Toodaloo Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 I was keen, till you mentioned the butter was low fat. At least he is using real butter and not marg though... 3 Link to post Share on other sites
TheArtist Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 1. Sanity is a must. Or at least some form of semblance towards sanity 2. No drugs or excessive drinking or smoking 3. Able to walk for a couple of hours at a decent pace with out keeling over 4. Some teeth 5. A car that is not on bricks 6. A job 7. A sense of humour 8. A penis and preferably no boobs or ones that are smaller than mine 9. The ability to grow stubble 10. Must like dogs Cool, I think you've just described my ex girlfriend. I'll get you her number. Oh, she didn't like dogs though. So close. Link to post Share on other sites
LookAtThisPOst Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 I thought I found him...twice...but it was not the case. I'm still looking for him but am happy to settle for Mr. Right NOW in the meantime Michelle, Kind of reminds me of Jeff Goldblum's character in Jurassic Park. "I'm always looking for the future Ex-so-and-so." lol Link to post Share on other sites
Toodaloo Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 Cool, I think you've just described my ex girlfriend. I'll get you her number. Oh, she didn't like dogs though. So close. I tell yea... thats where it all went wrong. Any man or woman that doesn't like dogs is just peculiar in my book... My deaf dog always knows... Had a new guy start at work and she HATES him. Couldn't figure out why... Today I discovered she is absolutely right! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
TheArtist Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 Lovely beard though. Link to post Share on other sites
Toodaloo Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 Lovely beard though. Did she send you pic of her *insert word rhyming with pic* too? Link to post Share on other sites
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