What was the most mind boggling or insane thing your MM or MW said?

[norudder]

When I told him I was getting a divorce:

 

"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. You're such a strong woman, I know you'll make it through. Wait, that doesn't mean you expect me to?"

 

Honestly didn't understand why I wouldn't want to just stay married and keep us going on the side forever like he would. Zero cognitive dissonance. Zero desire to be honest.

 

The worst kind of jerks are the ones who think they're good.

[lemondrop21]

From our last night together before it ended:

 

• "I didn't even want to have sex tonight." In response to me leaving in disgust after 2-minute sex and him refusing to let me stay over. He had asked if I wanted him inside me. I guess he felt pressured into it.
  
• "I've always been 100% honest with you." My response: *shrugs* Maybe, maybe not, but the entire thing is a lie so why does this matter?
  

The best were from earlier on, within a month of the A beginning:

 

• "We're going to have such cute babies!"
  
• Referred to my dad as his "future father-in-law"
  
• When his wife was away and I stopped by the house, tried to pressure me into having sex while his children were sleeping upstairs. I refused, and he asked "do you want to go see my sleeping children?" as if he wanted me to go and admire how beautiful they are, and pretend that I'm his wife standing there with him or something. Disgusting, especially towards the BW.
  
• Told me loads about how terribly dead their marriage was, no intimacy, no sex, minimal conversation etc. I asked "have you talked to your wife about any of this?" His response: "no, she probably thinks the marriage is going along just fine." ...and now he's going to just suddenly up and leave? I can't imagine someone doing this to me.
  

[the_artist_1970]

I could write a book on all the obnoxious stuff he said.

 

He always used to say " I wish you didn't love me so much"

 

Or "I always knew you found me attractive ".

 

His son was in therapy and recommend he do a few sessions. xmm said the therapist was the only person he told about the A. She said she was happy for him. Because he's always so busy pleasing everyone else, in all of his work and side work he does, that it's about time he did something for himself. Are you kidding me? Either this therapist got her license from a cracker jack box or mm is full of horse sh.t.

 

This made me LOL!!!!

[AnotherSadSong]

I can tell you that there is an easy algorithm to parse the code and get compound results in 2 minutes. As a barrister with a cyber type area of practice the profile appearing first is who looks at you most often and this is admissible in America and the UK.

 

Now back to stupid things that were said:

 

I am only the "authentic " me when I am with you. (You mean when sneaking around like criminals is who you are authentically are?)

 

 

 

I like that you are a cyber expert. Can you tell me if it will show who looked at your profile who is not a 'friend?' The input was ordered friends and another had top friends, and on the next vid was chat list...friends.

 

 

My computer has source not page source and does not work for any that I put in search box. Thank you

[Sarabi]

They were stuck for a babysitter so he actually asked his wife if I could look after the daughter while they went out...

 

Unsurprisingly she said no...can't think why eh!?

[AnotherSadSong]

They were stuck for a babysitter so he actually asked his wife if I could look after the daughter while they went out...

Unsurprisingly she said no...can't think why eh!?

!!!

 

 

That is nuts!

[AnotherSadSong]

From our last night together before it ended:

 

• "I didn't even want to have sex tonight." In response to me leaving in disgust after 2-minute sex and him refusing to let me stay over. He had asked if I wanted him inside me. I guess he felt pressured into it.
  
• "I've always been 100% honest with you." My response: *shrugs* Maybe, maybe not, but the entire thing is a lie so why does this matter?
  

The best were from earlier on, within a month of the A beginning:

 

• "We're going to have such cute babies!"
  
• Referred to my dad as his "future father-in-law"
  
• When his wife was away and I stopped by the house, tried to pressure me into having sex while his children were sleeping upstairs. I refused, and he asked "do you want to go see my sleeping children?" as if he wanted me to go and admire how beautiful they are, and pretend that I'm his wife standing there with him or something. Disgusting, especially towards the BW.
  
• Told me loads about how terribly dead their marriage was, no intimacy, no sex, minimal conversation etc. I asked "have you talked to your wife about any of this?" His response: "no, she probably thinks the marriage is going along just fine." ...and now he's going to just suddenly up and leave? I can't imagine someone doing this to me.
  

 

 

Do you not feel weird being inside the marital home? I could not do that...it seems like a sacred place to me. That is just me. I could never step foot in the home or be around the children.

 

 

MM would come to my place, but I am single, and the children were not home.

[still_an_Angel]

Do you not feel weird being inside the marital home? I could not do that...it seems like a sacred place to me. That is just me. I could never step foot in the home or be around the children.

 

 

MM would come to my place, but I am single, and the children were not home.

 

I feel the same, it's stepping into her private domain. I've told my MM this is not going to happen so no need to ask.

 

 

As for kids, he doesn't mind if I meet his child, and likewise, I don't mind him meeting mine. But this is not something we will plan for. We have talked about running into each other in public and what we'll do if this happens.

[WasOtherWoman]

I have a good one, it was a few years after we got married. He came home one day and said "Tom is having an affair ..... can you believe him ???? That is terrible."

 

I was like huh??? Um, Pot?? have you met the kettle??

 

[AnotherSadSong]

I have a good one, it was a few years after we got married. He came home one day and said "Tom is having an affair ..... can you believe him ???? That is terrible."

 

I was like huh??? Um, Pot?? have you met the kettle??

 

 

That is funny. I could see the one I was involved with saying something like that all dramatic.

[Struck down]

This is a great thread. Someone should turn this into a marriage counseling chapter.

1. You will meet my wife someday, probably at (daughters name) wedding

2. My wife is a good decent woman. She used to be beautiful.

3. No one has ever loved me as much as you

4. You are my true love. I've only loved three women and you are my true love.

5. If I won the lottery I would divorce her right now.

6. (After wife found out) I saw her naked for the first time in a while this morning when she got in the shower. I couldn't even look. I find her ugly.

 

With the exception of #4 I found all of these horrid things to say at the time. Now I'm getting sick just reading. Have to stop.

 

stories I was told include

1. Wife sent him and her own brother to a whorehouse while in Vegas. He didn't do anything. Yeah right

[norudder]

This is a great thread. Someone should turn this into a marriage counseling chapter.

1. You will meet my wife someday, probably at (daughters name) wedding

2. My wife is a good decent woman. She used to be beautiful.

3. No one has ever loved me as much as you

4. You are my true love. I've only loved three women and you are my true love.

5. If I won the lottery I would divorce her right now.

6. (After wife found out) I saw her naked for the first time in a while this morning when she got in the shower. I couldn't even look. I find her ugly.

 

With the exception of #4 I found all of these horrid things to say at the time. Now I'm getting sick just reading. Have to stop.

 

stories I was told include

1. Wife sent him and her own brother to a whorehouse while in Vegas. He didn't do anything. Yeah right

I got several of these too. Being his third love. Wouldn't sleep with wife anymore even if she wanted to. Winning the lotto. What I don't get is that they are very well off! They each make their own good money! I am living paycheck to paycheck yet was able to divorce. Pfft. Showed his colors.

 

The Vegas whorehouse is new!

[Popsicle]

This is a great thread. Someone should turn this into a marriage counseling chapter.

1. You will meet my wife someday, probably at (daughters name) wedding

2. My wife is a good decent woman. She used to be beautiful.

3. No one has ever loved me as much as you

4. You are my true love. I've only loved three women and you are my true love.

5. If I won the lottery I would divorce her right now.

6. (After wife found out) I saw her naked for the first time in a while this morning when she got in the shower. I couldn't even look. I find her ugly.

 

With the exception of #4 I found all of these horrid things to say at the time. Now I'm getting sick just reading. Have to stop.

 

stories I was told include

1. Wife sent him and her own brother to a whorehouse while in Vegas. He didn't do anything. Yeah right

 

All of these made me feel super sad (in many ways) except #4 which made me laugh.

[Gloria_Smellons]

I also got the lotto thing, but a slightly different version..

 

'If I won the lotto I'd make sure to take care of you'

(Thinking about it maybe he meant kill me )

 

'I'm going to build a dream house for you and me'

 

'What do you mean you're upset? You don't have feelings?'

 

Him: 'Why don't you trust me'

Me: 'Because you lie to everyone, I'd be an idiot to assume you're telling me the truth'

Him: 'I don't need to lie to you, you are the lie'.

 

Conversation after the second or third time we hooked up;

Him: 'You don't realise do you...?'

Me: 'Realise what?'

Him: 'How much I love you...'

Me: 'You don't know anything about me, so I find that highly improbable.'

Him: *opens and shuts mouth repeatedly*

 

Him: 'It's not about the sex'.

Me: 'HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.'

.... either later the same day or possibly the day after, after we'd had sex

Him: 'I've been thinking about that since this morning.'

 

I mean I have to laugh, because it's all so ridiculous and cliche. I think what actually makes him a 'good' liar is that when he's saying these things he genuinely believes them at the time. I now just start from a point of - if his lips are moving, assume he's talking ****.

[lemondrop21]

Him: 'Why don't you trust me'

Me: 'Because you lie to everyone, I'd be an idiot to assume you're telling me the truth'

Him: 'I don't need to lie to you, you are the lie'.

 

Conversation after the second or third time we hooked up;

Him: 'You don't realise do you...?'

Me: 'Realise what?'

Him: 'How much I love you...'

Me: 'You don't know anything about me, so I find that highly improbable.'

Him: *opens and shuts mouth repeatedly*

 

I mean I have to laugh, because it's all so ridiculous and cliche. I think what actually makes him a 'good' liar is that when he's saying these things he genuinely believes them at the time. I now just start from a point of - if his lips are moving, assume he's talking ****.

 

These are fantastic. I've also said a similar line to the "you don't know anything about me" line. It's amazing how they build up this total fantasy in their head and they are professing this profound love to you when they know absolutely nothing about you.

 

The "you are the lie" quote is phenomenal. We had a similar exchange:

Him: "I've been 100% honest with you... and I'm actually pretty proud of myself for that."

Me: "... the entire thing is a lie."

Him: "I know, it's ****ed up."

 

I also agree, what makes my MM a good liar is that he genuinely believes this **** when he says it. Maybe instead of a good liar, that just makes him an idiot.