LuckyM Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 Try some humor. 1. Carry a bag of fresh dates in your pocket. Approach a girl, say "want a date?" Show her your bag. Laugh. In a market, ask a lady clerk if she has any dates. 2. Carry a bottle of honey. Show it to the girl, say "want some----honey?" Be sure to pause before you say honey. It is unclear whether you are calling her honey. 3. Bring a cup of ice cubes. Go up to girl and say"want to break the ice?" This also works if you are a girl. Never tried these but they are sure to get a silly laugh because they look pathetic. So stupid they are funny! Link to post Share on other sites
smackie9 Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 True story: My friend was at a club when a girl asked him if he takes his clothes off to have a shower..he said yes or course...she sticks her fingers in her drink and flicks it at him. Lets just say he took her home. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
preraph Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 Ummm, well, yes, you can meet girls that way, but if it were me, that wouldn't make me want to date you. I hate practical jokesters. Me and my best friend got a real bad feeling about our mutual friend's man we were meeting for the first time at my best friend's informal wedding reception at her mom's house. My best friend was wearing her beautiful custom oriental pattern silk suit and the boyfriend of our mutual friend came up and squirted invisible ink all over all of us (the kind that looks like ink and then fades). Right away, I pegged him as a wingnut. He didn't know anyone there and was acting like a five year old. Really bad boundaries. Well, she had his child and when the child was still a toddler and after she'd broken up with him, he came over ostensibly to see the child but shot himself in the head with them both here. So I was right. My point being, this type thing can be a red flag. Why not try some adult conversation and introducing yourself the normal way to meet women and then use those tricks on your kids after you have them. Link to post Share on other sites
Author LuckyM Posted August 25, 2018 Author Share Posted August 25, 2018 I meant to put this under dating forum. A horrible story. It might work in a bar for fun. Link to post Share on other sites
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