be bothered to feed me a more realistic lie!?! Link to post Share on other sites
leoc1973 Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 Lmao! is he still alive today? Link to post Share on other sites
Gulf-Delta Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 "I love you" Link to post Share on other sites
Follower Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 "Baby, I have heart cancer. I just can't get any more attached to you, knowing that I may die. I can't watch your pain, loving me as I get sicker. Maybe one day if I recover...." I think I stared at him for a good 5 minutes before walking away without a word. Really, he couldn't even be bothered to feed me a more realistic lie!?! Em am i the only one that reads that as a fantastic way to say im not sure what i want but if i work it out and its you ill let you know? Apposed to the literal Im dying. Mabye its the poet in me screaming to come up but i think you missed a very cool way of saying just not ready to commit to you yet. Link to post Share on other sites
Follower Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 Said on the 3 month run up to the split: "Its not you i dont love me so how can i love you?" - ohh classic... Link to post Share on other sites
Sugarkane Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 "I'm not ready for a relationship, I want to be single". After future faking and fast forwarding. The one time I snooped on fb on anyone and there he was in another relationship with another girl. So much for "being single". Biggest BS line ever?! Link to post Share on other sites
MontanaGirl Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 I like the symbolism Follower. Unfortunately in this case "I have heart cancer" stood for, "I met an easier girl who is into the party scene like me." I ran into him maybe 10 years after he broke up with me, and learned he knocked up the party girl, got married, got divorced, and within a few years had two kids with another woman (whom he was no longer with). Guess he wanted to spread his legacy quickly, before the heart cancer gets him! Link to post Share on other sites
iambookworm Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 "You asked too many questions." Uh-huh. I should've asked more cause I would've found out you were married earlier. Link to post Share on other sites
Stanza Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 "I think it's the right decision" Link to post Share on other sites
Author listen_to_me_please Posted July 8, 2012 Author Share Posted July 8, 2012 "I love you" I felt the hurt of this one through my computer screen. LOL sorry man, that must of been tough. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Alban Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 " *crying**laughing* You will be a great father, and your kids will be great footballers, you will meet someone better than me, I am sorry our dream ends here I love you" I will never forget it, even though we still got together later. I can't forget the pain of that day Link to post Share on other sites
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