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Couple watching: women are always better looking than men


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Most guys I knnow are married to whales.

 

 

And although they may not be that great looking themselves, many of them are not whales.

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Of course he says he loves his wife. Do you expect him to say, "She's a cow, look at her!" Divorce means he loses half of everything so he's willing to put up with her and get laid on the side. She gets the money and status of being married to a star. No one knows what goes on in anyone's marriage.

 

We don't know if her doctor has told her to lose weight or risk her health. She probably needs to become diabetic or have a heart attack or get cancer before she takes action.

 

She used to have a gardening show on PBS before they married. I'd bet that if someone offered her another show, she'd lose weight in a hurry. Maybe she is bored being a housewife so sits around eating.

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And here is expansion on this:

 

They have just completely lost their sparkle.

 

Which brings me to another point. I am going through all this hassle of dating men to maybe, possibly, if I am lucky get to the stage that my friends are? :confused:

 

No thanks, I am keeping my cat and a gym membership. I would never want to live their lives.

 

Most people I know that are married, especially the ones that married young...really let themselves go. It's like they stopped caring about how they look to anyone but themselves (the couple :sick:).

 

I dunno if that is a bad thing.

 

I keep my edge. I watch what I eat, workout like I got nothing better to do :laugh::(:lmao:.

 

Stylish clothes? Yep.

 

Cars that are not just for getting from "Point A to point B"? Of course.

 

Girls that love me one day and hate me next week? Hey, sometimes it doesn't even take a week.

 

I dunno if this is a good thing. It's fun a lot of times. Sad many times. And most times if I really stop and think about it, I don't think I am living my life right.

 

I'd keep my gym membership too, but a lot of times I am pretty envious of my friends that are happily married.

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Who is the better looking one???

 

Hell if I know.... Everyone looks the same to me with toques on their head and balaclavas on their faces. DAMN its cold!!! :p:laugh::(

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Who is the better looking one???

 

Please please please don't ask him to sing!

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Of course he says he loves his wife. Do you expect him to say, "She's a cow, look at her!" Divorce means he loses half of everything so he's willing to put up with her and get laid on the side. She gets the money and status of being married to a star. No one knows what goes on in anyone's marriage.

 

We don't know if her doctor has told her to lose weight or risk her health. She probably needs to become diabetic or have a heart attack or get cancer before she takes action.

 

She used to have a gardening show on PBS before they married. I'd bet that if someone offered her another show, she'd lose weight in a hurry. Maybe she is bored being a housewife so sits around eating.

 

Oh, come on. There are people who aren't that superficial.

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