I'm Pretty Screwed Up... WARNING... ;)

[HoneyBadgerDontCare]

Are you serious?? Have you ever smelled Issey Miyake Sport at about $100 a bottle?? Go to a fragrance counter and smell some. Girls literally melt at the smell.

 

$10 Axe scents are not where it's at. You smell like every other guy doing that too.

 

Any girls here ever smell it?

 

Axe does work. Every time I wear it, I get at least one girl commenting on how good I smell.

 

LOL no way I'm spending $100 on cologne. Even if it gave girls on-the-spot orgasms, I wouldn't buy it.

 

Looks like I'll just have to rely on my looks and game from here on out. Woah is me.