Top 16 Reasons You Can't Get A Girlfriend

[GuitarGuy7]

1. You sit at home all day watching porn and expect Mia Khalifa 2.0 to come knocking on your front door.

 

2. You have no friends, hence no social circle, hence not meeting friends of friends.

 

3. You can't talk to a girl for longer than 10 seconds without crapping yourself

 

4. You're 25, still live with your parents, don't drive, and unemployed.

 

5. You're so fat, even fat albert looks skinny next to you.

 

6. You don't even bother using online dating

 

7. You just assume every woman is going to say no so you don't even try

 

8. Clubs? Bars? Social activities? Ain't nobody got time for that!

 

9. You get rejected a couple times, and completely give up with dating and believe you're unloveable

 

10. You look like a hobo

 

11. You are a hobo

 

12. Combing your hair and wearing actually decent clothes? Screw that!

 

13. Working out and trying to care of your body? Screw that too!

 

14. Maybe your standards are too high?

 

15. You come off as a creeeper

 

16. You go to school with a pink shirt which says Brony and Proud!

[basil67]

You nailed it.

[Jj66]

I am guilty of 10 and 12 but I still have 5 girlfriends. Want to borrow one?

[OpenBook]

What's a Brony?

[CptInsano]

There are a bunch of loose screws missing in the above list, e.g. guys who see a woman only in one particular light (mother, innocent girlfriend, sex toy, etc.) and cannot handle an actual human being.

 

I remember trying to set up a guy who had no luck with women. I tried to pair him up with the odd girl at work, who actually watched videos of surgeons operating while she ate lunch at her desk. I thought that both might be just "different enough" for each other.

 

I thought she'd be the weird one, but it seems that he discussed the children he wanted to have with her during their first date. The guys was in his late 20s, very smart and already a millionaire, rather good looking, well-traveled, and spoke three languages fluently. But he viewed women like a vending machines that deliver babies.

[RecentChange]

What's a Brony?

 

Google it if you dare (it's not that bad, but wtf)

[Woggle]

What's a Brony?

 

Grown men who are obsessed with My Little Pony. https://www.thedailybeast.com/inside-the-bizarre-world-of-bronies-adult-male-fans-of-my-little-pony

[Miss Spider]

Top 16 reasons everything on the Internet is an enumerated list

[Happy Lemming]

Google it if you dare (it's not that bad, but wtf)

 

Yes, but don't click the "Images" button.

[CptInsano]

Yes, but don't click the "Images" button.

 

Too late...

[some_username1]

Top 16 reasons everything on the Internet is an enumerated list

 

You won't believe the 16 reasons why OP can't get a girlfriend!