Papillon Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 I dunno...I kind of feel "washed out", if I just give in to casual sex. ($10) I'd much rather just give a girl a sensual massage. When I have sex, I rarely orgasm, anyway. I'd much rather just feast my eyes and fingertips and lips and tongue on all the delightful curves and crevices of a woman's body. A two-hour massage is a two-hour playtime for me, especially if the girl gets totally worked up. ($20) For everything else, there's my right hand man. Link to post Share on other sites
EC Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 I do but he moved away....my booty is 8 hours away and i cant get any and phone sex aint gonna cut for me!!!! My brain can't comprehend phone sex either lol. Link to post Share on other sites
EC Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 Pap you crack me up lmao Did that make you smile? (making you smile $20) Link to post Share on other sites
loveregardless Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 Papi I think most every girl on LS is falling in love with you. If I wasn't already hooked I'd be on the first flight to Africa claiming that massage. Seriously, you are the most ridiculously wonderful man ever. and EC, I've never seen a real dildo either but the ones on tv sound like generators to me. 8 hours away! that's just unfair...and no phone sex doesn't register for me either. I'm a visual learner, not auditory. Although I'm starting to become texatory listening to all this sweet talk from Papi. Link to post Share on other sites
Papillon Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 Pssh...thanks for the ego boost. For all you know it could just be IBFF. "Internet best foot forward" j/k Nobody's perfect. I am single for a reason, you know... Link to post Share on other sites
loveregardless Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 but whatever it is its working. i think i came a cross 2 "I love You" s and a propsal or two pointed in your direction just today. Link to post Share on other sites
Papillon Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 Where?!?!?! Link to post Share on other sites
loveregardless Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 I don't know where it went. It was wherever you were talking about women not doing the dishes or something, and then somewhere else...I dunno...I know I remember one specific "marry me". Don't remember where she lives though and long distance marriages are a beotch. So other than the fact that I see your a psychic hater (jk ) what exactly are these negatives your talking about?! Why is it that you think you don't have a girlfriend? the way it sounds to me its more of a personal choice and lack of interest than lack of possibility. Of course my ESP doesn't work across large bodies of water so I may be reading the signals all wrong. Link to post Share on other sites
Papillon Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 Nah, that was kooky, she was being sarcastic Silly girl. Link to post Share on other sites
Papillon Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 Well, see, firstly I'm totally nihilistic, non-spiritual and a "secular humanist" (as sinner puts it ). In South Africa, that cuts out 95% of women in terms of long-term compatibility I'm also extremely non-materialistic, and a total romantic dreamer. Plus, I have to admit, I'm picky when it comes to looks. Sorry, yes, that's shallow. Plus I'm a bit of an intellectual snob. I'd rather stay in bed and cuddle than go clubbing. I can be pretty boring. So you see, I'm not as wonderful as you would think. I'm just an average guy who, instead of being caught up with the world, is caught up with himself, instead. Link to post Share on other sites
loveregardless Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 You're a male me. I'm exactly the same way...I mean almost exactly. Totally nonmaterialistic...probably even more so than you can imagine. I don't wear makeup, I don't go shopping and spend lots of money on "things". And I don't like going clubbing or partying at all. I am very much an idealist, a rebellious idealist who isn't necessarily too caught up in herself but is caught up in things that the world doesn't care about...a criminal in reference to American Law, because anarchy is better than mind control...I feel like Big Brother is trying to control me...I control me...anyway...I understand completely. Only difference is that I am very much NOT an athiest...you can only be that way until something happens that makes you think otherwise...well I know otherwise and so I can't deny that...but not religious, just spiritual....anyway...that and I'm an extreme narcissist...not intentionally, I'm not conceited...but I love me very much and I am very pleased with how "God" made me (most days anyway)... and I am very much suffering from an intellectual "superiority complex". I know that I am smarter than most people, it is very hard for me to have conversations with most people simply because they aren't intelligent enough to speak with me on the same level...so I kind of isolate myself as a result because I just don't have the patience...I feel as if the majority of the world and what it has to offer are a waste of my time, and the things that I think are worthwhile, everyone else thinks are a waste of time...so I've just learned to accept myself as a one-of-a-kind, like an alien almost, I don't fit in...I don't want to...and I don't really care what anyone says or thinks about it... Link to post Share on other sites
Honesty Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 Originally posted by Papillon Well, see, firstly I'm totally nihilistic, non-spiritual and a "secular humanist" (as sinner puts it ). In South Africa, that cuts out 95% of women in terms of long-term compatibility I'm also extremely non-materialistic, and a total romantic dreamer. Plus, I have to admit, I'm picky when it comes to looks. Sorry, yes, that's shallow. Plus I'm a bit of an intellectual snob. I'd rather stay in bed and cuddle than go clubbing. I can be pretty boring. So you see, I'm not as wonderful as you would think. I'm just an average guy who, instead of being caught up with the world, is caught up with himself, instead. That does not sound bad, at least not to me. A lot of people try to be too perfect to actually mention their "flaws". You go boy! Link to post Share on other sites
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