Mangomonkey Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 So you see that hot chick at the bar? or maybe the mall? or maybe the grocery store.. You two make eye contact, and you get the gonads to approach her and chit chat. Little did you know that stunning lady you chatting away has a boyfriend not too far. He see you and gets in your face. Talking all types of trash and threatening to kick your ass. Now what do you do? Handle it like a gentlemen, an alpha and here is how. Bring your chin down to down to protect your neck while you stare into his eyes. Bring your hands up and say "I don't want no trouble ya hear". Flex your traps and your core. Slightly bend your knees. Now here comes the important part. In a low voice begin to say wolowolowolowolowolowolowolo slowly increasing in volume, he should be surprised by now. Begin to sway side to side and loosen all facial muscles and your anal sphincter and your kegel muscle. By now you should be pretty loud and your opponent will have stepped back and will appear visibly shaken. Begin to piss and **** yourself and let your eyes roll to the back of your head. By now you are chanting WOLOWOLOWOLOWOLO at the top of your lungs. He will run away. Everyone in a one mile radius will feel a terrifying presence within their soul. Congratulations. You have ascended into becoming a true Alpha Male. Link to post Share on other sites
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