Papillon Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 But what if your partner's name was calles Frances? Or Ivan? Link to post Share on other sites
EC Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 definetely the spooning. It's a nice position when you don't want to get yourself all worked up and sweaty because, say for instance, you have no power because of a beotch named Frances hahahaha my sides...... Link to post Share on other sites
loveregardless Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 I don't believe I have met anyone named Frances before in person. Ivan either....so I'm not too sure about doing them. Besides, my boyfreind wouldn't like that too much. =) and I don't think they will name any hurricanes after his hick-ass. They don't have many hurricanes with names like Cletis and Rodney and Travis. =) 2 weeks...good God EC. I couldn't handle that. It was actually pretty romantic with all the candles and the stagnant air. =) Link to post Share on other sites
Papillon Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 Well, I know of a guy named Ivan who's gonna come over to your house and **** you over pretty good, and make a big noise while he's at it Holding thubnbs for ya. Link to post Share on other sites
loveregardless Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 That was kinda dirty in a funny storm chaser kind of way. Oh and it's you sending these things our way anyway Pap, you and the South African storm currents, or whatever it is that technically happens. Back to the subject at hand however, Doggy style and being on top but backwards by the way, my prefferred AIR condition involving positions. Link to post Share on other sites
EC Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 LOve regardless... Get creative lol buy a bag of ice for like 99Cents and have some FUN and stay cool! Yeah man two weeks. It's so hard to go from like 3 times a day to ZERO for two weeks. I'm going nuts!! A soon as I see him.....yeah f*ck the sweet sh*t I'm going on attack mode. lol Link to post Share on other sites
Papillon Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 You gonna bunny his ass! Link to post Share on other sites
EC Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 <~~ Yup. lol hop hop hoppity hop On top, non-stop, Plop, belly flop, Drop, Bop, Pop, Don't Chop!, Pet shop? lol Oh the things I will do to him!! Te hehehehe Link to post Share on other sites
Papillon Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 Are you gonna call your bunny "Thumper" ? Link to post Share on other sites
loveregardless Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 yall are too much. And I swear if I don't find an avatar soon I am going to cry. none of them will ever work. And I can't find them to begin with. But that's off topic. Hmm...can you explain to me the position you were talking about before pap. It didn't make much sense to me about you being on top bu backwards with her on her stomach. I don't get it. Maybe I need a diagram?! Hmmm....and some ice.... Link to post Share on other sites
Papillon Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 Imagine the normal "Girl on top" position. Now switch places, with the guy on top. Now turn the gal around, so she lies on her stomach. Now turn the guy around, so he has his hands on her calves. Geddit? When you f*ck downwards, Mr. Happy totally crushes against that G-spot. Phew, now I'm horny. Link to post Share on other sites
EC Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 Wow! That position sounds very complicated!! How can you bend it like that? Wouldn't it slip out a lot in the position? I just dont get it lol Link to post Share on other sites
Papillon Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 Yeah, it has to bend backward quite a lot. Um, yeah, I can imagine how it might be a problem for other guys Just kidding. Link to post Share on other sites
Papillon Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 Originally posted by EtErNaLlYCoNfUsEd I just dont get it lol Ask and ye shall recieve Link to post Share on other sites
EC Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 lol shut up i'm going on a two week drought. NO FUN:( Link to post Share on other sites
Papillon Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 Whoops sorry, I forgot Well, I been without quivering mounds of love pudding for over a year now, so shush! Link to post Share on other sites
loveregardless Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 Yall are getting downright nasty in here. I think i finally get it now, but...owe is all I can think. I don't think I could do all that. See "4 inch penis" for reasons why. A whole year without sex Pap, did I understand that correctly?! Is there a reason for this nonsense?! apparently you need some Ivan or Francis or something to "come over to your house and **** you over pretty good, and make a big noise" Any takers?! Come on man...I'm starting a save Pappy drive....we're gonna get you laid buddy... EC if this persists much longer we're gonna have a drive for you as well... I just can't see my freinds suffering like this. I got some last night!!! Oh and P.S. Quivering mounds of love pudding. BrILLianT! Absolutely brilliant! Link to post Share on other sites
Papillon Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 It's a line from one of those crazy Mel Brooks movies Actually, it might be a good idea for you, because you don't penetrate so deep that way. Thanks for the ind thoughts, but yeah, what can I say? All work and no play makes Papillon a dull boy. I'd love to have a gf again...oh man, I'd spoil her to death. Link to post Share on other sites
EC Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 Seriously lol I don't know when my bf is coming down to visit and the way he talks to me on the phone about all the stuff he's going to do when he see's me is not helping. I'm ready to drive to the 24 hour porn shop by my house and purchase a vibrator. lol Or knock on my neighbors door and ask if I can have some "sugar";) ... JKJKJKJKJK my neighbor is like 50 and walks around with a respirator. lol OMG I need some lol Ok I'll stop now. Link to post Share on other sites
EC Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 PAP a year??????? Explanation Please my brain just cannot comprehend...??? Link to post Share on other sites
Papillon Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 I've been single for almost three years now.... I get plenty of interested girls, but they just don't awaken my passion. I pour every ounce of my energy into my girlffriends, and the inspiration has to be there. It wouldn't be fair to the girl, any other way. Link to post Share on other sites
EC Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 Awe Pap....so sweet. But...c'mon man..everyone has needs...I mean wow talk about self control. How do you do it...? I'm going on two weeks and I want to hump everything in sight...(I wouldnt though) I undersdstand though. I was single for a while like 3 years and I tried having "no strings attatched sex" and it just didn't work for me. I remember having to fake an orgasm to get him off me and never feeling satisfied. It was good sometimes and he knew what he was doing and all but it just wasn't the same. I figured i'd rather not do anything at all untill I find someone I like. And I did and now The sex I was getting was the best so far in my life and now it went bye bye. lol Damn that boy for making me addicted to his love... Link to post Share on other sites
loveregardless Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 "My brain just cannot comprehend" I know...I was like..."system failure, what's going on." That's so sweet though Pap. You must be the most romantic man in the world. And I think it is awesome that you don't just sleep around to just " get some", ya know?! that's so refreshing to hear a man says something that nice... I don't know about dildos though EC, they scare me.....they sound like generators....hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha I sure thought that was funny. Having an emotionally confusing day, thought I'd use them all.... Link to post Share on other sites
loveregardless Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 that's how I feel about my bf now. I'm very much addicted to his love, I really hope we do get married some day...it will break me nine ways if anything ever happens. But I thought you said you had a boyfriend now?! Link to post Share on other sites
EC Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 I sure thought that was funny. Having an emotionally confusing day, thought I'd use them all.... bwahaha I know what you mean. And generators hahah I wouldnt know never had one before (dildo) lol If i dont get some soon though I will feel a little "frisk-ay" and go buy one. lol "SYSTEM FAILURE" lol seriously!!! Link to post Share on other sites
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