Beatles4 Posted November 1, 2015 Share Posted November 1, 2015 Hi there, Just dont seem to be able to get the time of day when it comes to women! I mean, was out last night with a few lads and gals, and all the girls were running round circles round this guy, then theres me not getting time of day from any of the women, I mean he has kids and a misses yet all the women love him, whats he got I havent? I just ended up feeling sorry/bad rest of night Link to post Share on other sites
TaraMaiden2 Posted November 1, 2015 Share Posted November 1, 2015 Have you actually tried using that as an opener? "Excuse me, would you happen to have the time?" "Yes, sure it's...... 0'clock..." "FINALLY! A pretty young lady prepared to give me the time of day!" Or: "Excuse me, would you happen to have the time?" "No, I'm sorry, I have no idea..." "Damn! A pretty young lady who can't even give me the time of day!" It's comedy. It has the potential to bring a smile to their face... Humour is a great opener. Don't try so hard. You'll just sound desperate. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
JuneJulySeptember Posted November 1, 2015 Share Posted November 1, 2015 Hey Jude... Don't make it bad. Take a sad song , and make it be-e-e-terrr. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Author Beatles4 Posted November 2, 2015 Author Share Posted November 2, 2015 Hahahaha, thanks for cheering me up guys feel better now Link to post Share on other sites
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