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I don't know all the rules about the boards. I think my last attempt at levity got deleted by the mods. But I'll give it a shot, since we all need a few smiles every now and again.

 

So, what are some of the lines/quotes fellow posters have written? You know, the ones that make you spit out your coffee! I'll start, although I admit I am quoting loosely and I can't give credit where credit is due.......

 

-We're all in this same leaky boat together.....

 

-you'll be thrown under the bus so quickly you'll need a tow truck to remove yourself.

 

Anyone else? Sorry if this offends anyone. I know we are all trying to heal.

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"My kids teacher says that she has noticed that most bullies come from homes of divorced parents"

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Praying4Peace

I love this idea! I don't know who said this but it made me laugh so hard I posted it in the notes section of my phone:

 

"You should be running like you were wearing gasoline panties and he was chasing you with a lit match"

 

:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:

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DelusionalOne

The two I remember best that made me spit coffee on my computer screen...

 

- I wouldn't pee on him if he were on fire

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- the first 200lbs of ass disappeared instantly

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Praying4Peace

This:

 

And if he couldn't wipe his ass well enough to not leave feces in his underwear I would buy him cases of baby wipes because hygiene is SO important especially for someone I'm having sexual intercourse with on a regular basis.

 

This is something out of a non traditional Hallmark card. True Love = understanding you need babywipes for your crusty ass.

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