Matt145 Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 I seen this 7 step method on a forum a while ago and it was that funny i bookmarked it. So i thought id share it with you guys. I DID NOT MAKE THIS UP I COPIED AND PASTED IT FROM A FORUM. [sIZE=9]if you want to be with her there is one full absolute garunteed method of success[/sIZE] im not joking here. there is something u can do to get her back. its easy in a nutshell its 7 easy steps 1) tell her that you wanna go party at a club with her and just have fun pretty badly. u gotta get her to the club with you 2) when u get to the club tell your ex that u just wanna be friends with her and u dont mind if she meets new guys at the club say u just wanna party and meet new people and tell her she can meet new guys and even make out with new guys at the club and it wont bother u 3) at club, ur ex will probably be meeting new guys. you need to game other girls and tell them "hey i wanna introduce u to my friend" bring other girl to your ex and introduce them and say "hey u guys should be new friends" and then game the new girl / make out with them in front of your ex. this will piss off your ex and maybe cause her to make out with other guys. DO NOT SHOW ANY SIGN OF "jealousy" at her making out with other guys. pretend like you dont care 4) after the night is over, tell your ex that u totally wanna still be friends with her and you just wanna meet new people and have fun right now in your life 5) hopefully have sex with the "new girl" within a week just to bang some puss and keep your game strong. but remember your ex is the girl you love and your ultimate goal is to manipulate her into loving you once again 6) tell your exgf u wanna hang out with her and be friends still. tell ur ex that you are really interested in meeting the new guys she is seeing. keep begging your girlfriend every week to "introduce you" to her new male friends ( or lovers ). eventually, she will "introduce you" to her new boy prospects 7) the moment your ex "introduces you" to her new boy prospect, it doesnt matter WHERE YOU ARE, it doesnt matter WHO IS AROUND YOU. it doesnt matter if your at a restaurant or a coffee shop. [sIZE=9]THE MOMENT. THE ABSOLUTE ***KING MOMENT[/sIZE] the moment your ex and this new guy and you go into the introductions of "hey john this is kyle, kyle this is john, oh hi blah blah blah." the MOMENT those introductions begin, you need to start going ABSOLUTE ***KING APE**** you should start screaming at the new guy "WHO THE ***C ARE YOU. ARE YOU THE NEW GUY THAT IS BANGING MY EX GIRLFRIEND SRSLY YOUR A LITTLE PHAGGOT ASS BITCH. YOU ARE A DUMBASS LITTLE ***CING **** THATS WHAT YOU ARE. FIGHT ME BIITCH FIGHT ME. COME ON YOU SCARED LITTLE BITCCH ASS PHAGGOT THATS WHAT YOU ARE. COME ON FIGHT ME. ARE YOU SCARED YOU LITTLE BIITCH ARE YOU FUCCKING SCARED" if he fights you, proceed to beat the living shiet out of the "new guy" if the new guy doesnt fight you, tell him "LISTEN YOU PIECE OF SHIET I DONT WANT YOU TO EVER SPEAK TO MY GIRLFRIEND EVER AGAIN. COURTNEY IS MY GIRLFRIEND I HAVE MADE MY DECISION I LOVE COURTNEY (whatever your ex gf's name is) AND IF I EVER SEE YOU NEAR MY GIRLFRIEND AGAIN I WILL BEAT THE SHIET OU"T OF YOU" such a dominant display of alphaness is irresistable to a woman. you are completely dominating her new "man". whatever happens to the guy whether he leaves or you kick his ass, tell courtney that you love her and you wanna spend the rest of your life with her (which is a lie. you just want her to be your gf but a little lie never hurts) the 7 step plan should not be used unless u know for sure u love this girl and u wanna be her boyfriend. the 7 step plan is garunteed to make a ex girlfriend fall in love with you once again Link to post Share on other sites
Author Matt145 Posted August 7, 2012 Author Share Posted August 7, 2012 What the hell? Is their any sanity left? Are there any mature men out there?! golly. Please don't tell me you have done this. No i would never do this, i wouldnt even recommend doing it i saw it on a forum and i thought it hilarious. But you would have to be a guy to get it:p Link to post Share on other sites
dreamingoftigers Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 Did they mean get your ex back as in some kind of revenge? It seems like it would be pretty embarrassing for her to have sated such a moron, so I could see it being revenge Not attractive. At. All. God I hope too many young men fall for this alpha crap. Link to post Share on other sites
dannykeyz831 Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 wow!!! I don't even think this would work in a movie let alone in real life. Dumbest idea ever! Link to post Share on other sites
beyond Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 It's reading things like this that make me wish I were a lesbian:rolleyes: Link to post Share on other sites
Janesays Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 Step 8: Spend the night in jail after you're charged with assault. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Author Matt145 Posted August 8, 2012 Author Share Posted August 8, 2012 Guys where are all your sense of humour:confused: Link to post Share on other sites
TaraMaiden Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 The problem is - there are probably some guys out there who would actually try it...Was it posted 'humorously' on this other website? Link to post Share on other sites
Author Matt145 Posted August 8, 2012 Author Share Posted August 8, 2012 The problem is - there are probably some guys out there who would actually try it...Was it posted 'humorously' on this other website? The guy who posted it was a troll i think, but i thought it was hilarious because some people would probably do it. Link to post Share on other sites
Janesays Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 Guys where are all your sense of humour:confused: Which part was supposed to be funny? Link to post Share on other sites
Author Matt145 Posted August 8, 2012 Author Share Posted August 8, 2012 Which part was supposed to be funny? The fact that someone made this up and told people to do it, you probably dont find it funny because your a girl its more of a guy thing. Link to post Share on other sites
TaraMaiden Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 The guy who posted it was a troll i think, but i thought it was hilarious because some people would probably do it. I think, acted out in 'Two-And-a-Half men', or 'Friends' or 'Cheers' or even 'Frazier' - it would be funny. but they could probably do with a better script-writer.... 1 Link to post Share on other sites
fofiffs Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 Hahaha yeah it's definitely a guy thing, I found that super hilarious. I almost peed my pants laughing. Not that I would ever do anything like that but that made my day reading that. Someone has to be a really big idiot to actually do that lol. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Lone Blue Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 I'm a girl and I found this hilarious. In retrospect, the part that kept me laughing was the thought that I kept thinking that the guy would end up in jail. Link to post Share on other sites
Kite Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 I'm female and this is soooo funny! It is so outrageous and out there that it might just work on me. Link to post Share on other sites
Tallblueyed Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 I did LOL. But I was envisioning the "alpha" being a squirmy little punk - and the "new guy" being a massive meathead holding an energy drink in one hand and knocking out the "alpha" while he was taking a swig. Link to post Share on other sites
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