westernxer Posted May 24, 2005 Share Posted May 24, 2005 Originally posted by tanbark813 Even better. I'd also press my nipples up against the glass bubble when riding around in the Popemobile. (Explodes in a fit of laughter ) Link to post Share on other sites
blind_otter Posted May 24, 2005 Share Posted May 24, 2005 Originally posted by tanbark813 Even better. I'd also press my nipples up against the glass bubble when riding around in the Popemobile. <----spews sprite all over her keyboard. Link to post Share on other sites
tiki Posted May 24, 2005 Share Posted May 24, 2005 I'd want to own my own little enchanted hippy shop. And sell tie-dye to all the losers. Link to post Share on other sites
Naive Posted May 24, 2005 Share Posted May 24, 2005 If you put your mind into it you can do it tiki!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Pocky Posted May 24, 2005 Share Posted May 24, 2005 I'd run a non-profit sanctuary for cats and dogs that are rescued from kill shelters and are deemed unadoptable for various reasons: age, disease, handicap. I'd also have an on-site adoption facility for animals that are approved for adoption and vet clinic. Link to post Share on other sites
lindya Posted May 24, 2005 Share Posted May 24, 2005 I'd own my own very plush and exclusive bar. It would be decorated like an opium den, and I'd spend the evenings lounging around on a huge velvet cushion with various friends and hangers-on If I needed to leave the cushion at any point, I would only do so via a rickshaw with THE PROPRIETER written across it in huge gold letters. Link to post Share on other sites
bluetuesday Posted May 24, 2005 Share Posted May 24, 2005 i'd like to be either a savant who can calculate pi to 22,500 decimal places in my head and who knows the answer to "what's 37 to the power of 5?" quicker than a calculator but who is otherwise, normal (they'd pay me to do telly and stuff and to stick probes into me) or... on the same(ish) theme, a theoretical physicist. or... maybe colin firth's underpants. you said ANYTHING. okay then a writer of nobel prize winning books. Link to post Share on other sites
EC Posted May 24, 2005 Share Posted May 24, 2005 I would also love to be the owner of a couple night clubs all over the world. Link to post Share on other sites
blind_otter Posted May 24, 2005 Share Posted May 24, 2005 Well since everyone is putting crazy anything jobs on here. When I was little I said I was going to be a Princess and wear a diamond tiara every day. So there. Link to post Share on other sites
agnf666 Posted May 24, 2005 Share Posted May 24, 2005 Now my dream job has always been wanting to be a DJ on a popular radio station. One day It might happen. I think I might persue it but I don't want to travel out of state. Link to post Share on other sites
CurlyIam Posted May 24, 2005 Share Posted May 24, 2005 Diamonds... I wanna be in the diamond business - sell those beauties and occasionally show them off at very exclusive private parties - please don't start me on the sclaves working for the diamonds moguls ! Link to post Share on other sites
CurlyIam Posted May 24, 2005 Share Posted May 24, 2005 Show them off on yours trully, of course !! Link to post Share on other sites
moimeme Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 On the other hand, I could push for a replacement for Victoria Day ... hmmm ... d'Arthez Day. HEY! That'd knock the stuffing out of our Victoria Day parade Even better. I'd also press my nipples up against the glass bubble when riding around in the Popemobile. Not your balls? maybe colin firth's underpants. Now there's an occupation I could get into (nyuk nyuk) I'd be a philanthropist and I'd work to destigmatize mental illness, particularly AD/HD. I'd be research assistant in psych research. And on the side I'd do some food and travel reviews. Or maybe I'd just travel and eat. Link to post Share on other sites
RecordProducer Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 I would be a porn star! Lots of money and pleasure at the same time (with both sexes! ) It's not like I don't have the talent for this job ... Seriously, I love that I am engaged in music and I am objectively very talented. Other occupations that have always attracted me are psyhology, psychiatry, and medicine. I intend to start writing a book soon. I've always written something, but have decided that my first real book will happen in my thirties and not in my twenties. It's going to be an Erika Jong style, about love and life, with a lot of confessions and conclusions derived. Link to post Share on other sites
tanbark813 Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 Originally posted by moimeme Not your balls? Balls go on doorknobs. Nipples go on glass. It's some sort of etiquette. Link to post Share on other sites
opaleye Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 I'd be a dancer. A good one. But I wouldn't want to have to put in all the work... but if I could be an awesome ballet dancer with no training or sore feet that would be awesome...it looks so romantic and arty... Link to post Share on other sites
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