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I need your best hard hitting humor to get over my cheating ex


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He’s a ninkum-poop, lying, cheating sob and yet at times I find myself wanting him to want me! What the fudge is wrong with me folks!?! So let it roll people- remind me, in no uncertain terms, why I’m better off without the turd.

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Cut a lily pad out of green construction paper and put a photo of him in the center of it and hang it on your fridge, because he is a feckless toad.

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Not humor, but consider writing down a list of ALL the negatives, including all the stuff you felt when he cheated, etc. You can break it out to reread when you feel you need to.

 

It's too bad that you feel the need for something like this and feel that reconciliation isn't an option. However, I do get that sometimes our "head and heart" aren't in good alignment.

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