Developing power like an African lion

[King Bowls]

What kind of workouts can I do to have a powerful swipe and arms strong enough to pull a 1 ton buffalo to the ground? And great speed, all while being bigger, heavier and more muscular

[thefooloftheyear]

Wear pink womens slippers...

 

TFY

[Emilia]

What kind of workouts can I do to have a powerful swipe and arms strong enough to pull a 1 ton buffalo to the ground? And great speed, all while being bigger, heavier and more muscular

Do what lions do: hunt in prides, not alone.

[thefooloftheyear]

All kidding aside...

 

Let me say this about wild animals..

 

I was at a butcher with a friend who brought a deer there to get cut and dressed. They had a black bear there that was being skinned...(Not sure if they were going to butcher it or not.)

 

Anyway, as I viewed the body with the skiin removed, I was truly amazed at the amount of musculature this thing had in its shoulder/front leg.. Enormous. Dwarfed anything human...And this was "only" a 275 lb +/- black bear, can you imagine what a Kodiak Brown or Polar bear would have?

 

Get up close with a full grown Siberian Tiger, a Silverback Gorilla, a Nile Crocodile, etc and you quickly realize that we are nothing compared...Even the largest of men cannot ever get within a fraction of what these animals are capable of..Ever see one of those giant crocs grab and toss a full grown zebra into the water like a toy? Its crazy.

 

Its an unobtainable scenario, might as well ask how you can grow a second penis out of your forehead..

 

TFY

[Emilia]

I was kind of serious: you never see lions hunting for buffalo on their own. They are very strong yes but even they don't have the strength to bring down an animal that weights a ton with one single swipe. Not even with several.

[soccerrprp]

What kind of workouts can I do to have a powerful swipe and arms strong enough to pull a 1 ton buffalo to the ground? And great speed, all while being bigger, heavier and more muscular

 

How old are you? Did you pay any attention during your biology, physiology or anatomy class?

 

You, a human being, cannot achieve these levels of strength w/o being a part of some freakish biological experiment.

 

Just be content with maximizing your potential and feeling good about that.

[FitChick]

You mean like this lion?

[dichotomy]

What kind of workouts can I do to have a powerful swipe and arms strong enough to pull a 1 ton buffalo to the ground? And great speed, all while being bigger, heavier and more muscular

 

 

Become a female lion? They do all the work getting the zebras and buffalos.

 

The bigger male lion just lies around a lot and copulates with all the females in the pride ….while occasionally chasing off other males or a random hyena. Hmmm… I guess the question then is how do I get those abilities..... to be like a male lion?

Edited August 22, 2013 by dichotomy

[ooglesnboogles]

 

Its an unobtainable scenario, might as well ask how you can grow a second penis out of your forehead..

 

TFY

 

 

 

If South Park has taught us anything, genetic engineering isn't too far from making that goal attainable...

[Shepp]

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