worselover? Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 Ladies- Who has been your worse lover? this is got to be fun! Mine Guy actually wanted me to help him "get ready" but never crossed his mind that I was still cold. It never occurred to him that women need some stimulation His style: bam, bam, thank you Mam. ...he actually said once "maybe next time" when I failed to reach orgasm Oral sex: eck....it did not do anything for him....so he would not... ...and when he did....I felt that my clit area- which by the way was nowhere near the actual spot normally being stimulated - was being drilled- don't man know about circling the area? figure 8s? I think some guys have watched too many porn movies where the actresses touch it really hard and fast! LOL Link to post Share on other sites
pixie2004 Posted August 26, 2004 Share Posted August 26, 2004 I'm not surprised that you havn't had any responses for 24 hours... I think mostly people feel that whatever happens in the bedroom should be kept between those four walls... UNLESS you do have a problem and would like to speak about that... Fun - you have a weird sense of humor. Dont think it is funny to laugh about other people's sexual abilities. But then again - this is only my opinion. I'm no angel, tho. Hope that you get better lovers than the one's you described below... Link to post Share on other sites
fredrolin Posted August 26, 2004 Share Posted August 26, 2004 I am a 40 year old man who has had many terrible women lovers. Oral Sex - this one woman pecked on the head of it like a chicken, what was that all about? Another woman just sucked the head of it and gave me a big purple hickey on it!! I won't even go into vaginal hygiene issues.....(fish city)...or women that will only do the missionary position, nothing else. Link to post Share on other sites
EC Posted August 26, 2004 Share Posted August 26, 2004 Wow I had a guy who swore he new what he was doing down there. He was sucking way to hard and it seriously brought me to tears. I had to scream and he thought it meant I liked it and kept going even harder I was like "STOP". lol He still thinks I said stop because it was so good I couldnt HANDLE IT. WTF....he almost sucked out my ovaries through my clit. I swear I never talked to him again. Link to post Share on other sites
Wellnowuknow Posted August 26, 2004 Share Posted August 26, 2004 Ok had a guy try to play with a cucumber. Why I let him? I don't know. But it was weird. And they he just wanted to suck my toes and he wanted me to paint my nails black when i was with him and scream out b*tch during sex. Only went there twice. Link to post Share on other sites
disconcertainly Posted August 27, 2004 Share Posted August 27, 2004 Originally posted by worselover? Ladies- Who has been your worse lover? this is got to be fun! His style: bam, bam, thank you Mam. - was being drilled- don't man know about circling the area? figure 8s? I think some guys have watched too many porn movies where the actresses touch it really hard and fast! LOL AMEN!! Link to post Share on other sites
kellydontwanttasleep Posted August 27, 2004 Share Posted August 27, 2004 i always told the guys what and how to do it. the first time when i was pretty young i still told the guy who was much older then me what to do...lol first they get me off and they don't come up till i'm through. Link to post Share on other sites
DazednConfused Posted August 27, 2004 Share Posted August 27, 2004 "I KNOW I am good in bed.... I always get off." - fishism Actually Kelly, I think I may be in love with you, lol. I love a woman who knows what she wants and is not too shy to get it! Link to post Share on other sites
pedwin Posted August 28, 2004 Share Posted August 28, 2004 Hi guys, I haven't been on in a week or so. A lot going on!! I DON'T HAVE A BRAIN TUMOR!!YEA!!! but they still don't know what's wrong. spinal tap on tuesday yuck! wish me luck!! WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO THE BOARDS????? i STARTED READING WHAT i HAVE MISSED AND WAS SHOCKED. I'M TRYING TO SAVE MY MARRIAGE, WHO GIVES A **** ABOUT SOMEONE'S BAD LOVE LIFE???? I'LL BE BACK WHEN IT'S NORMAL AGAIN. PEDWIN Link to post Share on other sites
horny chick Posted August 28, 2004 Share Posted August 28, 2004 I dated a guy that liked me to be very closely cropped down there. That was hard for me to stay on top of with my busy life (and they didn't have those cool bikini shavers at the time) so if I were ever the slightest bit long he'd make me hold my hair apart while he licked me. Of course having to do that made me lose the spirit, too much to concentrate on. I dated another guy who did what yours did eternallyconfused -- same guy? I think he was convinced that was the way it was done and he thought something was wrong with me that I didn't like it. That's funny that you say it felt like he was sucking your ovaries out -- I always said it felt like he was sucking my soul out. Does anyone like intense sucking? There must be some gal out there that really likes it and is ruining it for the rest of us. Link to post Share on other sites
EC Posted August 30, 2004 Share Posted August 30, 2004 Seriously hornychick.....there has to be some girls out there that like it and are telling them thats the way to do it. Or they are listening to one of their guys friends that are saying "yeah man suck it really really hard" I don't know whats going on but I don't like it. lol It does not feel good, It hurts. Link to post Share on other sites
fredrolin Posted August 31, 2004 Share Posted August 31, 2004 Originally posted by horny chick I dated a guy that liked me to be very closely cropped down there. That was hard for me to stay on top of with my busy life (and they didn't have those cool bikini shavers at the time) so if I were ever the slightest bit long he'd make me hold my hair apart while he licked me. With me, the hairier the woman the better. I especially love "treasure trails"...that line of hair that grows from the navel to the crotch...yowza!!! Link to post Share on other sites
She's Come Undone Posted August 31, 2004 Share Posted August 31, 2004 Originally posted by fredrolin With me, the hairier the woman the better. I especially love "treasure trails"...that line of hair that grows from the navel to the crotch...yowza!!! Ew, ew, ew! Hmm, you know, I can't recall one bad lover. I've had several not great, but mostly b/c I didn't like the person. Maybe the guys that just keep going, and going, and going. I mean hell, if I wanted that I'd date the Energizer bunny! Link to post Share on other sites
fredrolin Posted August 31, 2004 Share Posted August 31, 2004 Originally posted by She's Come Undone Maybe the guys that just keep going, and going, and going. I mean hell, if I wanted that I'd date the Energizer bunny! My wife rarely wants to have sex. We do it maybe once or twice a month. So I make the most of it when we do have sex and do it for a long time...I never know when or if I will get it again. Link to post Share on other sites
EC Posted August 31, 2004 Share Posted August 31, 2004 Fredolin that sux for you. Have you asked her why? Link to post Share on other sites
fredrolin Posted August 31, 2004 Share Posted August 31, 2004 Originally posted by EtErNaLlYCoNfUsEd Fredolin that sux for you. Have you asked her why? Long boring story. Link to post Share on other sites
guest Posted August 31, 2004 Share Posted August 31, 2004 My turn: ex-bf did not know where the clit was, but he thought he did...he would try to touch it, and I assure you..he was never anywhere near it. Looking back, it was funny. Sometimes, he was somewhere in the pelvic area.... The cutest thing was that I actually told him where it was, but he kept insisting that he knew....in my opinion, most girls eventually gave up on him and told him that he was making them feel sooo good..that they wanted sex.... I am not proud to say, but sometimes things were so bad, I actually did that too! Yes, I was part of the problem. ...the problem is that I think we all have an ego, and it is hard for some men to realize that women fake it specially when they are younger. Also, it is hard for some of them to realize that they do not know where the clit is. On the positive site, I have experience guys who are very, very happy when you give them exact instructions. Link to post Share on other sites
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