NYCmitch25 Posted August 19, 2005 Posted August 19, 2005 How about: "The best way to a woman's heart... is though her rib cage with a 6" knife .. " " I love children..... with ketchup!" "Hell is other people.." got any ?
LucreziaBorgia Posted August 19, 2005 Posted August 19, 2005 "By the time you swear you're his, Shivering and sighing, And he vows his passion is Infinite, undying --- Lady, make a note of this: One of you is lying." -- Dorothy Parker
Curt Posted August 19, 2005 Moderators Posted August 19, 2005 Here's One of My Fav's: Baby, you're the light of my life, but PMS f***s up your wattage. Curt
tanbark813 Posted August 19, 2005 Posted August 19, 2005 "You can tell when a woman is lying because her lips will be moving."
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