A Self Help Test For People Who Wants To Be A Good Couple

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(For Men Only)

 

1.Your wife is very stressed with the kids,what do you do?

a.Help.

b.Take the kids to somewhere fun.

c.Ask your wife "when's dinner?".

2.Your wife is really in the mood for sex,what do you do?

a.Accept it.

b.I'm not in the mood!

c.I'm sleepy,goodnight.ZZZZZZZZZ.

3.Your wife has had enough of you,ahe wants an divorce,what can you do to save your marrige?

a.Send a pot of flowers that was eaten in half by your dog.

b.Hold a romantic dinner/marrige party for her.

c.Fine!I'll see you in court!

4.Your wife is hungry but didn't bought anything for the shops,what do you do?

a.Go to the shops and buy some food.

b.Go to a expensive french restuarant.

c.Let's go fishing!

5.Your wife is almost dying.You're growing in sadness and fear.Your seems to be in a coma but has a danger of dying through the night.What are your last words?

a.You were the one I really loved.I'm going to miss you...

b.I hope that you will remember me and i'll rember all our happy times...

c.See you in hell!

 

(For Women Only)

 

1.Your husband is secretly sneaking drugs into the house.What do you do?

a.Ignore it.

b.Tell the police,I had no choice.

c.Talk to him.

2.Your husband is having an affair with a woman from the strip club,he visits her very friday night,what do you say to him?

a."Have you been having an affair?"

b."So,do you want to go out on friday night?"

c."I want an divorce!"

3.Your friends at the beauty parlor said "Your husband's a dream,I would rather take him!".What do you react to that?

a."Yeah,right..."

b."Take him he's yours!"

c."My husband's the best,he doesn't love anyone but me."

4.Your husband gets a job as a security guard,but the dangers of getting shot is 70%.What do you say to him?

a."It's too dangerous,don't do it!"

b."What's the pay?"

c."Do they have a free funeral for you?"

5.Your husband was gay and he was hiding it all the time.You were shocked and left his home.He messaged you on your phone saying"I'm not gay anymore you can come back."What do you do?

a."Ok,be right there."

b."I don't trust you."

c."If you're gay why don't I be lesbian!"

 

Mark your anwsers please.