Dave1234 Posted August 22, 2004 Share Posted August 22, 2004 well i will reveal the name of this femle and it is Helen and she is female and i will disclose that she is an obese girl. helen is made to my greeting from the doctors office waiting room. she has not had full sexual experience ith me dave and i asked her for maybe just a little bit of a hand-job and to this i will tell you that helen placed her plump fingers on mine penis and massaged in a non-conventional manner that did not result in climax %^( i want his large woman to lose some weighte////////////fat sex and banana cream pie**********tumbling love-birds down said mountain at the undisclosed houir!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Spock Posted August 22, 2004 Share Posted August 22, 2004 So why didn't the handjob result in climax? Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Spock Posted August 22, 2004 Share Posted August 22, 2004 And did she give you the handjob IN the waiting room? Link to post Share on other sites
reasontosigh Posted August 22, 2004 Share Posted August 22, 2004 ......she has not had full sexual experience ith me dave ..... Just a matter of time, my dear - and not much longer at that, from what I can see!! Congratulations!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Samson Posted August 22, 2004 Share Posted August 22, 2004 And what on earth do you see reasontosigh? please tell us about whatever meds you're on. They sound quite effective. Regardless, as one of the Dave1234 fan club, I do hope he's successful in consummating any relationship, regardless of corpulence, and despite any "non-traditional" massage. Frankly, I'm pleased to see he's rejected the fixation on poultry and thoughts of porcine substitutes! Perhaps Helen is an appropriate "stepping stone" back to more normal, .............perhaps living, .................or even human, sexual interests. One shouldn't move to quickly in the arena of love. One small step for Dave, One giant leap for mankind. Link to post Share on other sites
meanon Posted August 22, 2004 Share Posted August 22, 2004 I bet Officer Carmody is dancing in the streets. No more woman traps for you, Dave. Congrats. Link to post Share on other sites
krbshappy71 Posted August 22, 2004 Share Posted August 22, 2004 I'm confused. i want his large woman to lose some weight Did you write that? I hope you arent' going out with an obese woman in hopes she will lose weight later. Can you clear that line up for me? I'd hate to say something if I'm reading it wrong and your intentions incorrectly. Link to post Share on other sites
Author Dave1234 Posted August 29, 2004 Author Share Posted August 29, 2004 not r fro marraige i dave am not ready for love comitrme-nt Link to post Share on other sites
Samson Posted August 29, 2004 Share Posted August 29, 2004 not r fro marraige i dave am not ready for love comitrme-nt Dave, you're more sane than I gave you credit for being. Link to post Share on other sites
Karlise13 Posted August 29, 2004 Share Posted August 29, 2004 so long without writing or calling! Well Dave dear, hope your corpulent gal gives you lots of jolly bouncy bouncy. Link to post Share on other sites
dyermaker Posted August 30, 2004 Share Posted August 30, 2004 Even this guy has someone. Link to post Share on other sites
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