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Eternal Sunshine
Pffft. Does me a lot of good. I have none of those things. :mad:

 

Poor baby. It sucks to be you :(

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You don't know what it's like to be

 

Emotionless

Easy going

Trashy

Inarticulate

Serious

Non sexual

Lazy

Dishonest

Disloyal

 

Really sucks :(

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Eternal Sunshine
You don't know what it's like to be

 

Emotionless

Easy going

Trashy

Inarticulate

Serious

Non sexual

Lazy

Dishonest

Disloyal

 

Really sucks :(

 

Easy going is the worst on that list :sick:

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ScreamingTrees

6'7 height

cheese grater abs

13.5 inch penis

broad shoulders

symmetrical face

nice ass

nice glutes

adonis belt

millionaire

blue steel gaze

wizard beard

physically incapable of shedding a tear

blood resistant to alcohol

250+ lbs. body weight

deadlifts 1200+ lbs.

squats 1200 lbs.

Bench Presses 500 lbs

 

I think that about covers it for me.

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Strong sense of self.

The ability to communicate directly.

Assertiveness.

A curious mind and desire to be challenged.

I find him physically attractive.

Passion for something, doesn't matter what it is.

Intelligence.

Kindness.

Loyalty.

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ScreamingTrees

Thanks Emilia, I'm going to bite off of your list to improve my own. :cool:

 

Strong sense of self.

The ability to communicate directly.

Assertiveness.

A curious mind and desire to be challenged.

I find him physically attractive.********

Passion for something, doesn't matter what it is.

Intelligence.

Kindness.

Loyalty

 

******* See previous list for additional criteria

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Thanks Emilia, I'm going to bite off of your list to improve my own. :cool:

[.....]

******* See previous list for additional criteria

You are free to create any list you wish. If you think not pressing 500lbs is what's holding you back then so be it.

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- Compassionate, kind and generous with others.

- Affectionate and loving.

- Loyal & faithful.

- Who I find attractive & with whom I have great chemistry.

- Does not enjoy clubbing or drugs.

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Really stinking rich

Leaves me everything in his will

Does dangerous **** for a living

Travels 350 days out of the year

 

If I can't have that, then:

 

Compassionate

Loves animals

Reasonable and sensible

Can support himself financially

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Alas, too bad we are seperated by the pond (although, the loyalty part would be drawn in to question, considering... I have a fiance. :p:lmao:) because I meet all of those criterias!

Don't feel too bad. I'm nearly double your age ;)

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todreaminblue

humanitarian

forgiving of others

doesnt hold grudges

doesnt feel the world owes him a living

faithful

 

similar beliefs values aspirations and dreams would be cool

loyal

calm

gentle

loves kids

wants to travel one day....

strong will

stronger heart

loves exploring

compassionate

understanding

kind

loving

accepting

reliable

affectionate

keen sense of interest no apathy

 

 

too long i know.......i have however known guys like this and do know guys like this so.....one day maybe......ill find the man who is right for me..or i become a nun with a llama ...all good...llamas are cool....deb

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Eternal Sunshine
Mmmmmmmmmmm I think I may have a new girl crush :love:.

 

Can I post about my perfect woman or is that off-topic and inflammatory?

 

(Honestly that post would belong in the S&R section :bunny:)

 

I approve of this ;)

 

Mods - can we move to the sex section?

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I think almost everyone wants all those things. Its not easy tho to find someone with all that who you are physically attracted to and who also likes you back.

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Antenna_Of_Destiny

In that case, my perfect woman can:

 

1. Effortlessly suck a thick milkshake out of a thin straw

 

2. Can grip and pick up 75 pounds off the floor with her vagina

 

3. Can tame wild animals like tigers and bears

 

4. Can play the flute with her vagina instead of her mouth

 

5. Body orifices naturally smell like sweet fruits instead of sweat, feces, bacteria, etc.

 

6. Entire body is always 100% fresh-out-of-shower sanitized, no matter what she does.

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miss_jaclynrae

I must admit, mine is a longggg.

 

 

Luckily my man is only lacking in very very FEW areas. One being height, which I can overlook due to his winning personality. ;)

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Really stinking rich

Leaves me everything in his will

Does dangerous **** for a living

Travels 350 days out of the year

 

 

I had that... not all it's cracked up to be...

 

So I'll settle for

 

empathy

gratitude

ability to delay gratification

 

(... and ok, I have to find him physically attractive)

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todreaminblue
Strong in body and mind

Loving and affectionate

Passionate

Loyal and trustworthy

Hardworking

Protective

Accepting

 

 

on repeat.....smilin

 

 

do you think when a trait like protective is used as a plus, it makes the oen who wants or needs that trait weak? do you think guys think that?

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