MrCastle Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 So what you're saying is you're in fact not looking to get piped real quick? Link to post Share on other sites
USMCHokie Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 I'd probably brush it off as silliness/very forward flirting... This would only happen if he was hot. Link to post Share on other sites
MrCastle Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 This would only happen if he was hot. And tall. :laugh: Link to post Share on other sites
bobsmith76 Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 Also I should add that I did an experiment where I said I was a computer programmer and that I made $75,000 per year. I sent out 10 emails. I used the face that I use on this website. Admittedly my initial email was very lame. I think I just said Hi, how are you? And I didn't get any responses. Next time I will try to personalize the message more, but it's an experiment that takes a lot of time so it's hard for me to do. Link to post Share on other sites
USMCHokie Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 And tall. :laugh: And white. Like this bunny: Link to post Share on other sites
SJC2008 Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 He was being dumb because he seen the DISTANCE. What man has ever gotten laid with a line like that? I mean come on! Link to post Share on other sites
Teal Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 This would only happen if he was hot. Them's fightin' words. Link to post Share on other sites
USMCHokie Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 He was being dumb because he seen the DISTANCE. What man has ever gotten laid with a line like that? I mean come on! But think about it...he probably wouldn't have used it unless it had worked before... Link to post Share on other sites
USMCHokie Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 Them's fightin' words. Looks like we're fixin' for a good 'ol fashioned throwdown. Link to post Share on other sites
Eternal Sunshine Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 And white. Like this bunny: or had nice abs Link to post Share on other sites
SJC2008 Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 He was OLD-ing like a BOSS!!! Link to post Share on other sites
bobsmith76 Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 To them, we are just as irrational with how we select women. Agreed, but I think men change their minds less often. Link to post Share on other sites
SJC2008 Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 But think about it...he probably wouldn't have used it unless it had worked before... Ya never know! If that's the case he shoulda told her "I wann tongue punch your fart box" lol 3 Link to post Share on other sites
USMCHokie Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 Ya never know! If that's the case he shoulda told her "I wann tongue punch your fart box" lol :laugh::laugh: I can't believe you remembered that. Link to post Share on other sites
USMCHokie Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 or had nice abs But you wouldn't know that unless he had shirtless douche pics on his profile, right...? Link to post Share on other sites
DontWorryBHappy Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 A 45 year old man just messaged me simply: come live with me. Hmmm, he's a business owner.. Probably makes a lot of cash. I should tell him to send me some and then I'll consider it Link to post Share on other sites
MrCastle Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 A 45 year old man just messaged me simply: come live with me. *Sigh* Things like this make me feel not okay. Link to post Share on other sites
Camarina Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 (edited) FTD, I'm a woman on one of those sites, so I'll give you some pointers: 1. Post photos that actually enable viewers to get a good idea of what you look like. For example, include a close-up head shot in which you are smiling and in which you're not wearing a hat or shades. Include a full body shot. Other tips for pics: Don't include anything with a bunch of other women in it, especially if you have your arm around them or you don't explain who they are (e.g., sister, mother, etc.). Don't have a beer in your hand or be in a bar in every pic unless you want to attract a party gal. 2. Be clear about what you do for a living. For example, don't say "self-employed" or "technology industry." 3. Make sure you use proper spelling and grammar. 4. Really take the time to create a profile that tells someone about what you are like and what you are looking for in a mate. Don't just throw it together. Most men's profiles contain minimal info, so you'll really stand out if you take the time to put together a quality one. I like to know what someone's hobbies are, how they spend an average day, what their highest values are, etc. 5. Ask several female friends and family members to review your profile. Edited July 16, 2012 by Camarina 4 Link to post Share on other sites
USMCHokie Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 A 45 year old man just messaged me simply: come live with me. Hmmm, he's a business owner.. Probably makes a lot of cash. I should tell him to send me some and then I'll consider it This post alone is why I wish I were a woman. Link to post Share on other sites
tigressA Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 A 45 year old man just messaged me simply: come live with me. Hmmm, he's a business owner.. Probably makes a lot of cash. I should tell him to send me some and then I'll consider it I've had a few messages like that. Totally gross I disabled my OLD profile weeks ago. Who knows when I'll feel like getting it back up there...probably not for awhile. Many people I see on there are...disappointing. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
DontWorryBHappy Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 Ugh, I tend to put up a profile for a while, get ticked off then say "screw it" and it's deleted again. And it pretty much goes like that over and over. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Eternal Sunshine Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 But you wouldn't know that unless he had shirtless douche pics on his profile, right...? I have nothing against shirtless douche pics Link to post Share on other sites
USMCHokie Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 I have nothing against shirtless douche pics Noted. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
ascendotum Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 I'd love a reply back like that from some cute women. I'd tell to put the kettle on, I'll be there before the tea's cold. Then its turbines to speed. Link to post Share on other sites
SunandMoon Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 Ya never know! If that's the case he shoulda told her "I wann tongue punch your fart box" lol 'The hell did I just walk into in this thread? Link to post Share on other sites
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