HALLOWEEN: What are the FIVE scariest words a woman can say to a man?

[GirlDown]

"i let my dog watch"

 

"i picked out my ring"

 

"sometimes i go kinda crazy"

 

"it doesn't feel hard yet"

 

"i'm never going to come"

 

"my penis looked like that"

 

"my pu$$y is kinda wide"

 

"it's from having 8 kids"

 

"i used to screw him"

 

"your time is up...propose"

 

"ready...set...let's get engaged"

 

"lick it...i'm not showered"

 

"it's about that time"

 

"i've been around the block"

 

"people call me Party Favour"

[EC]

"my pu$$y is kinda wide"

 

lol.omg :lmao:

[VivianLee]

"Bring that little fella over here"

 

"I'm PMSing"

 

This is a question....

 

"Do I look fat?"

 

"Do you think she's attractive?"

 

And....

 

"I used to date Ron Jeremy"

[whichwayisup]

"I used to date Ron Jeremy" EWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

 

"my pu$$y is kinda wide" LMFAO!!

[EC]

I'm not wide your small!

[tiki]

Last man was a porn-star.

 

You're not tiny, I swear!

[GirlDown]

i know this is kinda past halloween but...

 

"my pee smells like ham"

 

"does yours smell like ham?"

[whichwayisup]

"my pee smells like ham"

 

"does yours smell like ham?"

 

THAT IS HILARIOUS!

 

Hmm, here's another one... "Halloween is over...You can take the mask off now!"

[sad123]

Originally posted by Karlise13

It burns when I pee.

 

what does that mean? why would it burn?

[Nocturnalkitee]

Sad123

 

Please tell me that you had sex education in high school!! How old are you??

[sad123]

no...i took it in sixth grade but i am really innocent when it comes to sex. I am still a virgin you know. I haven't even had oral sex!

[Nocturnalkitee]

Burning when you pee in "most " is a sign of a STD.

[GirlDown]

however, don't panic...

 

it can be a sign of rough sex or wearing denim with no underwear...

 

i should know

 

but yeah, if you have unprotected sex (or, actually, even protected sex, sometimes) then yes, by all means...

 

PANIC AT THE BURNING OF THE PEE!!!

[JackieQ]

how about

 

"Point that thing somewhere else..."

 

to a guy named Dave:

"Oh MIcheal, Micheal, Michael, Michael...aHHHHHHh"

[whichwayisup]

"Point that thing somewhere else..." Hehehe..."Ouch! My eye! Watch it!" LOL!

 

Or, "Hold it right there...This is a stick UP" ... Ahh...I need some sleep.

[crazyinpa]

"its ok if moms do this"

 

"but arent you my brother?"

 

"its like a hotdog in a hallway"

 

[Patiently waiting]

Oh, I've got one.......

 

how about "you've gained so much weight (you're so fat), that I can't even see your c-ck, when we f--k!

 

I'm the winner, I think........I actually said this to my soon to be ex H as he was pinning me down on the stairs yelling at me in front of our toddler. After that, I told him to get the hell out and never come back. He complied..... Imagine that!!!

[Patiently waiting]

oops, guess that was more than 5 words, my apologies......

[Patiently waiting]

Hey, my gf from high school used to be in adult films, said Ron Jeremy was the nicest and most professional guy she worked with. Just giving the guy some credit here....

 

Now if you used to date John Holmes, that would be SCARY on many levels.....

 

I knew him......hmmm, very scary........