TheFinalWord Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 (edited) These are hilarious World's Best Church Signs - Beliefnet.com Funny Church Signs - Beliefnet.com Has anyone seen any funny church message boards? "People are like teabags. You have to put them in hot water before you know how strong they are." "This church is prayer conditioned." "Cars are not the only thing recalled by their maker." "Can't sleep? Counting sheep? Talk to the Shepherd." "ATM INSIDE Atonement - Truth - Mercy" "If your faith don't change you behaviour it won't change your destiny." "If you don't like the way you were born - try being born again." "When you throw mud as someone, you lose ground." "God wants full custody, not just weekend visits." "If God is your co-pilot, swap seats." "Looking for 'Mr. Right'? This is his house!" "Remember the teacher is always quiet during the test" "You have one new friend request from Jesus: confirm, ignore?" "Get off of facebook and into my book" "Free coffee, everlasting life. Yes, membership has privileges" "Forbidden fruits create many jams" "I'm also making a list and checking it twice -- God" "Life is a puzzle, look here for the missing peace" "Keep using my name if vain, I'll make rush hour longer" "Honk if you love Jesus, text and drive if you want to meet him" "What is missing from ch ch...u.r." "God wants spiritual fruits not religious nuts" "There are some questions that can't be answered by google" Edited February 22, 2013 by TheFinalWord Before some grammar nazi types makes a smart remark, I know billboards is spelled wrong LOL... 8 Link to post Share on other sites
M30USA Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 "People are like teabags. You have to put them in hot water before you know how strong they are." My favorite one. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
pie2 Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 I love some of these signs so much, lol "Hell is un-cool"! 2 Link to post Share on other sites
M30USA Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 I'm trying to get a bumper sticker which says: "Just and true are your ways, King of the Ages." -Revelation 15:3 (I know it's not humorous, but for some reason this verse has been meaning at lot to me lately.) 3 Link to post Share on other sites
OpenBook Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 "Don't make me come down there! -God" 3 Link to post Share on other sites
pie2 Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 "Under same management for 2000 years". 3 Link to post Share on other sites
William Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 Has anyone seen any funny church message boards? Not too complicated. If you have, share the examples. Links to pictures are OK. Thanks. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Anela Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 I have a book called, "I'm Spiritual, Dammit!" that starts out each chapter with church billboards she'd seen, that amused her. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
pureinheart Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 Text message from God...... . "Don't make me come down there! -God" Totally lost it with these two! Link to post Share on other sites
pureinheart Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 I have a book called, "I'm Spiritual, Dammit!" that starts out each chapter with church billboards she'd seen, that amused her. This is too cool! Link to post Share on other sites
pureinheart Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 "Honk if you love Jesus, text and drive if you want to meet him" This one is another too good one! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
pie2 Posted March 16, 2013 Share Posted March 16, 2013 Moses started as a basket case. Walking by faith (above see level). 1 Link to post Share on other sites
pie2 Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 Ipad, Iphone, Ipod...What about UGod? I never get tired of these! Link to post Share on other sites
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