Simon Phoenix Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 i told her, if you're gonna give me false hope, then i won't send it. Do you honestly believe the key to getting her back is this damn jacket? That she's all ready to reconcile, but the fact that you have this jacket is the only sticking point? At this point I almost think you deserve to get run through the mud because you have no self-respect or spine. I feel like I'm watching a 15-car pileup on the freeway right now. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
reddragon588 Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 Jacketgate 2013: Electric Boogaloo 1 Link to post Share on other sites
BC1980 Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 I can't believe I just read 9 pages about a jacket. Burn the damn thing at this point. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Author Jiminy Cricket Posted October 15, 2013 Author Share Posted October 15, 2013 I can't believe I just read 9 pages about a jacket. Burn the damn thing at this point. this is the script for The Jacket 2. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
ConfusedHumanBeing Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 Coming up next to the plate is J.Cricket. He's been better this season,, but has been in a slump here down the streatch. Lets see if young Crick can pull it out. First pitch: (sending that text) Inside fastball STRIKE ONE The 0-1 pitch to Cricket: (sending the "false hope text) Strike two looking. Announcer: Remember folks, the pitcher has been known to throw VERY nasty stuff to Cricket this year. When it comes.to discipline.on holding off, Crick wants to swing away rather than take the pitches and TAKE A WALK TO FIRST. Here's the 0-2 pitch..... 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Author Jiminy Cricket Posted October 15, 2013 Author Share Posted October 15, 2013 The 0-1 pitch to Cricket: (sending the "false hope text) Strike two looking. Announcer: Remember folks, the pitcher has been known to throw VERY nasty stuff to Cricket this year. When it comes.to discipline.on holding off, Crick wants to swing away rather than take the pitches and TAKE A WALK TO FIRST. Here's the 0-2 pitch..... actually i made "contact" with the ball, line drive down the third baseline. ump calls it foul, but my manager is out to argue the call. Link to post Share on other sites
Simon Phoenix Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 actually i made "contact" with the ball, line drive down the third baseline. ump calls it foul, but my manager is out to argue the call. Stop, right now you are in the seventh inning and your team hasn't had a runner on base. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Eddie007 Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 The 0-1 pitch to Cricket: (sending the "false hope text) Strike two looking. Announcer: Remember folks, the pitcher has been known to throw VERY nasty stuff to Cricket this year. When it comes.to discipline.on holding off, Crick wants to swing away rather than take the pitches and TAKE A WALK TO FIRST. Here's the 0-2 pitch..... He will get to first alright but not via walk. I have a feeling the next pitch will be a high fastball right in the ear hole. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Simon Phoenix Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 He will get to first alright but not via walk. I have a feeling the next pitch will be a high fastball right in the ear hole. She'll definitely brush him back with some high cheese before striking him out on a split-finger that he flails helplessly at. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
reddragon588 Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 I can't believe I just read 9 pages about a jacket. Burn the damn thing at this point. It's not about a jacket. The jacket is clearly just a metaphor for broken love. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Author Jiminy Cricket Posted October 15, 2013 Author Share Posted October 15, 2013 we need to break up this perfect game then if we're heading into the 8th. pinch hitter on deck. who will coach put in?!?! Link to post Share on other sites
Simon Phoenix Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 we need to break up this perfect game then if we're heading into the 8th. pinch hitter on deck. who will coach put in?!?! Comments like this make me think that you are actually a troll. 4 Link to post Share on other sites
ConfusedHumanBeing Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 we need to break up this perfect game then if we're heading into the 8th. pinch hitter on deck. who will coach put in?!?! This is my fault for starting that joke. Its now just being used as a shield to hid the fact was going on. Cricket, STOP TEXTING HER! Honestly, take off the blinders for a second and realize whats going on here. She holds up something YOU want with something SHE wants. She isnt just magically going to get back with you if you give her the jacket back lol. That is the most asinine thing I've ever heard. You've already shown her right now that your spine is not there. She is saying jump and you are saying how high. it's your funeral, but honestly man, how can you not see any of this? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Simon Phoenix Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 This is my fault for starting that joke. Its now just being used as a shield to hid the fact was going on. Cricket, STOP TEXTING HER! Honestly, take off the blinders for a second and realize whats going on here. She holds up something YOU want with something SHE wants. She isnt just magically going to get back with you if you give her the jacket back lol. That is the most asinine thing I've ever heard. You've already shown her right now that your spine is not there. She is saying jump and you are saying how high. it's your funeral, but honestly man, how can you not see any of this? Honestly, it's not worth it anymore. He doesn't care about how weak he is, so why should we? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Author Jiminy Cricket Posted October 15, 2013 Author Share Posted October 15, 2013 damn you guys, i'm not actually giving into her. i'm trying to get info out of her. i know its ridiculous whats she's telling me Link to post Share on other sites
h0000 Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 why are you still engaging in the time wasting game? I thought you wanted to be straight up with her? any msg that doesn't get to the point you should immediately stop replying. when she say "give me the jacket", dont reply.when she say "wow ignoring me now" dont reply.eventually she will give up and start talking serious stuff like "ok we should talk about the relationship like an adult" 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Simon Phoenix Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 why are you still engaging in the time wasting game? I thought you wanted to be straight up with her? any msg that doesn't get to the point you should immediately stop replying. when she say "give me the jacket", dont reply.when she say "wow ignoring me now" dont reply.eventually she will give up and start talking serious stuff like "ok we should talk about the relationship like an adult" She doesn't want to talk about the relationship. She doesn't want him back. She just is screwing with him. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Author Jiminy Cricket Posted October 15, 2013 Author Share Posted October 15, 2013 i'm going to tell her straight up, "if you're serious about everything, stop this game, i'll meet you somewhere, and we can talk this out without playing games." and say the jacket is in my trunk. damn, all this drama Link to post Share on other sites
BC1980 Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 You really have to toughen up and go NC. We know it's hard, but we all had to suck it up and do it at some point to keep our sanity and dignity. Do you feel that you need to go NC and just can't go through with it, or do you really not see the need for NC? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Simon Phoenix Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 i'm going to tell her straight up, "if you're serious about everything, stop this game, i'll meet you somewhere, and we can talk this out without playing games." and say the jacket is in my trunk. damn, all this drama No, dumbass, don't give her the jacket, don't use it as bait to try to have a conversation that she doesn't want to happen. This is drama because you are contributing to it. You tell her it's your jacket, and that's all. Stop with the stupidity. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
ConfusedHumanBeing Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 Honestly, it's not worth it anymore. He doesn't care about how weak he is, so why should we? Ehhhh.. This is Just a place to talk and ask for advice. He doesnt really HAVE to take any of it. I don't try to call anyone out....just kinda point them in a direction to show them what many others see lol. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
h0000 Posted October 16, 2013 Share Posted October 16, 2013 (edited) well...stupidity is contagious. and the OP has got infected serverly. home remendy isnt working anymore. probably seek medical help. shes stupid and has dragged him down to the same level and is now beating him up using her experience as an idiot. Edited October 16, 2013 by h0000 Link to post Share on other sites
Author Jiminy Cricket Posted October 16, 2013 Author Share Posted October 16, 2013 f*ck you haters. i'm not buying her games, i'm not hurting, i'm giving her a taste of her own medicine acting like i'm playing along. the only one i'm trolling is her. Link to post Share on other sites
ConfusedHumanBeing Posted October 16, 2013 Share Posted October 16, 2013 f*ck you haters. i'm not buying her games, i'm not hurting, i'm giving her a taste of her own medicine acting like i'm playing along. the only one i'm trolling is her. What good is any of this going to do? 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Author Jiminy Cricket Posted October 16, 2013 Author Share Posted October 16, 2013 What good is any of this going to do? r e v e n g e. Link to post Share on other sites
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