My sister is kind of driving me crazy

[TheCrazyFoxTalks]

My sister is always complaining about the fact she was

not allowed to date when she was sixteen. My parents did not

let anyone date though. Anyway i am trying to study.

And these kind of things dont sit well with me when someone

mixes their wierd insecurities with mines. I am not worried about

wierd issues guys are worried about like( please forgive me for saying the sterotypical

thing that people say guys say alot in this forum) but P*** problems. honest too god thats like sexually harassing

yourself. But my house is full of explicitness so this kind of crap is normal, yuck its like ancient and controlled. so please guys tell me that you

would date someone like my sister(And really mean it)

 

My sister is not afraid to punch you when no one can see it.

She will aslong as she wont get known for it.

IF you date my sister I gurrantee you every other guy would want to date her.

So you had better be all defensive or your going to lose her.

After your ruined she will just say it bluntly your not worth ****.

 

Basically my sister is like this:

She wants a guy that looks good, supposedly not very guyish(reverse psychology please). A guy that gets himself

in trouble all the time is great so she can complain about him to everyone else and ruination comes faster. A guy who is basically overly guyish

But at the same time only likes her(Ok.. I know unrealistic). A guy that doesnt fight back against her beating him down verbally and occasionally.(What kind of guy would let this happen f if I know)

A guy who is willing to give up his career quit his favorite job to live with her. Then start it back up

whenever she tells him to. A guy who is willing to live an Old almost gothic life. Get made fun of for it

while she lives the life everyone else is living. Willing to let her look at other guys. A guy with mouse testicles

and the braun of a bull. i know.. unrealistic. I guy that is willing to say she is tough, while he does all the work

and that he is tough when its time to do what tough people do. A guy that is willing to get dumped at the end or

find himself in a homosexual relationship in jail when he is used up(ok i am serious but thats hard!)

I know does she stand a chance in hell, give me some help!

Any of you guys up for a wild ride please date my sister!

 

-This a serious post, would a guy date my sister please!

My sister has some confidence issues.

She is part Middle eastern and American and the guys in the middle

east simply dont look good. I am a guy really and I cant stand them either

my dad is like a lion with Wasp(instincts). My father looks like

gandhi, he is married and still occasionally looks at women(I know its a circus, I should start selling tickets). Mind you he is not an ordinary middle-eastern person he is wierd even for here.

But my sister does not like them cause they seek female push-overs rather then female push-you-overs.

She has confidence issues like no one wants to date me in the west cause they hate middle-eastern people in the west. what should

I tell her?

I just say thats all BS, honestly shes my sibling older by two years but still my sibling what am I supposed to tell

her, you hadnt a chance in hell. I dont think she really cares if a Guy looks more tough then her she just says that

because my dads a wierd whiny wimp and all the attention went to my little brother for being tough. hocus pocus, some people are really

immature they want attention from their mom and their dad then the outside world wierd and bizzare. This is why I fell in love

with those orc chicks off world of warcraft I hate things that are attention sucking. What do you get for it a life full of misery. Anyone knowledgable poster want tell me that their is a guy out there for my sister

or any guy want to come and say I would date your sister she sounds like a match made in heaven or hell...

 

Please if your going to post a post like this: dont post at all

E.G

Orignally posted by brainless or illiterate poster

Do you understand anything the OP is trying to Say.

Cause I dont.

-Heres a reply in advance:

 

Do you understand english? or do you know how to read?

Should I Put word families up here instead? here cat is like at with a c on it.

Practice that then come back fifty years later.

 

worthless replies will be ignored.. By worthless I mean senseless posts

were you dont freaking read the post and ask what I am saying. Your are not

looking smart you are looking- borderline retarded no offence its just I am sick of

getting worthless replies like this when i ask important questions. No i am not trolling.

I am serious.

Off-topic replies are off topic

 

Remember My sister is not so maybe she is not a 100 percent like this she is individual...

[TheCrazyFoxTalks]

I am not trolling.

Ok.. fine. Maybe just a...

Ok close it.

[TheCrazyFoxTalks]

She would definitely drive me crazy too.

 

She would definitely drive me crazy too.

 

Yea but she can easily pumble you across the face if you are clumped up with her and the scream in pain for you. Then if no one pays attention cause they know shes bull****ting , she could scream ow because she did not get what she wants if she so much s thinks you were thinking something like this. Honestly Its my dad that makes this all possible he should put in jail for this.

Edited January 15, 2013 by TheCrazyFoxTalks