Kids do the craziest stuff?!

[blind_otter]

Originally posted by Lil Honey

When my daughter was little, she would play with one of those See and Say toys that you make the dial point to the cow and the voice says, "The cows says, 'Moo'". So one day I was in the waiting room of the pediatrician's office, full of people and out loud she says, "Daddy's butt do . . . [insert fart sound here]."

 

I think that was (one of) my most embarrassing moments.

 

I laughed out loud at work.

[brashgal]

Back to the dead ladybug - do you have any potted plants in the house (or even outside)? Put the ladybug on the plant as a 'decoration'. I do that with any cool rocks my son brings home.

[tiki]

Will it get eaten by anything...lol...we sometimes get crickets, but hey, that's a good idea.

[tiki]

Just wanted to share this...

 

My son woke up this morning congested. He's got allergies or something, so boogers are a constant. We have to use the nasal bulb on him....he loves it...lol.

 

But anyway, he says to me the funniest crap this morning.

 

Him: Mom, who has boogers?

Me: Huuuhhhhh? (he gets a perplexed look) I said whatta you mean, we all have boogers.

Him: No, I mean who gives me these boogers at night? Who puts them in my nose?

Me: (Laughing) No one puts them in your nose, sweety, they just come overnight from breathing air and dust.

Him: (Still giving this unconvinced look)

Me: You thought someone was putting boogers in your nose at night?!

Him: Yes

Me: Oh that's gross! Who would do that?!?!?

Him: They make gloves ya know.

--literally two seconds later--

Him: Are ghosts real?

Me: No

Him: Yes they are

Me: No they're not

Him: Yeah huh, I saw on Daffy Duck where this boogey man was real

Me: Daffy Duck is a cartoon and that crap is not real!!!!

Him: Uh huh

 

!!! Kids are a trip.

[CurlyIam]

I don't know how I wuld have handled that dicussion. Duffy Duck cartoon, LOL!!!!!!!

[EC]

Hello the BOOGEY man comes at nights and put the BOOGIES in the NOSIES! DUh!

 

lol I also don't know how I would've handled that conversation lol

[tiki]

He blind-sides me with this crap.

 

My 6 year old step-daughter confessed to me that she didn't think the easter bunny was real. Smart kid. What big, fat ass bunny is gonna be hoppin around, givin kids free sh*t all over the world in ONE NIGHT?! I just smiled at her and said "Who cares if he's real, you're gettin the presents aren't ya?!"...she was like, "Yeeeeeeahhhh". She said "I wonder who it is?" and I said, "Heck, for all I know, it's the tooth fairy"....we both laughed.

[EC]

Oh Tiki lol

 

This reminds me of this past weekend. My aunt had to work so I took her 3 year old boy ( my love) to a birthday party.

 

They had a bouncehouse and, a clown, and a bunch of things. So the theme of theparty was care bears and so they hired a big Giant care bear to come for the kids.

So all the kids see this giant pink carebear walking around and they freak ouyt and are hugging him and stuff, and my aunts kid freaks out and goes up to him and hes singing with him when all of a sudden he's like

"Tata (thats what he calls me) This care bear isn;t real its a costume. Theres I guy under there I see him I see him!!"

 

OMG all the kids started saying he was fake and they were kicking him and trying to take the costume off of him..It was horrible. I didn't know where to stick my face.

[tiki]

LMAO...that's too funny. You couldn't pay me enough to do that crap....

[Merin]

Tiki

 

Heres another story of whats real and what isn't...

 

Last night all seemed well and quiet..

 

::Merin hears crying in the wee peoples room::

 

My baby (4 years old) was sobbing.. I come in and ask whats going on.

She says "Mom, Meghan (my oldest) says I'm going to get chicken pox if I eat chicken"

 

::Meghan laying in her bed pretending to be asleep::

 

Me: No baby you're not going to get chicken pox number one because you've had a shot to prevent them and number 2 eating chicken does not cause chicken pox.

Erin: (sobbing) If I get chicken pox I'll have chickens sitting on me..

Me: What? Meghan what did you tell your sister?

Meghan: Nothing Mom.. I told her she wouldn't get chicken pox.. ::bats eyes.. so innocent::

Me: Uh huh.. Erin listen to me.. you will NOT get chicken pox... and even if you did which you WON'T chickens DO NO sit on your skin.. they are just little bumps..

Meghan: And they itch so bad Erin you'll want to scrape your skin off..

Me: Meghan! You're NOT helping...

 

OMG!

 

Last story...

 

This morning...

 

Erin: Mom what happens if your run out of farts?

Me: What? What are you talking about?

Meghan: Tell her Mom, tell her we'll go to Fart Mart and get more...

 

I love my kids

[tiki]

 

I knew you'd chime in with some crazy sh*t.

 

[Merin]

Originally posted by tiki

 

I knew you'd chime in with some crazy sh*t.

 

 

 

What can I do.. I live with 2 Mini Merins.. the whacko's

[Mz. Pixie]

Great topic! I have a couple of funny stories!

 

When my son was about three (he's almost nine now) I was laying on the couch one night LONG after he was to be asleep. All of a sudden I feel someone beside my head- I turn to look at him and he's standing there with his finger stuck out. I said, "What?" He said, "Here's a booger mom" I was like, "What makes you think I WANT a booger? Please get yourself a tissue" but I was laughing so hard afterwards I thought I would pee my pants.

 

One time he was hugging my soon to be ex sister in law- who's overweight and a spoiled B- and he pulled back and looked at her and said, "Somebody smells stinky" in front of everyone! Luckily she laughed and thought it was funny but I was kinda mortified!

 

Last week he shaved his eyebrows with my bikini razor. I get a panicked call from my X "What do you know about your son shaving his brows yesterday morning with your razor?" I was like clueless- he must have done it on the way out the door and in the rush I didn't notice. He had pictures that morning too! I was laughing but my X didn't think it was so funny. I was saying they'd grow back and stuff and they will.

 

My daughter- who is almost four- is a constant source of amusement too but more in a sweet way. She says things like, "Oh thank you Mommy!" no matter what you do for her or give to her and she will say, "This is the BEST EVER mommy" Lately when she has to use the potty she says "I gotta peep"

[Mz. Pixie]

Great topic! I have a couple of funny stories!

 

When my son was about three (he's almost nine now) I was laying on the couch one night LONG after he was to be asleep. All of a sudden I feel someone beside my head- I turn to look at him and he's standing there with his finger stuck out. I said, "What?" He said, "Here's a booger mom" I was like, "What makes you think I WANT a booger? Please get yourself a tissue" but I was laughing so hard afterwards I thought I would pee my pants.

 

One time he was hugging my soon to be ex sister in law- who's overweight and a spoiled B- and he pulled back and looked at her and said, "Somebody smells stinky" in front of everyone! Luckily she laughed and thought it was funny but I was kinda mortified!

 

Last week he shaved his eyebrows with my bikini razor. I get a panicked call from my X "What do you know about your son shaving his brows yesterday morning with your razor?" I was like clueless- he must have done it on the way out the door and in the rush I didn't notice. He had pictures that morning too! I was laughing but my X didn't think it was so funny. I was saying they'd grow back and stuff and they will.

 

My daughter- who is almost four- is a constant source of amusement too but more in a sweet way. She says things like, "Oh thank you Mommy!" no matter what you do for her or give to her and she will say, "This is the BEST EVER mommy" Lately when she has to use the potty she says "I gotta peep"

[tiki]

Funny, Pixie.