Dave1234 Posted November 6, 2004 Share Posted November 6, 2004 i am not a ack of man loving purse-string apple and pear of a tea-bag munch-disguise--JEREMY!!! how can i dave obtain dick-lay I want a girl-friend really badly so i can have sex with her Link to post Share on other sites
Pookette Posted November 6, 2004 Share Posted November 6, 2004 What happened to Helen? Link to post Share on other sites
reasontosigh Posted November 15, 2004 Share Posted November 15, 2004 I was wondering about that too, Pookette. Link to post Share on other sites
quankanne Posted November 15, 2004 Share Posted November 15, 2004 ah, dave my little love-monkey ... it's good to see your horny little face back at the 'Shack. one sure-fire way to get women is to spend a lot of money on dates, but there's no guarantee she'll put out. have you thought about a personal ad (cleaned up, of course)? Link to post Share on other sites
Merin Posted November 15, 2004 Share Posted November 15, 2004 ???? No, no going with my first thought>>>> Link to post Share on other sites
tiki Posted November 15, 2004 Share Posted November 15, 2004 Originally posted by Dave1234 I want a girl-friend really badly so i can have sex with her What about a blow up doll? Then you don't have to take her out. Link to post Share on other sites
Merin Posted November 15, 2004 Share Posted November 15, 2004 Originally posted by tiki What about a blow up doll? Then you don't have to take her out. yeah good idea! you'll save a small fortune on the expense of dating;) Link to post Share on other sites
savethedrama4allama Posted November 15, 2004 Share Posted November 15, 2004 I'm glad you girls get it because I don't?? I mean the jimminy cricket part? Link to post Share on other sites
tiki Posted November 15, 2004 Share Posted November 15, 2004 Llama, read his other posts, they're a scream. Link to post Share on other sites
savethedrama4allama Posted November 15, 2004 Share Posted November 15, 2004 Okay, but I HATE the word "fag". Its not nice. Actually its short for a bundle of sticks. But I don't think thats what he meant. Link to post Share on other sites
quankanne Posted November 15, 2004 Share Posted November 15, 2004 I thought a "fag" was a cigarette? That's what my gay friends in college used to call them. Of course they'd laugh maniacally when I had that dumbass look on my face, like I wasn't sure I heard right! maybe we should take up a collection to buy little Dave an anatomically correct blow-up doll. He wouldn't have to impress her by taking her on cheap dates, and he could always deflate her if he heard someone approach his bedroom door! Link to post Share on other sites
Nocturnalkitee Posted November 15, 2004 Share Posted November 15, 2004 Originally posted by savethedrama4yrmama I'm glad you girls get it because I don't?? I mean the jimminy cricket part? I've read Dave's other posts, and I still don't know who or what jimminy cricket refers to. Link to post Share on other sites
moimeme Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 You mean you understood everything else? Link to post Share on other sites
Merin Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 Originally posted by moimeme You mean you understood everything else? Link to post Share on other sites
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