alphamale Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 1. She says: "I'm not ready for a relationship." 2. You're always the one calling her and/or she rarely return your phone calls. 3. She avoids eye contact and physical closeness. 4. She mentions other guys she finds "hot" or attractive. 5. She tries to set you up with one of her female friends. 6. She doesn't laugh at your jokes or find you funny. 7. She is always vague about making plans. 8. She regularly cancels plans with you. 9. Her description of the perfect dude sounds nothing like you. Link to post Share on other sites
Dasani Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 wooooo!! that clears up a lot! just thought they (all of them) were playing hard to get Link to post Share on other sites
ggallin13 Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 Awesome! I can add a couple... 10. You are always doing things for her and she does nothing for you. 11. When she needs you, you are the best, other times you are a nuisance. 12. She never calls YOU. 13. She won't do things alone with you. Always has to have other people around. 14. She says that she needs "space." I am interested to see what other guys have to add! Link to post Share on other sites
VirginiaBob Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 15. Doesn't let you make any decisions. 16. Makes you beg. Link to post Share on other sites
Dasani Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 omg - this is so the girl i've been dating. Just wish our dates werent months in between ... well date... theres only been one.... but i'm optimistic! Link to post Share on other sites
CurvyGurl Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 What would you be optimistic about, Dasani? Let that girl GO! Link to post Share on other sites
Dasani Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 Originally posted by CurvyGurl What would you be optimistic about, Dasani? Let that girl GO! in the words of a famous canine... "I KID! I KID!" Link to post Share on other sites
scratch Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 17. Won't kiss you. Link to post Share on other sites
LucreziaBorgia Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 18. Dresses up, puts on makeup and looks smoking hot... for everyone but you. Never, ever goes out of her way to dress up, or fix up for you: ever. Link to post Share on other sites
elijahBailey Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 Whoaa.... information overload!... the list won't end, but IMHO, you get any ONE of these below, you should probably quit wasting your time Originally posted by alphamale 1. She says: "I'm not ready for a relationship." 2. You're always the one calling her and/or she rarely return your phone calls. 3. She avoids eye contact and physical closeness. : : 5. She tries to set you up with one of her female friends. Originally posted by ggallin13 Awesome! 12. She never calls YOU. : : 14. She says that she needs "space." Originally posted by LucreziaBorgia 18. Dresses up, puts on makeup and looks smoking hot... for everyone but you. Never, ever goes out of her way to dress up, or fix up for you: ever. Link to post Share on other sites
IhavenoFREAKINclue Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 Originally posted by scratch 17. Won't kiss you. I think the list this should be on is...."Signs that She finds you repulsive" Link to post Share on other sites
morrigan Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 The only visits she pays you are for booty calls. Other than sex, you're chopped liver. Link to post Share on other sites
elijahBailey Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 Originally posted by morrigan The only visits she pays you are for booty calls. Other than sex, you're chopped liver. a LOT of guys wouldn't mind that... Link to post Share on other sites
morrigan Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 Originally posted by elijahBailey a LOT of guys wouldn't mind that... Agreed, but there have been posts on LS by guys in the past about this. Link to post Share on other sites
Numb Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 19. Has sex with your freinds and tells you about it. Link to post Share on other sites
BrotherAaron Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 20. She doesn't follow your lead 21. You have to work to get her attention 22. She forces you to keep the conversation going 23. She looks around the room, or at her watch 24. She avoids intimacy with you Link to post Share on other sites
moimeme Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 20. She doesn't follow your lead Huh? Link to post Share on other sites
johan Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 25. Doesn't get upset when you tell her you've been hitting on other chicks. 26. Says she's going to the bathroom, then never comes back. 27. Calls the cops on you just for hanging around outside her place. 28. Conveniently has some other guy over whenever you come to visit. 29. Doesn't stop her dog from chasing you and trying to bite you. 30 Sprays mace in your face. Of course, these can also be signs that you just need to try harder. Link to post Share on other sites
Merin Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 Originally posted by johan 25. Doesn't get upset when you tell her you've been hitting on other chicks. 26. Says she's going to the bathroom, then never comes back. 27. Calls the cops on you just for hanging around outside her place. 28. Conveniently has some other guy over whenever you come to visit. 29. Doesn't stop her dog from chasing you and trying to bite you. 30 Sprays mace in your face. Of course, these can also be signs that you just need to try harder. Link to post Share on other sites
BrotherAaron Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 Originally posted by moimeme Huh? I mean, she rejects your ideas, not that she doesn't get you a beer when you bark the order. When a girl likes you, and you say "Let's go over here and do this", as long as it's reasonable, she'll come (usually quite enthusiastically). Link to post Share on other sites
Horse Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 31. She gets a restraining order against you. 32. She falls asleep during foreplay I like the one about not laughing at funny stuff. If a woman likes you, she will laugh at even the dumbest stuff. If she doesn't like you the same thing will be annoying. Link to post Share on other sites
moimeme Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 I mean, she rejects your ideas, not that she doesn't get you a beer when you bark the order. When a girl likes you, and you say "Let's go over here and do this", as long as it's reasonable, she'll come (usually quite enthusiastically). I hadn't noticed the thread had taken a turn... 25. Doesn't get upset when you tell her you've been hitting on other chicks. 26. Says she's going to the bathroom, then never comes back. 27. Calls the cops on you just for hanging around outside her place. 28. Conveniently has some other guy over whenever you come to visit. 29. Doesn't stop her dog from chasing you and trying to bite you. 30 Sprays mace in your face. Of course, these can also be signs that you just need to try harder. Johan, I'm suing you for : new keyboard new screen new dinner Link to post Share on other sites
Craig Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 33. You tell her you feel like having sex and she say's, "That's nice dear, I'll leave the room...call me when you've finished." Link to post Share on other sites
Marshbear Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 Originally posted by Craig 33. You tell her you feel like having sex and she say's, "That's nice dear, I'll leave the room...call me when you've finished." Gawd how awful..... Link to post Share on other sites
laRubiaBonita Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 OMG!! You guys mean to tell us chics that even Women are Shallow, uncommunicative, and basically low too? WOW, i am impressed! Girl Power! Link to post Share on other sites
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