Drseussgrrl Posted April 1, 2013 Posted April 1, 2013 So I'm a buxom blonde with a fit body. But everywhere around me all I hear about are dudes into brunettes with luscious booties and frankly it's starting to piss me off. I have so much to offer the right dude but because they can't see beyond my big tatas, they never give me a shot. It's asinine. 2
Eternal Sunshine Posted April 1, 2013 Posted April 1, 2013 So I'm a buxom blonde with a fit body. But everywhere around me all I hear about are dudes into brunettes with luscious booties and frankly it's starting to piss me off. I have so much to offer the right dude but because they can't see beyond my big tatas, they never give me a shot. It's asinine. I know right? So I became a brunette, but big boobs are here to stay
Author Drseussgrrl Posted April 1, 2013 Author Posted April 1, 2013 I know right? So I became a brunette, but big boobs are here to stay I mean just because Hollywood idolizes girls like Natalie Portman nowadays with itty bitty titties doesn't mean I'm not beautiful, too. I mean it wasn't long ago that Pamela Anderson was considered really hot - which is the look I'm going for.
Revolver Posted April 1, 2013 Posted April 1, 2013 Even though this is a joke lol. In all seriousness I don't see blonde blue eyes/big boobs being promoted as the goldent standard of beauty anymore. These days it's more about the exotic look
mesmerized Posted April 1, 2013 Posted April 1, 2013 Didn't you make this thread before?? Maybe you should take your implants out and color your hair brown?
Author Drseussgrrl Posted April 1, 2013 Author Posted April 1, 2013 Didn't you make this thread before?? Maybe you should take your implants out and color your hair brown? No way dude. 1
Weezy1973 Posted April 1, 2013 Posted April 1, 2013 As much as you want to whine, boob size and hair colour aren't genetic. What are you doing to change? See a boobologist, they'll straighten you out...
soccerrprp Posted April 1, 2013 Posted April 1, 2013 I know right? So I became a brunette, but big boobs are here to stay Any improvement after changing to a brunette? I invariably prefer brunettes. I was under the impression that blondes were "the pinnacle" of desire...
Author Drseussgrrl Posted April 1, 2013 Author Posted April 1, 2013 I think I'll get ass implants next - just to stay current. 1
gaius Posted April 1, 2013 Posted April 1, 2013 I'm short, and I'm sick of having to settle for blondes with big tatas. If only the natalie portman types would realize I can't change my height. 9
sweetkiwi Posted April 1, 2013 Posted April 1, 2013 There will be quite a few guys who will love your golden locks and giant breasts AND your brainz. I look like Natalie Portman (or so I'm told) except with a big rack and booty. Most men can't see beyond my rack either. I think we should hang out and be big titty sisters. 1
Eternal Sunshine Posted April 1, 2013 Posted April 1, 2013 Any improvement after changing to a brunette? I invariably prefer brunettes. I was under the impression that blondes were "the pinnacle" of desire... It's about the same. It seems like my boobs are pushing men away
Author Drseussgrrl Posted April 1, 2013 Author Posted April 1, 2013 Well luckily for you blondes with big titties are a lot less discriminating.
mesmerized Posted April 1, 2013 Posted April 1, 2013 I think I'll get ass implants next - just to stay current. I have a friend who has both, ass and boob implants. She still fails to find anyone wanting her for more than sex :$
Author Drseussgrrl Posted April 1, 2013 Author Posted April 1, 2013 There will be quite a few guys who will love your golden locks and giant breasts AND your brainz. I look like Natalie Portman (or so I'm told) except with a big rack and booty. Most men can't see beyond my rack either. I think we should hang out and be big titty sisters. Sure. We can share blouses, too.
soccerrprp Posted April 1, 2013 Posted April 1, 2013 It's about the same. It seems like my boobs are pushing men away I GUARANTEE it's not your boobs! Lol! 1
xxoo Posted April 1, 2013 Posted April 1, 2013 I have a friend who has both, ass and boob implants. She still fails to find anyone wanting her for more than sex :$ Did she think it would help he find true love?
ScienceGal Posted April 1, 2013 Posted April 1, 2013 I hit the genetic lottery then! Petite with small boobs and brunette. My look is now "in"? Yes!! Finally... I thought I would never stop being discriminated against 2
Author Drseussgrrl Posted April 1, 2013 Author Posted April 1, 2013 I hit the genetic lottery then! Petite with small boobs and brunette. My look is now "in"? Yes!! Finally... I thought I would never stop being discriminated against B*tch!! 2
sweetkiwi Posted April 1, 2013 Posted April 1, 2013 Sure. We can share blouses, too. Yay!!! I wear cut up band T's and sweaters. You coo wit dat? But seriously girl. I know what you mean. My best girlfriend has modeled for playboy. Perfect rack. Fluorescent blonde hair courtesy of me. But the great thing about most men is they are attracted to many different types of women.
soccerrprp Posted April 1, 2013 Posted April 1, 2013 I hit the genetic lottery then! Petite with small boobs and brunette. My look is now "in"? Yes!! Finally... I thought I would never stop being discriminated against Again, I prefer brunettes. Big boobs, medium boobs or little boobs, just be a brunette. Oh, heck, you blondes are beautiful too!
Treasa Posted April 1, 2013 Posted April 1, 2013 It's about the same. It seems like my boobs are pushing men away I'm a brunette with big boobs, but I think it's my lack of ass and the fact that I'm a bitch that keeps the super desirable short men away. 4
Author Drseussgrrl Posted April 1, 2013 Author Posted April 1, 2013 Yay!!! I wear cut up band T's and sweaters. You coo wit dat? But seriously girl. I know what you mean. My best girlfriend has modeled for playboy. Perfect rack. Fluorescent blonde hair courtesy of me. But the great thing about most men is they are attracted to many different types of women. Haha girl. The funny thing is, I love the way I look. You can't be everyone's cup of tea. 1
Author Drseussgrrl Posted April 1, 2013 Author Posted April 1, 2013 I'm a brunette with big boobs, but I think it's my lack of ass and the fact that I'm a bitch that keeps the super desirable short men away. Easy. Ass implants. Maybe we can get buy one get one 50% off.
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