sadhubby Posted July 10, 2005 Posted July 10, 2005 starting a thread to find common lies cheaters tell there partners when an affairs or going on so post some of the lines you might have been told like example from my wife. 1.these people i have been hanging out with lately are my good freinds thats all 2.that condom package in my backseat was my freinds . he hooked up with some girl from work but his backseat was to small so i let him use my car. she said she wouldnt do that again she was sorry.. 3.ive been drinking so im gonna stay here at my freinds house and sleep on the couch. 4.i like to get all dressed up when i go over to my freinds house ,becuase my girlfreind is always dressed to the nines and i feel un pretty next to her. 5 it really hurts my feelings when you acuse me of cheating on you ,like im whoring around town. 6.id prefer you not come to play cards over there becuase its like my time away.. some of the things i heard how bout you?????
LucreziaBorgia Posted July 10, 2005 Posted July 10, 2005 Some that someone I knew would tell his W before she busted him with his OW: 1. All of the people on duty tonight wanted to go out for drinks, so we did and I was too drunk to drive home, so I stayed with (insert male coworker name here) or slept in my car. 2. I had to work late, because I thought that the district manager was coming in the morning and I just ended up crashing in my office since I was so tired. 3. I needed some time alone to really think about the next chapter in my book so I just walked around all night (he was/is a novelist and short story writer). 4. I was late getting home because I decided to stop by (insert male coworker name here) house to just hang out for a while. 5. _____ was upset about something and needed someone to talk to so I stayed late after work talking to him/her (he was the manager of the store where we all worked). 6. The perfume smell comes from that one little old lady who loves to hug on me when she comes into the store. 7. I come home late looking like hell/rumpled clothing/unshaven because I am under a lot of stress at work and just want to drive around and clear my head after work. 8. I spilled something on myself, and (insert male coworker name here) lives so close that I stopped in for a shower before I came home.
VirginiaBob Posted July 10, 2005 Posted July 10, 2005 1. He/she is just a friend. 2. Not now honey, I have a headache.
Kat Posted July 10, 2005 Posted July 10, 2005 The behaviour of my [ex] other half never changed so I never caught on. It wasn't until I had other people tell me what he had done with them and explained him and his actions in such a way only those who had had sex with them would know, did I know he had been cheating on me from day one. After that it was "I can't believe you believe them over me", "They are just trying to cause trouble and you are letting them". "I will smash them if they lie again" and so on and so on.
A Fly onThe Wall Posted July 10, 2005 Posted July 10, 2005 " Your cheating on me aren't you ? Who is the guy/girl is it someone I know " Cheaters always use projection to deal with their guilt
Kat Posted July 10, 2005 Posted July 10, 2005 Originally posted by A Fly onThe Wall " Your cheating on me aren't you ? Who is the guy/girl is it someone I know " Cheaters always use projection to deal with their guilt haha I forgot about that one. I got accused of everything under the sun. Even a guy I worked with was only nice to "get into my pants" I have been accused of a lot of things and it is usually everything that they or him have done or are doing to me. Quite amusing actually but more so pathetic.
StillHurtin Posted July 15, 2005 Posted July 15, 2005 1. We are just friends 2. We have a lot in common 3. Ya know how ppl like to start rumors, they aren't true, we are just friends 4. Just b/c we spend a lot of time at work together doesn't mean we are screwing around 5. I swear on the Bible *places hand on Bible* I am not sleeping or even kissing her. 6. I rented a motel room for her b/c she wanted to get away from her H. I never stayed there but I parked my truck there to go to the game w/ (name of guy friend). I didn't want you looking for my truck so I parked it at the motel. 7. I just went over to her house for a little bit to talk, nothing happened. Just are a few of the lies I got that I can remember. I am sure there was a lot more.
New_Wife Posted July 15, 2005 Posted July 15, 2005 "I'm so tired of you accusing me of things." "Your jealousy is driving me insane" "If you keep accusing me of things I'm not doing, one of these days I just might!" "I did not have sexual relations with that woman!"
Owl Posted July 15, 2005 Posted July 15, 2005 We're just friends...you have NOTHING to worry about! (Followed by a hug and a kiss)
lindya Posted July 15, 2005 Posted July 15, 2005 Originally posted by Owl We're just friends...you have NOTHING to worry about! (Followed by a hug and a kiss) Followed, some time later, by: "Well, if you hadn't gone putting ideas into my head..."
TUDOR Posted July 15, 2005 Posted July 15, 2005 Oh, that $84 charge at the Hilton on my credit card, I went to lunch with 2 other coworkers at their buffet and picked up the tab. Followed by, wow is that really the same rate they charge for a room, had no idea.
JayKay Posted July 16, 2005 Posted July 16, 2005 Or how about when they say... "I was unfaithful because you always think I'm unfaithful anyway....so if you're thinking I'm bad then I might as well DO it. So it's really YOUR fault.."
laRubiaBonita Posted July 16, 2005 Posted July 16, 2005 "i am just not sure what i want right now" " i love you, but i am not in love with you"
debs Posted July 16, 2005 Posted July 16, 2005 ROFLMAO now! Oh yes I remember... "But Boo! We are JUST friends!" Did I believe him, NO! Thus our divorce is 7 months now! And he is happily miserable married to the "friend"! I am happy now! I am dating now! And I NOW have a life after him!
WhiteDove Posted July 16, 2005 Posted July 16, 2005 "Don't you think if I was going to cheat I wouldn't use my cell phone?" (Come to find out he was cheating and using a prepaid phone that his wife knew nothing about) "Your jealousy is going to drive me cheat." "Remember my buddy Carl? I took him home last night because he didn't have a ride, thats why the passengers seat was pulled back." Wife asked husband why hes paycheck showed less hours that he supossedly worked. His reply was, "Oh who ever does the paychecks must have made a mistake, I worked those hours." Wife noticed alot of recieved and dialed calles from strange numbers, husband says, I let my friend (insert name) use my phone, because the battery was dead on theirs." "I told you shes just a friend." Wife asks husband why hes doing the laundry as soon as he gets home, his reply, "I just thought I would start helping you out more."
StillHurtin Posted July 16, 2005 Posted July 16, 2005 Originally posted by tanbark813 "I only lied to protect your feelings." Yep, I got that line too.
EnigmaXOXO Posted July 16, 2005 Posted July 16, 2005 Here's a few from the once most gullible numpty of the bunch (me) ... 1. I'm three hours late getting back from Highs (2 minute walk around the corner) because my jeep got stuck in the snow (four-wheel drive) 2. She's like a sister to me. We've been friends since we were kids. My truck was in her driveway at 8:00 this morning because I stopped by to visit her husband. I didn't know he had already left for work.. BTW- the only reason she convinced her husband to buy the house next door to us is because she likes the neighborhood. 3. I don't remember kissing her in front of everybody after that slow dance. I was drunk.. (same friend/sister) 4. That bag with the change of under ware and toiletries is my GYM bag. No, I haven't been to the gym in years, but I keep it there just in case I ever decide to go back. 5. That pad of notepaper from a hotel you found in that GYM bag has been there for years. Don't remember where I picked it up. 6. That other hotel pad you found on my desk (from a different hotel) I also had laying around for years. 7. We only met for lunch. I didn't tell you because it was innocent, and I knew you'd be mad and wouldn't believe me anyway. 8. She's my best friend. Yes, she was my only other long-term relationship before you, but she's turned gay now, so you have nothing to worry about. Yes, she's mentioned that one day she'd still like to have a baby with me (d*ck in a glass jar), but she's still gay and therefore just a friend. Can I give her your phone number now so she knows how to get in touch with me?? Geez…These flashbacks kinda make me twitchy. Wanna go KICK something now.
JadeStar Posted July 16, 2005 Posted July 16, 2005 Enigma, LMAO @ number 4. Sorry but that is too funny! Jade
stressedout58 Posted July 17, 2005 Posted July 17, 2005 stressedout58 Unfaithful W's explanation to her husband finding her in bed with another man: Beleive me honey I wasn't having sex with him. I was simply following my doctor's instructions which said that I need to have this substance put inside my vagina after repeated penile insertions. I didn't want to bother you seeing you are always busy and tired, so I got Joe Shmoe from work to do it and he was more than happy to help us out, isn't that nice of him? Oh and the moans you just heard were from the pain I was experiencing when Joe was inserting the medicine inside me. You understand, don't you sweetheart? LOL!
nyr_fan Posted July 19, 2005 Posted July 19, 2005 Classic quotes from my wife: "going out for drinks with friends" "Didnt answer phone because I was sleeping" " We are only friends" "Working late" "Trying to look good to make myself feel better" This list is really endless, these are just a few off the top of my head!
NiceGuyMojo Posted July 20, 2005 Posted July 20, 2005 "I'm calling you to let you know I HAD to work late (3 hours) BUT I'm on my way home NOW. Be there in about 10 minutes! Gets home and tells me "Well... I called you to let you know I had to work late" Yea... I NEVER remember specific details about what I did, just what happened in general. I didn't take your gift card! The DOG MUST have ATE IT or chewed it up! But I SAW you taking it when I walked into the room this morning! Two minutes after I PUT it there! All true!
user1 Posted August 4, 2005 Posted August 4, 2005 What I heard from cheater #1: "We are just friends" "I'm just saying a final goodbye to her" "What are you doing invading my privacy (while ignoring the infidelity)" "if you didn't invade my privacy, you wouldn't be so hurt" What cheater #2 told our priest in counselling: "I want to try her out" "I have to have her". sick sick sick! I need to spit now.... Loveshock.
1stronglady Posted August 4, 2005 Posted August 4, 2005 I NEVER remember specific details about what I did, just what happened in general. Oh my god how many times did I hear that! - Someone must have sprayed it on my jacket as a joke (after coming home reeking of perfume) - We just talked about what we were doing - like a diary (about the 20+ sms per day) - but where could we have done anything - we were at work (eh...the car park, the office...) - I had no-one else to talk to who knew what was going on (after breaking NC) DOHHHH!!!
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