Darren2013 Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 Are you the type of person who passes gas easily no matter what you eat? How often do you pass gas? Has this effected any area of your life? I was watching a video the other day where some flatulence specialist was giving a lecture on how to discreetly pass gas in public. Link to post Share on other sites
TigerLilly78 Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 It depends what I eat and it can be funny especially if im in bed with my partner..lol Link to post Share on other sites
me85 Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 It just depends on what I ingest. But hey, better out than in! lol Link to post Share on other sites
Million.to.1 Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 I'm a morning farter. It's pretty much my BF's alarm clock. 3 Link to post Share on other sites
thefooloftheyear Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 I'm a morning farter. It's pretty much my BF's alarm clock. I was always under the impression that farting was a "male only" condition.... I learned something new today.... TFY Link to post Share on other sites
anne1707 Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 I was always under the impression that farting was a "male only" condition.... I learned something new today.... TFY Call it gender equality. We have a right to fart too. 6 Link to post Share on other sites
Gloria25 Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 Depends on what I eat...but I don't have a flatulence problem. Also, depends on "that time of the month". I don't know why, but I sometimes get nausea, bloating, gas, and a lot of time in the ladies' room. That's why I sometimes call in sick the first day or two of "that time of the month" cuz between cramping, moodiness, and time in the ladies' room - I rather stay home. Now, at work and stuff, I try to hold it in (I know, people say it's bad). Worst, holding it in kinda makes your stomach girggle - which is sometimes louder than a fart...lol. I just don't wanna risk doing the actual "fart" and it comes out louder than expected. Now, cuz I'm getting older and the stomach girggles aren't good for me, I try to do them "silently". About "tooting" in my sleep. Yes, it happens. Around men? Well, it's very rare that a guy sleeps over or I sleep at a guy's place. Maybe that's one reason I can't sleep when a guy sleeps over? With my last FWB, I did wake up to me "tooting" under the covers and I think I went to bed worrying about it. We ate out and I had crab cakes. They were good, but again, I don't eat out a lot so I guess it comes out different. Yes, I was worried to death if he smelled it. I don't think it made any noise. I know we can't control if we toot in our sleep, but outside of sleeping, I'm not gonna just sit around and "rip" farts around people - especially I a guy I'm seeing. Not classy, not romantic, etc. Lol, me posting about my dead doggy is why I figured I'd respond to this thread. She was my "pal". She had some gas on her. Sometimes we'd sit around watching TV, me drinking beers, and both of us tooting...lol. But no, I'm not sitting around with a guy and tooting back and forth with him - again, once you start doing things like that, the romance is gone in a RL. He can go and fart with his buddies watching the game and having beers or something. So no farting, clipping my toe nails, digging buggers, and other unappealing things in front of a guy I'm dating. If a toot slips, oh well. Overall, the flatulence is one reason I watch what I eat. I mean, bad food can give you bad breath and really make your farts stink. I mean, farting is not flowers and roses - but your diet can make it crude. I also like having a flat tummy (especially to display the belly ring). Last time I went home, I ate a lot of fried stuff and meat (ummm, really good steaks...I can still taste them every time I think about them). I came back home with a swollen tummy and it took a few days for me to get regular. Thank God I wasn't dating anyone...lol. Speaking of farts, lately my mum is pissing me off. She just lets um rip and you're driving with her and/or walking behind her. In the stores I wonder if people think it's me. But, she gets a pass cuz she's old.... I would be mad if someone intentionally was farting in my face and/or around me. Link to post Share on other sites
carhill Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 How often do you pass gas? Historically, seldom but I noticed a ramp-up in recent years with some gall bladder issues. However, I experimented with change in diet, lately eliminating glutens, and it seems to have mitigated. Fortunately, when I was married, neither my exW nor myself made a big deal about farting so it was a non-issue for us. Like she always said, part of being human. Link to post Share on other sites
Emilia Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 People say you are either a burper or a farter, I'm definitely the latter I think the average for most people is about 15 times a day but most of it we don't notice. Link to post Share on other sites
Haydn Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 I `Trouser trump` a normal amount i guess. Letting one off in a `lift` used to be a great game. (When i was younger) May be tempted today though now OP. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
martaldn Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 I'm a morning farter. It's pretty much my BF's alarm clock. hahahahah!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Haydn Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 Kiddies are tremendous Rippers' 'Daddy I farted an enormous one' Gloria25, don't hold them in. You could explode. Link to post Share on other sites
FitChick Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 Try eating Beano with your meals. Link to post Share on other sites
Art_Critic Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 It depends on how many times I can get my son to pull my finger 1 Link to post Share on other sites
welyam Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 *giggle* it depends on my mood? lol nah, seriously, it depends on what you eat i guess. Link to post Share on other sites
guest569 Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 I love pistachios.., but will try not to eat so many in future. Link to post Share on other sites
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