Grinning Maniac Posted January 16, 2005 Share Posted January 16, 2005 Are you nuts? How in the hell is letting someone else suck your pole NOT cheating? Your "bf" doesn't even believe that b.s., I assure you. He's just taking advantage of your trust and gullibility. There is NO man on the face of this planet who thinks oral sex isn't cheating. I know I shouldn't make generalizations like that but....**** it. There isn't. Not even Bill Clinton bought that load of crap. He just hoped everyone else would. I bet he was surprised as I was when that very subject became the "hot topic" of the day. This is not even a ****ing debatable issue. ORAL SEX IS CHEATING. How the **** could it not be? Someone explain that one to me. "Just like a handshake"? This guy has the biggest balls on planet Earth. I'm actually impressed. That's the biggest pile of crap I've ever seen in my life. Holy hell... Damn it, if guys can complain about their gfs not blowing them enough, I think that implies that BJs are far different than friggin handshakes. Do you ever see people going up to their bosses and saying: "Sir...I really don't think we shake hands enough. It's becoming very frustrating." Jesus, some people make me want to strangle pandas. Link to post Share on other sites
Mustard Bomb Posted January 16, 2005 Share Posted January 16, 2005 strangle pandas Like the rest of the world, panda reproduction is of extreme fetishistic importance to me! Link to post Share on other sites
moimeme Posted January 16, 2005 Share Posted January 16, 2005 Simple solution Marge. Nest time you and this doofus are out somewhere, and you meet a guy he knows, when he sticks out his hand to introduce himself to you, go down on him and tell your guy you are just shaking hands. Well, no, actually when next you meet new people, suggest HE go down on whatever new men you meet. After all, if he thinks it's just like shaking hands, then he'll have no problem doing it to men, right? Link to post Share on other sites
Merin Posted January 16, 2005 Share Posted January 16, 2005 Damn for real?! Just like a handshake... So would this mean that oh I don't know.. IF you spanked a** all nite while screaming who's ya daddy as she rode you would be the same as a "how you doing?" W w! Of course I could be wrong here.. I'm not Miss Manners or Dear Abby.. but yeah I'm thinking even Dr. (get you some) Ruth might say that a Blow Job is NOT at all the same as a handshake.. Are you sure he didn't say Hand JOB? Link to post Share on other sites
alphamale Posted January 16, 2005 Share Posted January 16, 2005 Originally posted by Merin Are you sure he didn't say Hand JOB? baby, i wish you could give me one of those, and a boob f*** also Link to post Share on other sites
Merin Posted January 16, 2005 Share Posted January 16, 2005 Originally posted by alphamale baby, i wish you could give me one of those, and a boob f*** also Link to post Share on other sites
Mustard Bomb Posted January 16, 2005 Share Posted January 16, 2005 Wow, Merin, alphamale is being both 'cocky' and 'funny'! That's totally enough to submit to him and his degradation! Get ready for some very bad small-cocked sex! Link to post Share on other sites
Merin Posted January 16, 2005 Share Posted January 16, 2005 Originally posted by Mustard Bomb Wow, Merin, alphamale is being both 'cocky' and 'funny'! That's totally enough to submit to him and his degradation! Get ready for some very bad small-cocked sex! Link to post Share on other sites
alphamale Posted January 16, 2005 Share Posted January 16, 2005 Originally posted by Mustard Bomb Wow, Merin, alphamale is being both 'cocky' and 'funny'! That's totally enough to submit to him and his degradation! Get ready for some very bad small-cocked sex! hey man, i've been drinking... Link to post Share on other sites
moimeme Posted January 16, 2005 Share Posted January 16, 2005 Better yet. Drunk and offensive. Where does the joy end. Link to post Share on other sites
alphamale Posted January 16, 2005 Share Posted January 16, 2005 Originally posted by whichwayisup :lmao: Link to post Share on other sites
whichwayisup Posted January 16, 2005 Share Posted January 16, 2005 How much you drink tonight!! :lmao: Link to post Share on other sites
Author Marge Posted January 17, 2005 Author Share Posted January 17, 2005 He caught his wife cheating. She told him that she only blew the guy. So he said-so that's not cheating- getting blown? She said no. (Or so the story goes) So he is making her pay for her cheating everytime he gets blown. I got in the middle of that, because he knows damn well I dont approve. So he cheated on me by getting blown, not screwing. (or so he says) Im not sure I believe a man would be with a woman without screwing her. Even if I blow the guy he better give me what I need as well. He said some women cum just s_cking d_ck. That is all they want to do. I cant confirm that. Marge Link to post Share on other sites
MJTig Posted January 18, 2005 Share Posted January 18, 2005 seriously hun- buy a clue and use the change for a bus ticket out of that relationship. Link to post Share on other sites
LiveLoveLaugh Posted January 18, 2005 Share Posted January 18, 2005 How did I miss this? Hell yes a blow job is cheating, just like pu**y licking is cheating if its not your partner! Merin, great boobs sweetie, Alpha, our Ms. Merin is way outta your league! Link to post Share on other sites
Merin Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 Originally posted by LiveLoveLaugh How did I miss this? Hell yes a blow job is cheating, just like pu**y licking is cheating if its not your partner! Merin, great boobs sweetie, Alpha, our Ms. Merin is way outta your league! Thank you Miss Thang Link to post Share on other sites
WillieClinton Posted January 23, 2005 Share Posted January 23, 2005 No, a BJ is definitely NOT...I REPEAT >>>>NOT CHEATING. It is not sex because sex only involves orifices which can be used to reproduce. Nothing more than a handshake really.........."I did not have sex with that woman, Ms Lewinski.............." Hillary bought it. Link to post Share on other sites
Stone Posted January 23, 2005 Share Posted January 23, 2005 Originally posted by WillieClinton No, a BJ is definitely NOT...I REPEAT >>>>NOT CHEATING. It is not sex because sex only involves orifices which can be used to reproduce. Nothing more than a handshake really.........."I did not have sex with that woman, Ms Lewinski.............." Hillary bought it. Good one Willy! LMAO!! Link to post Share on other sites
emopunk Posted January 24, 2005 Share Posted January 24, 2005 Virtually anything in a sexual context is cheating. Flirtation with the intent of seeing where it goes, a kiss on the cheek that flushes the face, an embrace that lingers a moment too long... all of it is the same. Inappropriate attention given your involvement with another. So yeah, needless to say, getting blown would be cheating. It's not a common interaction between casual acquaintences. And the context has no other interpretation. Link to post Share on other sites
emopunk Posted January 24, 2005 Share Posted January 24, 2005 Oh yeah, I'm a guy by the way. Link to post Share on other sites
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