Max Zoom Posted December 26, 2004 Share Posted December 26, 2004 Recently Max warned a young one at LS that everyone knows, you can't go home again. Well, Max was wrong apparently. "The f*** you can't", is the response of Hallowe'en's Mike Myers. And Max for one is not about to go on record telling 'Lil Mikey he's wrong. But how a'bout you. If you could go "home again" to a time and place when evrything seemed just perfect, where would that be? Max thinks he'd like to be breatsfeeding again. Either that or the time when he was 17 and a female doctor checked out his prostate. Was Max dreaming or did she really whisper in his ear as her middle digit slid home, "Me luv you long time Charley." Link to post Share on other sites
alphamale Posted December 26, 2004 Share Posted December 26, 2004 Originally posted by Max Zoom Max thinks he'd like to be breatsfeeding again. Either that or the time when he was 17 and a female doctor checked out his prostate. Was Max dreaming or did she really whisper in his ear as her middle digit slid home, "Me luv you long time Charley." yaaa....alpha think why max refer to himself in third person always? Link to post Share on other sites
Author Max Zoom Posted December 26, 2004 Author Share Posted December 26, 2004 What makes Alpha assume that Max is permitted to speak for himself? Link to post Share on other sites
moimeme Posted December 26, 2004 Share Posted December 26, 2004 Merry thinks that Max posts when the other personalities allow him to. Link to post Share on other sites
Thinkalot Posted December 26, 2004 Share Posted December 26, 2004 Thinkalot is still thinking about this. Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Spock Posted December 27, 2004 Share Posted December 27, 2004 Mr Spock feels that it's not fair that Mr Spock doesn't have a prostate for anyone to examine. Mr Spock is feeling left out. Link to post Share on other sites
tattoomytoe Posted December 27, 2004 Share Posted December 27, 2004 who does Max speak for then? and those prostal exams are fun to give! Link to post Share on other sites
LittleMiss Posted December 27, 2004 Share Posted December 27, 2004 hmmm....so far this has turned out to be a interesting thread to read...many questions left unanswered. Link to post Share on other sites
Naive Posted December 27, 2004 Share Posted December 27, 2004 naive is very confused Link to post Share on other sites
tiki Posted December 27, 2004 Share Posted December 27, 2004 Okay, if I understand the question correctly... if I could freeze time...I'd be on the beach in Hawaii with my husband. I loved that. Link to post Share on other sites
Naive Posted December 27, 2004 Share Posted December 27, 2004 Oh Okay I get it now........ If I could freeze time I would have stayed 11 when my mom was still alive and my little sister was already born. Link to post Share on other sites
meanon Posted December 28, 2004 Share Posted December 28, 2004 meanon thinks that max should find himself a dominatrix and live happily ever after Link to post Share on other sites
whichwayisup Posted December 28, 2004 Share Posted December 28, 2004 I sit, stare and ponder life, wonder why Max talks in 3rd person as well...Think I mentioned this in another thread of his somewhere else and never got an answer...Oh well...lol Link to post Share on other sites
Naive Posted December 28, 2004 Share Posted December 28, 2004 Hey now that I think about it me too!!!! Never got an answer either!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Author Max Zoom Posted December 28, 2004 Author Share Posted December 28, 2004 Max wants Monica Lewinsky to be his dominatrix. She'd be nice to Max the Little House Boy. Not like the last dominatrix he had to worship. Do you have any idea how it feels to be awakened in the morning by a big fat aging toothless Scottish hag who yells, " Gi' oota bed ye wee litt'l worm and gi' ta cleanin' the calcified crrrappp oot ma toes.!" Monica! Be nice. Link to post Share on other sites
tattoomytoe Posted December 28, 2004 Share Posted December 28, 2004 Originally posted by Max Zoom Do you have any idea how it feels to be awakened in the morning by a big fat aging toothless Scottish hag who yells, " Gi' oota bed ye wee litt'l worm and gi' ta cleanin' the calcified crrrappp oot ma toes.!" yes i do know, actually Link to post Share on other sites
Author Max Zoom Posted December 28, 2004 Author Share Posted December 28, 2004 Really? ...wow. Link to post Share on other sites
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