Do you look in other people's shopping carts...

[tbf]

Only if they spend too much time picking out their cucumbers

Are you kidding? Cucumber picking is an art form! Only English cucumbers that are rock hard and very green, find their way into my basket.

 

Wait...

[Taramere]

Only English cucumbers that are rock hard and very green, find their way into my basket.

 

Wait...

 

Why does this quote make me think of a pre-Divine Hugh Grant?

[EasyHeart]

I don't check out what underwear people are buying when I'm at Victoria's Secret, either.

Oh. Well,I like to do that, too.

 

At least until the security guards comes by and tell me to move along. . . .

[tbf]

Why does this quote make me think of a pre-Divine Hugh Grant?

Most likely green hasn't been his colour since the onset of puberty.

[sweetjasmine]

Oh. Well,I like to do that, too.

 

At least until the security guards comes by and tell me to move along. . . .

 

Y'know, this wouldn't happen if you'd just stop sniffing all of it.

[melodymatters]

I had to develop a habit of looking in peoples carts to replace the habit of grabbing random asses in the supermarket.

 

The only time I notice whats in peoples carts is when I see a butterball eating something horrible. Then they take the empty bag and get it scanned.

Im thinking "You couldnt even wait to get home, you have to engorge yourself with sweets over the cart???".

 

Then I get too deep into it, I start thinking about the psychological questions that I could ask them, to find out why they let themselves go.

 

 

• Are you completely against exercise?
  
• Did you get left for a younger woman and gave up on trying to look good for yourself?
  
• Did you only look good to get praise from other people?
  
• Are you still with your husband and is he fat too?
  
• Did you deliberately make him fat to ensure he didnt leave you when you got fat?
  
• Did you get fat after having kids?
  
• Do you cook fatty foods, and were you raised that way?
  
• Are all of your friends fat as well..and if so, do they all lie to each other about how they look good?
  
• Do you actually have a medical condition, or is that just an excuse?
  
• Did you not know how to land the man you want and thats why you couldnt start over post obesity?
  

 

Come to think of it, I need to be more social with people of my own ilk so I dont think about these things.

 

Your first paragraph was about "People", but your bullet points are ALL aimed towards overweight women. ALL negative too, except for point three which is still insulting " She" only tries to look good to get praise from other people.

 

Guess there's no winning with you, if one happens to carry the XY chromosome, and also shops for food.

 

Whatever, I'm too busy trying to get my stuff organized on the conveyer belt so that frozen goes with frozen, meats with other meats, etc. when they bag it. Also would it kill managemnet to spend a half an hour familiarizing new employees with the produce so that I didn't have to identify each item as if it were a new alien species ?

[FitChick]

Also would it kill managemnet to spend a half an hour familiarizing new employees with the produce so that I didn't have to identify each item as if it were a new alien species ?

 

Looking at most of the cashiers, I can guess that few vegetables have passed their lips. Maybe if management would stop telling their employees to be so chatty under the guise of 'friendly service' ("Looks like you are planning a party! I guess you like to bake!" ) the lines would move faster.

 

I had one cashier ask me THREE TIMES as I was unloading my shopping cart, "So how is your day so far?" Clearly she was on automatic pilot and not listening. Same with "Need help carrying that out?" when I have just bought a carton of eggs. "Oh, I think I can manage, thank you."