Mz. Pixie Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Okay, I gotta say, this topic so makes me want to get naked........ NOT! :lmao: Link to post Share on other sites
whichwayisup Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Okay, I gotta say, this topic so makes me want to get naked........ NOT! :lmao: It's better to s*** sometimes when naked. Especially if you're constipated! Don't ya remember that Seinfeld episode when George stripped down to poop? Link to post Share on other sites
Author alphamale Posted September 21, 2005 Author Share Posted September 21, 2005 I also hate the kind of dumps when you gotta wipe the a$$ 100x and go through a whole roll of TP! Then you end up having to have a shower cuz the clingon's didn't wanna come off! LOL! yeah thats the worst WWIU....once I was starting to have sexual relations with this woman and i was laying on my back and she was on top and i reached around to play with her anus and it was all dirty and covered up with pooh. yuck! man, i didn't use my right hand to eat with for a week. Link to post Share on other sites
Jayhawks Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Has LS gone to bathroom humor now? Is it really all about the poo or are we all just bored with the topics at hand? Come on Alpha. Are we really that interested in someones bowls? Link to post Share on other sites
NTB Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 3 times a day???? WTF! it depends........if i eat something crazy that i am not used to then i will have to open the gates for that stuff to come on out. ladies here where i work at are from different parts of this world africe, europe, mexico.......anyway so they always bring in all the different stuff they make back home and want me to try it and if it doesn't sit well then i go 3 times Link to post Share on other sites
NTB Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 i think worst is when your mid showering and you gotta go then gotta get out soaked water still running sit on the thrown dripping wet......it feels weird and it is too much of a hassle Link to post Share on other sites
whichwayisup Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 yeah thats the worst WWIU....once I was starting to have sexual relations with this woman and i was laying on my back and she was on top and i reached around to play with her anus and it was all dirty and covered up with pooh. yuck! man, i didn't use my right hand to eat with for a week. :lmao: OH god, talk about a complete turn off eh! I hope?? Link to post Share on other sites
whichwayisup Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 i think worst is when your mid showering and you gotta go then gotta get out soaked water still running sit on the thrown dripping wet......it feels weird and it is too much of a hassle There is something very disturbing about sitting on the toilet, wet from the shower because 9/10 you don't have time to dry yourself off, it's like Oops, Gotta go NOW! Come on Alpha. Are we really that interested in someones bowls? Guilty...Sorry! Sex, farts and poo's...I don't know, it's Wednesday! Link to post Share on other sites
NTB Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Sex, farts and poo's...I don't know, it's Wednesday! guess wednesday went from hump day to dump day Link to post Share on other sites
Author alphamale Posted September 21, 2005 Author Share Posted September 21, 2005 :lmao: OH god, talk about a complete turn off eh! I hope?? naah...i still banged her after i washed the hand. it was a ONS after a drunken wedding Link to post Share on other sites
whichwayisup Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 guess wednesday went from hump day to dump day :lmao: Link to post Share on other sites
TUDOR Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 You ever take a dump so big your pants fit better afterwards? (Ron White) I go twice a day on average, once around 10 AM and then again about 4 PM. Considering they are the equivalent in size to a duraflame log I think that is plenty! Here's another thought, are you folders or waders? Meaning your fold the paper then wipe and then fold again for another use or just a wader whipe one time and toss? I'm a folder, you can get a good 3 wipes with out going back for more paper. Link to post Share on other sites
NTB Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 wipe and toss here......maybe that is why i go through so much TP at home oh well Link to post Share on other sites
Author alphamale Posted September 21, 2005 Author Share Posted September 21, 2005 Here's another thought, are you folders or waders? Meaning your fold the paper then wipe and then fold again for another use or just a wader whipe one time and toss? I'm a folder, you can get a good 3 wipes with out going back for more paper. Folder....saves paper. And with prices of TP the way they are... Link to post Share on other sites
whichwayisup Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 And you gotta use Charmin Ultra...Oh so soft... Link to post Share on other sites
Author alphamale Posted September 21, 2005 Author Share Posted September 21, 2005 And you gotta use Charmin Ultra...Oh so soft... yah! thats good stuff, eh?! but expensive and one roll lasts like 7 minutes Link to post Share on other sites
whichwayisup Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 I know! But once you have it that soft, everything else feels like sandpaper. I like to have a happy bum wipe, not a sore bum wipe! LOL! Link to post Share on other sites
Art_Critic Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 yah! thats good stuff, eh?! but expensive and one roll lasts like 7 minutes I grew up in a houshold where everything bought was generic including TP. the first thing I bought when I moved out of the house when I turned 18 was Charmin.. Ahh it felt good to not worry about your fingers going thru the TP Link to post Share on other sites
NTB Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Ahh it felt good to not worry about your fingers going thru the TP oh man your finger stuck in poop char is good stuff..... but here is something my mom keeps baby wipes in the bathroom, she carries them with her and everything she says she has got to wipe with those baby wipes cause if she doesn't she won't feel clean...... Link to post Share on other sites
Author alphamale Posted September 21, 2005 Author Share Posted September 21, 2005 oh man your finger stuck in poop ...... thats nuthin' NTB...one time when I was about 10 yrs old I was sick and had diarrhea and pooped in bed in the middle of the night. Yuck. I woke up the next morning and was covered from head to toe in smelley cold pooh, the liquid kind. Then I had to shower and my mom had to clean the sheets and my bed mattress. Not a good day! Link to post Share on other sites
whichwayisup Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 thats nuthin' NTB...one time when I was about 10 yrs old I was sick and had diarrhea and pooped in bed in the middle of the night. Yuck. I woke up the next morning and was covered from head to toe in smelley cold pooh, the liquid kind. Then I had to shower and my mom had to clean the sheets and my bed mattress. Not a good day! Ewwww...........But still abit funny! Link to post Share on other sites
Art_Critic Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 When one of my sisters was about 2 years old I was about 15 and I was watching her.. I went in to check on her in her crib and she had pulled her poop out of her diaper and smeared it everywhere.. All over the rungs on the crib.. all over her.. she was eating it.. it was all over the wall..It was in her hair.. What a mess.. A huge Poop bomb went off .. Link to post Share on other sites
Author alphamale Posted September 21, 2005 Author Share Posted September 21, 2005 When one of my sisters was about 2 years old I was about 15 and I was watching her.. I went in to check on her in her crib and she had pulled her poop out of her diaper and smeared it everywhere.. All over the rungs on the crib.. all over her.. she was eating it.. it was all over the wall..It was in her hair.. the greatest thing here A_C is that you get to remind her about it and "rub it in" for the rest of your lives Link to post Share on other sites
NTB Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 When one of my sisters was about 2 years old I was about 15 and I was watching her.. I went in to check on her in her crib and she had pulled her poop out of her diaper and smeared it everywhere.. All over the rungs on the crib.. all over her.. she was eating it.. it was all over the wall..It was in her hair.. What a mess.. A huge Poop bomb went off .. :lmao: thats nuthin' NTB...one time when I was about 10 yrs old I was sick and had diarrhea and pooped in bed in the middle of the night. Yuck. I woke up the next morning and was covered from head to toe in smelley cold pooh, the liquid kind. Then I had to shower and my mom had to clean the sheets and my bed mattress. Not a good day! well when i was about 9 i was sick as a dog i had all that was possible and i was vomitting like crazy and i had the diarrhea and i rememeber my mom kept telling me "stick your head all the way in the toilet when you vomit that way nothing splashes out" and so 2 minutes later i had to vomit i went lifted the seat stuck my head in vomitted but then had to take a dump and forgot to put the seat down and fell into my vomit a$$ first and took a dump my mom was freaked...... Link to post Share on other sites
Art_Critic Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 the greatest thing here A_C is that you get to remind her about it and "rub it in" for the rest of your lives And i do .. Link to post Share on other sites
Recommended Posts