Mary3 Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 YOU guys are hysterical. ~! # 41 Mentions a hot guy and how she would like you to make a * sandwich * with her and him . And she doesnt mean *Hoagie* # 42 *Laughs* when you take your pants off... # 43 Asks : " Are you done yet " ? While she watches Jeapardy over your shoulder on your last thrusts.... Link to post Share on other sites
ICS Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 33. Constantly calling her male friend when she is out with you. 34. She expects the best but gives nothing back. 35. Implying that spending time together is trivial to her. 36. Constantly asks you to take her home. 37. Tells you she is "sleeping" with her male friend because he has heat in his room. 38. Tells you to feel better when you are upset but does nothing to help you feel better. 39. Refuses to discuss her feelings. 40. She is "whatever" about everything. 41. Tells you she wants the relationship but not the comittment. Link to post Share on other sites
helena abadi Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 42. She expects you to pay...for everything Link to post Share on other sites
Pyrannaste Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 LMAO! This thread is highly amusing. 2. You're always the one calling her and/or she rarely return your phone calls. I think there might be a few exception to this one. Some girls are just shy or rather insecure. It takes me some genuine bravery to call -or even call back- a guy I'm very interested in, unless I'm positive that there is interest also on his part. Link to post Share on other sites
stjarna Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 35. She posts threads on here trying to find a way to let you down easy. THAT'S a good one . . . Link to post Share on other sites
Mary3 Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 #45 You were in a coma for 6 months and she didnt even notice you were missing until you came home from the hospital and didnt have her gourmet dinner cooked at 6 p.m. #46 She waits for the Garbage Truck to arrive just so she can run out side and wave to the driver, blowing him kisses right in front of you. Link to post Share on other sites
bones34 Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 31. She gets a restraining order against you. 32. She falls asleep during foreplay I like the one about not laughing at funny stuff. If a woman likes you, she will laugh at even the dumbest stuff. If she doesn't like you the same thing will be annoying. That is SO true. When I used to be in love with my current guy,EVERYTHING was funny. Now every little thing that used to be funny about him annoys me--Time to move on huh? I'll add a little more to the list... 47.You get exited to go see your parents just to be away from him for a few hours. 48.The only time you have fun being around him is when you smoke something!! Link to post Share on other sites
glittergurl Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 43. She forgets your name / confuses with someone else Link to post Share on other sites
Walk Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 50. You only ever see her the exact hour of the day you get paid. 51. Her idea of good sex is when you're not home. Link to post Share on other sites
Mary3 Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 # 55 She mistakes a small pickle for your member. Link to post Share on other sites
Shuffty Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 56. She over uses the term 'Oh God, it's you...' Link to post Share on other sites
Mary3 Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 # 57 She accidentally calls out someone else's name while you are both having sex. Link to post Share on other sites
TUDOR Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 #58) when you kiss her you taste cum and she has never given you a blow job. Link to post Share on other sites
noclobber Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 #59) she agrees to have sex with u and then farts during a 69 Link to post Share on other sites
Shuffty Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 #58) when you kiss her you taste cum and she has never given you a blow job. Then she gets worried because you know what cum tastes like... Link to post Share on other sites
TUDOR Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Then she gets worried because you know what cum tastes like... unfortunate circumstance of going back down on a woman after you fill her with your load. Link to post Share on other sites
Walk Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Nine signs that she's just not that into you....for the BOYZ! ------------------------------------------------------------------- 1. She says: "I'm not ready for a relationship." 2. You're always the one calling her and/or she rarely return your phone calls. 3. She avoids eye contact and physical closeness. 4. She mentions other guys she finds "hot" or attractive. 5. She tries to set you up with one of her female friends. 6. She doesn't laugh at your jokes or find you funny. 7. She is always vague about making plans. 8. She regularly cancels plans with you. 9. Her description of the perfect dude sounds nothing like you. 10. You are always doing things for her and she does nothing for you. 11. When she needs you, you are the best, other times you are a nuisance. 12. She never calls YOU. 13. She won't do things alone with you. Always has to have other people around. 14. She says that she needs "space." 15. Doesn't let you make any decisions. 16. Makes you beg. 17. Won't kiss you. 18. Dresses up, puts on makeup and looks smoking hot... for everyone but you. Never, ever goes out of her way to dress up, or fix up for you: ever. 19. Has sex with your freinds and tells you about it. 20. She doesn't follow your lead 21. You have to work to get her attention 22. She forces you to keep the conversation going 23. She looks around the room, or at her watch 24. She avoids intimacy with you 25. Doesn't get upset when you tell her you've been hitting on other chicks. 26. Says she's going to the bathroom, then never comes back. 27. Calls the cops on you just for hanging around outside her place. 28. Conveniently has some other guy over whenever you come to visit. 29. Doesn't stop her dog from chasing you and trying to bite you. 30 Sprays mace in your face. 31. She gets a restraining order against you. 32. She falls asleep during foreplay 33. You tell her you feel like having sex and she say's, "That's nice dear, I'll leave the room...call me when you've finished." 34. Only gives you anal 3 times a week instead of 4. 35. Only greets you at the door with a blow job wearing her panties rather than being completely nude. 36. She is having sex with someone besides you 37. She posts threads on here trying to find a way to let you down easy. 38. She tells you it's only about the sex, and that she's not your girlfriend or you her boyfriend. 39. She encourages you to meet new women. 40. She's always telling you about her dates with other guys. 41. You find a voodoo doll that strangely resembles you hidden under the bed in a shoe box with pins jammed into the crocth area.... 42. takes you to a club and asks YOU to buy the guy over there a drink, and say its from HER.. 43. she asks u to put in a good word with the guy your best friends and see if hes into her 44. She always all of a sudden "doesn't feel well and doesn't want to go out, would rather stay home and veg, watch TV or sleep...Alone. 45. Purposely pisses you off, picking fights with you so she can turn it around on YOU. 46. Picks up really gross habits and becomes a slob. 47. She does the opposite of what you want her to do or say. 48. Picks her nose constantly. (see #38) 49. When getting ready to have sex she says do you have to go down on me ? Can't you just put it in and get it over with ? 50. says "u r like my brother" 51. says "where have all the decent men gone?" (when u r standing right next to her) 52. says "u r like my brother" ...right after sex. 53. She has a gang-bang in front of you and tells you "gosh will i ever meet a nice guy?" 54. Mentions a hot guy and how she would like you to make a * sandwich * with her and him . And she doesnt mean *Hoagie* 55. *Laughs* when you take your pants off... 56. Asks : " Are you done yet " ? While she watches Jeapardy over your shoulder on your last thrusts.... 57. Constantly calling her male friend when she is out with you. 58. She expects the best but gives nothing back. 59. Implying that spending time together is trivial to her. 60. Constantly asks you to take her home. 61. Tells you she is "sleeping" with her male friend because he has heat in his room. 62. Tells you to feel better when you are upset but does nothing to help you feel better. 63. Refuses to discuss her feelings. 64. She is "whatever" about everything. 65. Tells you she wants the relationship but not the comittment. 66. She expects you to pay...for everything 67. You were in a coma for 6 months and she didnt even notice you were missing until you came home from the hospital and didnt have her gourmet dinner cooked at 6 p.m. 68. She waits for the Garbage Truck to arrive just so she can run out side and wave to the driver, blowing him kisses right in front of you. 69.You get exited to go see your parents just to be away from him for a few hours. 70.The only time you have fun being around him is when you smoke something 71. She forgets your name / confuses with someone else 72. You only ever see her the exact hour of the day you get paid. 73. Her idea of good sex is when you're not home. 74. She mistakes a small pickle for your member 75. She over uses the term 'Oh God, it's you...' 76. when you kiss her you taste cum and she has never given you a blow job. 77. she agrees to have sex with u and then farts during a 69 Link to post Share on other sites
whichwayisup Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 unfortunate circumstance of going back down on a woman after you fill her with your load. Well, it's a taste of your own medicin as men tend to kiss their woman on the lips after eating her out! PS, wow Walk, that was great effort to put that back in and now we know where we are on the number count! Link to post Share on other sites
noclobber Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Nine signs that she's just not that into you....for the BOYZ! ------------------------------------------------------------------- 1. She says: "I'm not ready for a relationship." 2. You're always the one calling her and/or she rarely return your phone calls. 3. She avoids eye contact and physical closeness. 4. She mentions other guys she finds "hot" or attractive. 5. She tries to set you up with one of her female friends. 6. She doesn't laugh at your jokes or find you funny. 7. She is always vague about making plans. 8. She regularly cancels plans with you. 9. Her description of the perfect dude sounds nothing like you. 10. You are always doing things for her and she does nothing for you. 11. When she needs you, you are the best, other times you are a nuisance. 12. She never calls YOU. 13. She won't do things alone with you. Always has to have other people around. 14. She says that she needs "space." 15. Doesn't let you make any decisions. 16. Makes you beg. 17. Won't kiss you. 18. Dresses up, puts on makeup and looks smoking hot... for everyone but you. Never, ever goes out of her way to dress up, or fix up for you: ever. 19. Has sex with your freinds and tells you about it. 20. She doesn't follow your lead 21. You have to work to get her attention 22. She forces you to keep the conversation going 23. She looks around the room, or at her watch 24. She avoids intimacy with you 25. Doesn't get upset when you tell her you've been hitting on other chicks. 26. Says she's going to the bathroom, then never comes back. 27. Calls the cops on you just for hanging around outside her place. 28. Conveniently has some other guy over whenever you come to visit. 29. Doesn't stop her dog from chasing you and trying to bite you. 30 Sprays mace in your face. 31. She gets a restraining order against you. 32. She falls asleep during foreplay 33. You tell her you feel like having sex and she say's, "That's nice dear, I'll leave the room...call me when you've finished." 34. Only gives you anal 3 times a week instead of 4. 35. Only greets you at the door with a blow job wearing her panties rather than being completely nude. 36. She is having sex with someone besides you 37. She posts threads on here trying to find a way to let you down easy. 38. She tells you it's only about the sex, and that she's not your girlfriend or you her boyfriend. 39. She encourages you to meet new women. 40. She's always telling you about her dates with other guys. 41. You find a voodoo doll that strangely resembles you hidden under the bed in a shoe box with pins jammed into the crocth area.... 42. takes you to a club and asks YOU to buy the guy over there a drink, and say its from HER.. 43. she asks u to put in a good word with the guy your best friends and see if hes into her 44. She always all of a sudden "doesn't feel well and doesn't want to go out, would rather stay home and veg, watch TV or sleep...Alone. 45. Purposely pisses you off, picking fights with you so she can turn it around on YOU. 46. Picks up really gross habits and becomes a slob. 47. She does the opposite of what you want her to do or say. 48. Picks her nose constantly. (see #38) 49. When getting ready to have sex she says do you have to go down on me ? Can't you just put it in and get it over with ? 50. says "u r like my brother" 51. says "where have all the decent men gone?" (when u r standing right next to her) 52. says "u r like my brother" ...right after sex. 53. She has a gang-bang in front of you and tells you "gosh will i ever meet a nice guy?" 54. Mentions a hot guy and how she would like you to make a * sandwich * with her and him . And she doesnt mean *Hoagie* 55. *Laughs* when you take your pants off... 56. Asks : " Are you done yet " ? While she watches Jeapardy over your shoulder on your last thrusts.... 57. Constantly calling her male friend when she is out with you. 58. She expects the best but gives nothing back. 59. Implying that spending time together is trivial to her. 60. Constantly asks you to take her home. 61. Tells you she is "sleeping" with her male friend because he has heat in his room. 62. Tells you to feel better when you are upset but does nothing to help you feel better. 63. Refuses to discuss her feelings. 64. She is "whatever" about everything. 65. Tells you she wants the relationship but not the comittment. 66. She expects you to pay...for everything 67. You were in a coma for 6 months and she didnt even notice you were missing until you came home from the hospital and didnt have her gourmet dinner cooked at 6 p.m. 68. She waits for the Garbage Truck to arrive just so she can run out side and wave to the driver, blowing him kisses right in front of you. 69.You get exited to go see your parents just to be away from him for a few hours. 70.The only time you have fun being around him is when you smoke something 71. She forgets your name / confuses with someone else 72. You only ever see her the exact hour of the day you get paid. 73. Her idea of good sex is when you're not home. 74. She mistakes a small pickle for your member 75. She over uses the term 'Oh God, it's you...' 76. when you kiss her you taste cum and she has never given you a blow job. 77. she agrees to have sex with u and then farts during a 69 Thanx for compiling Walk! You rock Link to post Share on other sites
Lishy Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 #58) when you kiss her you taste cum and she has never given you a blow job. http://www.cumfreaks.com ??????? You need that site Tudie poo's? Do you really go down on girl after you cum in her? Link to post Share on other sites
noclobber Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 http://www.cumfreaks.com ??????? You need that site Tudie poo's? Do you really go down on girl after you cum in her? yeah even i had the same question... i know that we like to go down on women but that's before we unload... Tudor u better have some good explanations... truly it sounds bizzare! Link to post Share on other sites
Lishy Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 I love getting freaky and dirty but I dont think I would like to see a guy suck his cum out of me .... Na it dont do it for me!!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
whichwayisup Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 What about snowballing? (kissing him and passing off his stuff after he splooges in your mouth) Link to post Share on other sites
noclobber Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 I love getting freaky and dirty but I dont think I would like to see a guy suck his cum out of me .... Na it dont do it for me!!!!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhh Lishy don't make it any more gross Link to post Share on other sites
Lishy Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Oh or maybe he means after he has cum up his girls ass? hahahha Ewwwwwwww I am making myself sick now - I see that tone and i just have to lower it hehehhehe Link to post Share on other sites
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