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YAY for WWIU's fart!

 

awww Thanks! :love:

 

aren't farts like the announcers of upcoming poop......i know if i fart at least 3 times i can make sure a bomb is coming

 

When you have the s***s, a fart is a good sign...Means no more liquid s***s for me! :laugh:

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She must've found a job !!

 

or her boyfrind came home from vacation

 

their most likely at starbucks.........

 

there is thought if coffee makes you poop then i wonder what kind of TP they have in their bathrooms??

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Congrats Alpha--almost 100 posts on the shatting habits of Love Shackers. But I wonder if some of the regulars (ha ha great pun) are not participating because they don't go?

 

I guess they didn't recognize the noble point of looking at trivial things from above! My aunt once said: "Intelligent people can talk about socks, but stupid ones can't talk about philosophy!" ;)

I guess some LS-ers take sh*tting too seriously? :lmao:

Alpha, you gave me a good laugh, I assume that was the point of this thread whatsoever. :D

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Alpha, you gave me a good laugh, I assume that was the point of this thread whatsoever. :D

yes, it was RP :laugh:

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Well, I'm a woman and I'll admit to doing more than just weeing in the loo.

 

Have to say tho' Tanbark nearly made me choke on my coke when he came out with this one.

The only time I've accidentally crapped myself was when I was sick and thought it was a fart. But I eased it out so the spillage was minimal.

 

Usually I go daily, but sometimes it's alternate days, and just occasionally, just before my period I get a little shall we say "bunged up". However, as soon as my period starts everything gets back to normal.

 

Nuff info for you Alpha??

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Nuff info for you Alpha??

h ah ha ha ha....my bowel movement threa d is still going strong!!! :lmao: poop to all

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h ah ha ha ha....my bowel movement threa d is still going strong!!! :lmao: poop to all

 

J's poopin' now...Psstt...Pass it along...:laugh:

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Ok I must admit that this is a funny thread! I can't remember my login name so I'm just going with unregistered...

 

I hate pooping in public restrooms... and that includes work... so I've held it all day on occasion... but I don't get the urge to go that often.

 

I can totally relate to the guy that had to turn around and go home for his girl to use the br... that's me. I used to live right up the way from work and would just head home if that urge hit... but I've moved almost 1.5 hours from the office and that is no longer an option :( hence holding it...

 

There was a time in my life I'd go each morning before my shower... but something happened and now I go about once a week if not once every 2 weeks... I know that can't be healthy. I eat good food, lots of fruits and veggies... even when I take x-lax I don't get the urge to go... it's the strangest thing.

 

And when i don't go for a while I'm grumpy as all hell - not to mention a bit on the bloated side...

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Once a week or every two weeks??? That doesn't sound right at all. How long have you been like that? It sounds like your diet is ok, but how much are you eating?

 

I'd advise going to the Dr and finding out if there is a problem.

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So funny, last night I was actually thinking, "What a delightful poop that was." LMAO!

 

I love those kinda of poops. Especially the kind when ya go, it comes out SO fast and then two things happen (which freak me right out)1) There is NO poo in the toilet, it came out so fast it just kept on going and 2)when you go to wipe, the ass is as clean as a whistle! WTF? I DO still wipe but it's like, that's so cool!

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I love those kinda of poops. Especially the kind when ya go, it comes out SO fast and then two things happen (which freak me right out)1) There is NO poo in the toilet, it came out so fast it just kept on going and 2)when you go to wipe, the ass is as clean as a whistle! WTF? I DO still wipe but it's like, that's so cool!

 

 

They call that sh*t shock :lmao:

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Mine is twice a day :)

 

When I was a smoker (i smoked for 7 yrs and then quit cold-turkey) i always observed that whenever i lit up a ciggie i had the urge to poop... i dunno why though... anybody else have this experience?

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Ghost Shyt: The kind where you feel the Shyt come out, but there is no Shyt in the toilet.

 

Clean-Get-Away Shyt: The kind where you Shyt it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

 

Wet Shyt: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and underwear, so you won't ruin them with a stain.

 

Second Wave Shyt: This happens when you're done Shyting and you've pulled up your pants to your knees, and you realize that you have to Shyt some more.

 

Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-Brain-Hemmorage-Shyt: The kind where you strain so much to get it out,you practically have a stroke.

 

Gassy Shyt: It's so noisy, everyone within earshot is laughing.

 

Drinker Shyt: The kind of Shyt you have the morning after a long night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

 

Lincoln Log Shyt: The kind of Shyt that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

 

Corn Shyt: Self-explanatory.

 

Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Shyt Shyt: The kind where you want to Shyt but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

 

Spinal Tap Shyt: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you would swear it was leaving you sideways.

 

Wet Cheeks Shyt: The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt gets splashed with water.

 

Liquid Shyt: The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.

 

Mexican Shyt: It smells so bad your nose burns.

 

The Surprise Shyt: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you're about to fart, but oops ... a shyt!!!

 

The Dangling Shyt: This Shyt refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done Shyting it. You just pray that a shake or two will break it loose.

 

Crowd Pleaser Shyt: This shyt is so intriguing in size and/or appearance that you have to show it to someone before flushing.

 

Mood Enhancer Shyt: This shyt occurs after a lengthy period of constipation, thereby allowing you to be your old self again.

 

Ritual Shyt: This shyt occurs at the same time each day and is accomplished with the aid of a newspaper or other reading materials.

 

THE GUINESS BOOK OF RECORDS SHYT: A shyt so noteworthy it should be recorded for future generations.

 

THE AFTERSHOCK SHYT: This shyt has an odour so powerful than anyone entering the vicinity within the next 7 hours is affected.

 

THE "HONEYMOON'S OVER" SHYT: This is any shyt created in the presence of another person.

 

THE GROANER: A shyt so huge it cannot exit without vocal assistance.

 

THE FLOATER: Characterized by its floatability, this shyt has been known to resurface after many flushings.

 

THE RANGER: A shyt which refuses to let go. It is usually necessary to engage in a rocking or bouncing motion, but quite often the only solution is to push it away with a small piece of toilet paper.

 

THE PHANTOM SHYT: This appears in the toilet mysteriously and no one will admit to putting it there.

 

THE PEEK-A-BOO SHYT: Now you see it, now you don't. This shyt is playing games with you. Requires patience and muscle control.

 

THE BOMBSHELL: A shyt that comes as a complete surprise at a time that is either inappropriate to shyt (ie. during lovemaking or a root canal) or you are nowhere near shytting facilities.

 

THE SNAKE CHARMER: A long skinny shyt which has managed to coil itself into a frightening position - usually harmless.

 

THE OLYMPIC SHYT: This shyt occurs exactly one hour prior to the start of any competitive event in which you are entered and bears a close resemblance to the Drinker's Shyt.

 

THE BACK-TO-NATURE SHYT: This shyt may be of any variety but is always deposited either in the woods or while hiding behind the passenger side of your car.

 

THE PEBBLES-FROM-HEAVEN SHYT: An adorable collection of small turds in a cluster, often a gift from God when you actually CAN'T shyt.

 

PREMEDITATED SHYT: Laxative induced. Doesn't count.

 

SHYTZOPHERENIA: Fear of shytting - can be fatal!

 

ENERGIZER vs DURACELL SHYT: Also known as a "Still Going" shyt.

 

THE POWER DUMP SHYT: The kind that comes out so fast, you barely get your pants down when you're done.

 

THE LIQUID PLUMBER SHYT: This kind of shyt is so big it plugs up the toilet and it overflows all over the floor. (You should have followed the advice from the Lincoln Log Shyt.)

 

THE "I THINK I'M GIVING BIRTH THROUGH MY a**h***" SHYT: Similar to the Lincoln Log and The Spincal Tap Shyts. The shape and size of the turd resembles a tall boy beer can. Vacuous air space remains in the rectum for some time afterwards.

 

THE PORRIDGE SHYT: The type that comes out like toothpaste, and just keeps on coming. You have two chooces: (a) flush and keep going, or (b) risk it piling up to your butt while you sit there helpless.

 

THE "I'M GOING TO CHEW MY FOOD BETTER" SHYT: When the bag of Dorritos you ate last night lacerates the insides of your rectum on the way out in the morning.

 

THE "I THINK I'M TURNING INTO A BUNNY" SHYT: When you drop lots of cute, little round ones that look like marbles and make tiny splashing sounds when they hit the water.

 

THE "WHAT THE HELL DIED IN HERE?" SHYT: Also sometimes referred to as The Toxic Dump. Of course you don't warn anyone of the poisonous bathroom odour. Instead, you stand innocently near the door and enjoy the show as they run out gaggin and gasping for air.

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i don't think any female will answer this they usually don't even want to admit they have to go to a bathroom

 

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

And I thought I was weird with poopy issues. Glad to hear other women pretend to be 'perfect' as well.:o

 

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:o Ok, I go 2x a day. I have held for 2 days max (for the reasons mentioned above) and was recovering from it for another 2 days.:o

:o I will save my 'sh*t! I just sh*t my pants!" story for later:o

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933KJL I just shi* my pants laughing about your post!

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