Jump to content

To "one who calls himself-jimminny-criKKc-et"


While the thread author can add an update and reopen discussion, this thread was last posted in over a month ago. Want to continue the conversation? Feel free to start a new thread instead!

Recommended Posts

Posted

i am not a ack of man loving purse-string apple and pear of a tea-bag munch-disguise--JEREMY!!!

how can i dave obtain dick-lay

 

I want a girl-friend really badly so i can have sex with her

Posted

What happened to Helen? :confused:

  • 2 weeks later...
Posted

:confused:

 

I was wondering about that too, Pookette.

Posted

ah, dave my little love-monkey ... it's good to see your horny little face back at the 'Shack.

 

one sure-fire way to get women is to spend a lot of money on dates, but there's no guarantee she'll put out.

 

have you thought about a personal ad (cleaned up, of course)?

Posted

:confused:

 

:eek:

 

:laugh: ????

 

No, no going with my first thought>>>> :confused:

Posted
Originally posted by Dave1234

I want a girl-friend really badly so i can have sex with her

 

What about a blow up doll? Then you don't have to take her out. :o

Posted
Originally posted by tiki

What about a blow up doll? Then you don't have to take her out. :o

 

:lmao: yeah good idea! you'll save a small fortune on the expense of dating;)

savethedrama4allama
Posted

I'm glad you girls get it because I don't?? I mean the jimminy cricket part?

Posted

Llama, read his other posts, they're a scream.

savethedrama4allama
Posted

Okay, but I HATE the word "fag". Its not nice. Actually its short for a bundle of sticks. But I don't think thats what he meant.

Posted

:confused:

 

I thought a "fag" was a cigarette? That's what my gay friends in college used to call them. Of course they'd laugh maniacally when I had that dumbass look on my face, like I wasn't sure I heard right!

 

maybe we should take up a collection to buy little Dave an anatomically correct blow-up doll. He wouldn't have to impress her by taking her on cheap dates, and he could always deflate her if he heard someone approach his bedroom door!

 

:laugh:

Posted
Originally posted by savethedrama4yrmama

I'm glad you girls get it because I don't?? I mean the jimminy cricket part?

 

I've read Dave's other posts, and I still don't know who or what jimminy cricket refers to. :o:confused:

Posted

You mean you understood everything else? :eek:

Posted
Originally posted by moimeme

You mean you understood everything else? :eek:

 

:lmao:

×
×
  • Create New...