Samantha Nicole Feilds Posted March 22, 2001 Share Posted March 22, 2001 hello i have a question..... well a few..... i am a 77 yr old woman who frequently quit the convent to become a prostitute...i herd they make good money for just having to sit there... this guy in big flashy clothes out side of the church that i was posted at said that hed be my "pimp" whatever that means... any who...i am looking for a job and this guy says that hed make me money...he handed me this really short dress and now i stand on the corner where young men pull up to and ask to otuch my "cliterous" my first question is what is a clitourus? how does it feel when you bone?(i thought bone was a hard thing in your body) where does the doggy go i herd too many young men tell me they were gonna stick there doggy in my venis fly trap...im sorry these probly sound like ridicouls questions... can any of you help me? thank you sam Link to post Share on other sites
Miss Mojo Posted March 22, 2001 Share Posted March 22, 2001 hi samantha nicole, i think you're probably a 17 year old university student who's having a boring night.....a nun who's ahem..."frequently" left the convent? so they teach how to use the internet in convents these days, eh? wow i'm amazed (ummmm, NOT). ciao ciao mother superior. Link to post Share on other sites
Laurynn Posted March 22, 2001 Share Posted March 22, 2001 You might consider spending less time being a horse's a$$ on the internet, and more time learning to spell basic words. Here, I'll give you a free spelling lesson, no don't thank me, really. It's not "cliterous" or "clitourus"..it's CLITORIS "herd" is a flock of sheep, or other such animal. The word you're looking for is "HEARD" It's not "ridicouls"..it's RIDICULOUS and lasty, it's not "venis", it's VENUS Nothing worse than an illiterate troll Laurynn Link to post Share on other sites
Miss Mojo Posted March 22, 2001 Share Posted March 22, 2001 ..."pimp" whatever that means... a "pimp" is what happens when you don't look after your skin. your pores get clogged, you get a tiny little red dot on your face called a "pimp" and if you're lucky, within a few days, it matures into a "pimple". my first question is what is a clitourus? a "clitourus" was a dinosaur. i guess he's making a sly reference to your status as a fossil.... how does it feel when you bone? ask a paelentologist[sic]...you know, those people who dig around for fossils... where does the doggy go to the pound when they're hanging around the streets like that. can any of you help me? probably not. just don't make a "habit" out of it sister sam. Link to post Share on other sites
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