If you were the opposite sex how would you date?

[Curiousroxy86]

I think this would be a fun and interesting topic to ask

 

If you were the opposite sex how would you go about online dating from approaching, to asking out/being asked out, and the being exclusive talk?

 

So for women...if you were a guy how would you go about approaching women online, asking for their number, asking them out, and getting to exclusivity?

 

Vice versa for men...if you were a woman what would be your dating strategy to get dates, communication, and exclusivity?

 

I so look forward to the responses

[ericw899]

If I were a woman, I would put up 3 cute pictures on tinder, get my 100+ matches then choose what guys I really want.

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[salparadise]

If I were a woman they'd have to come up with a better word than promiscuous.

 

I'd probably get all my action by bumping carts at the grocery store.

[GorillaTheater]

I'd be too busy checking out my boobs to bother with dating.

[Woggle]

Not much different than I do now.

[RecentChange]

I would brag about my career and accomplishments. Apparently women are gold diggers and men are intimidated by career women.

[CantGetEnuff]

ericw899, lol that is EXACTLY what I was thinking.

 

Assuming I was even average looking, I would bump myself to an 8 using copious amounts of makeup and snapchat filters.

 

Then I would hire a personal assistant to help me comb through the hundreds of messages from thirsty men. I might respond to 2 percent of them, the ones that reminded me of a mix of Chris Evans and Bernie Sanders.

 

Hot sex (and post-coital political discussions) would ensue.

 

PS: I would also do lesbian things.

[amaysngrace]

I’d send a dick pic and call it a day.

[CantGetEnuff]

@amaysngrace,

 

You might want to consider spamming those bad boys for greater distribution! Apps, chat rooms, random texts, FB feed, LinkedIn, etc. They only work like 1% of the time (according to a friend), so it helps to play the numbers.

[alphamale]

I think if I was a woman i'd probably be lesbian

[alphamale]

I'd be too busy checking out my boobs to bother with dating.

 

:p:laugh:

[somanymistakes]

If I were a guy, with my personality unchanged, I'd have about as much luck with women as I do right now.

 

Never dated a girl

[Kitty Tantrum]

I wouldn't do online dating as a woman and I wouldn't do it as a man.

 

I'd build a reasonably stable career that would allow me to settle down in a small rural village somewhere and find a woman who is cool with a minimalist lifestyle and wants to stay home and have lots of babies.

 

Basically me as a man would be looking for me as a woman.

[JuneL]

I would go on LS and complain that life is so not fair: A woman can get hundreds of first messages without lifting a finger. I would also complain my date not willing to split the expense of a coffee date :laugh:

[alphamale]

I would go on LS and complain that life is so not fair: A woman can get hundreds of first messages without lifting a finger. I would also complain my date not willing to split the expense of a coffee date :laugh:

 

:lmao:

[Happy Lemming]

I would go on LS and complain that life is so not fair: A woman can get hundreds of first messages without lifting a finger. I would also complain my date not willing to split the expense of a coffee date :laugh:

 

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[edgygirl]

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