westernxer Posted April 6, 2005 Posted April 6, 2005 Libraries, bookstores, coffee shops, museums, and/or inside your head.
Author Fuzzy Chickens Posted April 6, 2005 Author Posted April 6, 2005 Oh, my soul for a library, bookstore, coffee shop, or museum near where I live...
westernxer Posted April 6, 2005 Posted April 6, 2005 You mean San Jose has none of this? Come on... Last time I checked they had a university there.
tanbark813 Posted April 6, 2005 Posted April 6, 2005 Originally posted by Fuzzy Chickens Oh, my soul for a library, bookstore, coffee shop, or museum near where I live... San Jose is my hometown. If you can't find any of these within a mile of where you live then you're doing something seriously wrong.
Author Fuzzy Chickens Posted April 6, 2005 Author Posted April 6, 2005 Actually, now that I think about it, a coffehouse/internet cafe IS literally right across the street from where I live. I've even been in there before to investigate its potential as a social asset. It seems to be run by the Viet Mafia or something, 'cause I'm the only non-Asian that I've ever seen there. I don't have many requirements in a potential girlfriend, but speaking English is definitely one of them.
blind_otter Posted April 6, 2005 Posted April 6, 2005 Poop on you, ten thousand times, in quick succession. I kill you now and ask question later! You have maligned (half of) my race! Seriously, though, if I've heard it once, I've heard it a thousand times -- "You know, I think asian girls are hot" The less intelligible their english is, the better. Well, at least in the short-term. The last guy I hooked up with had a really thick scottish accent and it was GREAT. I couldn't understand half of what he said, so if he WAS a total moron, or offensive as f*ck, I didn't have to understand it. Or know it. Whatever.
westernxer Posted April 6, 2005 Posted April 6, 2005 It seems to be run by the Viet Mafia or something, 'cause I'm the only non-Asian that I've ever seen there. I don't have many requirements in a potential girlfriend, but speaking English is definitely one of them. Haven't you heard, Asian is the new white.
Author Fuzzy Chickens Posted April 6, 2005 Author Posted April 6, 2005 Oh, it's not that I have a problem with Asians. They're actually my favorite race. I DO, however, have a problem with Asians who only hang out with other Asians.
westernxer Posted April 6, 2005 Posted April 6, 2005 I hear you. Some people choose to date within their own race, for whatever reason. Fair enough. Just go somewhere else then.
Author Fuzzy Chickens Posted April 6, 2005 Author Posted April 6, 2005 I would, but the second closest thing to a social spot within walking distance is Walgreen's. Well, there's the High School, but the cops don't want me hanging out there for some reason. Something about trespassing. Anyway... Sometimes, I think it's more trouble than it's worth.
westernxer Posted April 6, 2005 Posted April 6, 2005 You should get a bike or take a bus, unless you're not really into it.
Author Fuzzy Chickens Posted April 6, 2005 Author Posted April 6, 2005 I could never get the hang of bikes. I have an innate distrust of anything, especially gyroscopic precession, that violates Newtonian physics. Buses I'm much more familiar with, but the fact that they stop running between 6 and 8 puts a major damper on any late-night plans (I've been screwed by this many, many times). And that $4.50 per day adds up REAL fast.
Author Fuzzy Chickens Posted April 6, 2005 Author Posted April 6, 2005 It's on my to-do list, right under "get a license," which is right under "learn how to drive," which is right under "get a permit," which is right under "legally change name", which is right under "pay $5,000 bail for shoplifting incident" Also, for the price of a car, I could get a LOT of hooker time. Maybe the Viet Mafia wouldn't be such a bad option...
westernxer Posted April 6, 2005 Posted April 6, 2005 LOL. So I take it any car you buy will cost 5K more than the sticker price? I bet the Viet Mafia can get you a new identity. You ought to look into it. They might even have some cheap hookers to go with it.
Author Fuzzy Chickens Posted April 6, 2005 Author Posted April 6, 2005 Yes, I can just imagine walking up to the counter and asking the guy behind it, "excuse me, but can you get me a new identity and some cheap hookers?" That should work well
westernxer Posted April 6, 2005 Posted April 6, 2005 I think you have to give them a code name. Unfortunately, I think they changed it from last time, so I won't be able to help you out.
Author Fuzzy Chickens Posted April 8, 2005 Author Posted April 8, 2005 Architect: Your existence is the sum of the remainder of an unbalanced integral anomaly that blah blah blah... YoUr HeAd AsPlOdE!!! *NeO's HeAd AsPlOdE* Architect: HAHAHA! YoUr HeAd AsPlOdE!! j00 ar3 teh PWNT!!! Neo: OMG! i ar3 teh PWNT!!! *Neo are teh pwnt* *teh audianse HeAd AsPlOdE* (god I love the Matrix Reloaded... )
westernxer Posted April 8, 2005 Posted April 8, 2005 Yeah, with that Nmap utility Trinity uses to hack into the Matrix. Hackers loved it, because they've used it, too.
lostgirl26 Posted April 8, 2005 Posted April 8, 2005 Fuzzy Chickens sounds to me like you need to go to a little place called FARK.com, I think you would be right at home there. While it is not an outside venture its well worth checking out.
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