NYCmitch25 Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 How about: "The best way to a woman's heart... is though her rib cage with a 6" knife .. " " I love children..... with ketchup!" "Hell is other people.." got any ? Link to post Share on other sites
LucreziaBorgia Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 "By the time you swear you're his, Shivering and sighing, And he vows his passion is Infinite, undying --- Lady, make a note of this: One of you is lying." -- Dorothy Parker Link to post Share on other sites
Curt Posted August 19, 2005 Moderators Share Posted August 19, 2005 Here's One of My Fav's: Baby, you're the light of my life, but PMS f***s up your wattage. Curt Link to post Share on other sites
tanbark813 Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 "You can tell when a woman is lying because her lips will be moving." Link to post Share on other sites
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