DRTOMCRUISEMD Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 31. Only gives you anal 3 times a week instead of 4. 32. Only greets you at the door with a blow job wearing her panties rather than being completely nude. Link to post Share on other sites
nicki Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 OMG, How funny....and (sadly) true, too! I'll add: 16. Refuses to give oral sex...(big red flag guys if she previously couldn't get enough) Link to post Share on other sites
Author alphamale Posted July 6, 2005 Author Share Posted July 6, 2005 34. She is having sex with someone besides you Link to post Share on other sites
ReluctantRomeo Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 Originally posted by alphamale 34. She is having sex with someone besides you And refers to you in public as "Mr Floppy"... Link to post Share on other sites
WhereSpiritsRoam Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 35. She posts threads on here trying to find a way to let you down easy. Link to post Share on other sites
lvgrl Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 good lord... lets see.. 1. HE is always with his friends, and doesnt make time for you. 2. your usually only attractive to him when your having sex, after the sex its back to friends. 3. looks at your boobs more than your face 4. tells you what you can and cant do 5. makes it a point to make you jelous 6. flirts with other girls while your around 7. he expects YOU to always call since your the girl 8. cant seem to think with the head between his shoulders...not his legs 9. always talks about his ex's 10 comes home with chicks numbers in his pockets 11 watches tv or something retarded when trying to be sexual 12. picks football or any sport over you 13 blows you off for his friends 14 b!tches at you for EVERYTHING you do 15 never compliments you 16 doesnt stand up for you 17 has mood swings from as*hole to fu*king as*hole 18 is never affectionate 19 calls you names 20 doesnt have respect for you 21 tells his buddys about sex last night with you 22 never pays attention when you talk 23 usually laughs at you, not with you 24 thinks that because he has a pencil peter that he can make all of the decisions for you and about you blah blah blah it can go on and on and on... Link to post Share on other sites
MySugaree Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 1. She tells you it's only about the sex, and that she's not your girlfriend or you her boyfriend. 2. She encourages you to meet new women. 3. She's always telling you about her dates with other guys. But then, my friend, invites me over 4-5 nights a week, we go out, eat at home, etc. She wants to go to NYC for the weekend. One could say I'm getting very mixed signals. Still, even a mixed signal relationship is better than none at all--especially after all kinds of sex is thrown into the mix. Link to post Share on other sites
lvgrl Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 not really..it gets to your emotions after a while. I would rather have nothing then that. Link to post Share on other sites
MySugaree Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 not really..it gets to your emotions after a while. I would rather have nothing then that. True, the mixed signals are stressing me out. I am being worn down. I've never been in any "relationship" like this before. I'm too old for this crap. Link to post Share on other sites
lvgrl Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 see..told ya so! Link to post Share on other sites
DacaInaru Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 OH my god.. you guys are hysterical.. Considering i'm pagan I'll add one for the list.. You find a voodoo doll that strangely resembles you hidden under the bed in a shoe box with pins jammed into the crocth area.... ok.. i admit i've done that one...LOL.. JUST KIDDING! Link to post Share on other sites
DRTOMCRUISEMD Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 "You find a voodoo doll that strangely resembles you hidden under the bed in a shoe box with pins jammed into the crocth area.... ok.. i admit i've done that one...LOL.." Note to self, stay away from DacaInaru. Link to post Share on other sites
lvgrl Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 Originally posted by DacaInaru OH my god.. you guys are hysterical.. Considering i'm pagan I'll add one for the list.. You find a voodoo doll that strangely resembles you hidden under the bed in a shoe box with pins jammed into the crocth area.... ok.. i admit i've done that one...LOL.. JUST KIDDING! Link to post Share on other sites
Syncerity Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 ill add two... takes you to a club and asks YOU to buy the guy over there a drink, and say its from HER.. she asks u to put in a good word with the guy your best friends and see if hes into her Link to post Share on other sites
WhereSpiritsRoam Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 Originally posted by Syncerity ill add two... takes you to a club and asks YOU to buy the guy over there a drink, and say its from HER.. If a girl did this to me, I'd buy a drink and dump it on her head. Link to post Share on other sites
alulula Posted July 7, 2005 Share Posted July 7, 2005 ok, can someone drop a few lines on those same signs for girls? Link to post Share on other sites
drgnflybethany Posted July 8, 2005 Share Posted July 8, 2005 Originally posted by alphamale 3. She avoids eye contact and physical closeness. I avoid his eye contact b/c his eyes are piercing... and he gives me complete eye contact - all the time... and it's a little uncomfortable to meet his eyes continually, b/c his look is just intense... Also, I don't want to start staring at him.. and I avoid physical closeness... b/c I don't like to interfere in personal space... and I don't want to feel like I'm intruding into his world.. But, I did touch him first.. Link to post Share on other sites
drgnflybethany Posted July 8, 2005 Share Posted July 8, 2005 Originally posted by Numb 19. Has sex with your freinds and tells you about it. Damn - there are some vicious girls out there... Link to post Share on other sites
whichwayisup Posted July 18, 2005 Share Posted July 18, 2005 36. She always all of a sudden "doesn't feel well and doesn't want to go out, would rather stay home and veg, watch TV or sleep...Alone. 37. Purposely pisses you off, picking fights with you so she can turn it around on YOU. 38. Picks up really gross habits and becomes a slob. 39. She does the opposite of what you want her to do or say. 40. Picks her nose constantly. (see #38) Link to post Share on other sites
A Fly onThe Wall Posted July 18, 2005 Share Posted July 18, 2005 When getting ready to have sex she says do you have to go down on me ? Can't you just put it in and get it over with ? Link to post Share on other sites
Nocturnal Posted July 18, 2005 Share Posted July 18, 2005 Originally posted by alphamale 4. She mentions other guys she finds "hot" or attractive. I guess my girlfriend of 3 years isn't attracted to me (or I to her, if it works the other way too), since she (and I) have been doing that from the start. Link to post Share on other sites
Lishy Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 19. Has sex with your freinds and tells you about it. Has sex with your friends IN FRONT of you!!!!!!! Double eeeeeeks Link to post Share on other sites
noclobber Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 41) says "u r like my brother" 42) says "where have all the decent men gone?" (when u r standing right next to her) Link to post Share on other sites
johan Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 41) says "u r like my brother" ...right after sex. I HATE when they do that! Link to post Share on other sites
noclobber Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 Has sex with your friends IN FRONT of you!!!!!!! Double eeeeeeks She has a gang-bang in front of you and tells you "gosh will i ever meet a nice guy?" Link to post Share on other sites
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