100 Things All Women Need To Know About Men (According to 100 Men)

[Dark Horse]

55. Your enthusiasm is what makes sex good for us.

“What makes sex good? One thing more than anything. ENTHUSIASM. It doesn’t matter how hot you are if I’m banging you and you seem bored. Or if the BJ is like a chore or something. Nothing kills the mood quicker.”

 

 

Simple, I turn on some heavy deathmetal screamo while we make love because fast faced heavy music brings the mood up.

 

I tell her to tie my arms together and blindfold me with her panties and then I say my body is reggie while she hops on my ding a ling. I then proceed to imitate the grunting noises in womens tennis and tell her to do the same, and tell her how sexy she sounds and feels.

 

And that's when my roommate opens the door and just stands there and says "FINISH HIM!" then walks away and closes the door. She takes off the blindfold and unties me then we passionately make out then wake up the next morning cuddling together.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

All as soon as I get a girlfriend... (or f buddy)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Still waiting...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and waiting...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:'(

Edited July 2, 2016 by Dark Horse

[Dark Horse]

LOL @ #26 If you want to see us happy, just get naked.

 

Just tear all your clothes off on the spot, that will REALLY make me happy. lmao

 

 

 

#70 Women are hornier than men.

 

 

Hey I ain't complaining

[BronzeAgeJaeger217]

Number 2 is very valid, once I get off work I'll need to explain the meaning behind why having a reference is very critical to a guys confidence and self-esteem around women